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In my day we didn't have houses, so we lived in caves. Oh yes. |
*puts a frog on her head* hehehe!
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One crazy grandpa is enough for me. :P *pulls grandpa into his wheelchair and rolls him down a mountain* XD |
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Who's side of the family do you want to be on? You can be on any side you want! Wow! Both my brother and sister are good for nothings! *both Scott and Chrystie glare at him* ....I mean, welcome to the house! Hehe.. |
What sides are there? lol! Im hyper!
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I WILL EAT j00 BABIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSS!!! *crumple at bottom of mountain*
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Where's Pokemaster! I WILL EAT HIS BABIES!!!
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So many options to choose from hehe.... Hey everyone! Chrystie (Sayuri no Hoshi) is Mary Poppins! She has the suitcase and everything! Hehe... |
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*pulls grandpa out of his wheelchair* No food for you today... *gets hit by grandpa's thrown wheelchair* |
Ummmmm.......I will be on.....100marios side! I can put flies in his soup!
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Let's KUNG FOO!!! |
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Um, whatever in the world is up with your Grandfather!? |
I ATE j00 BABIES!!!
And I'm everyone's grandpa, so HA!!! |
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Which leads me to ask another question! How can there be more than two sides? Scott and I are your siblings which only makes up YOUR side and then there's Sheridan's (Hikaru's Twin) side. I have no idea what Dizzy's doing, lol. You confuzzle me so, brother. |
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Pffttt, grandpa these days... XD |
HIIIIIIIIII-YAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
*knocks out PM10000's teeth* |
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Wait time out. *gives grandpa his glasses* XD You can't see witout these. |
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..shh! Don't speak about those flys too loudly! Everyone will want one! I think PM10000 and Karli got the craziness from my side hehe... *backs away* Careful Chrystie! Whatever did I do to you my darling sister? Hehe... |
*walks into the room with a frog in hands* Hi auntie. *puts frog on her head*
This is Frog and I think he likes you! |
I HAVE NO NEED FOR GLASSES!!!
I have Contacts! WASABI!!! *kicks PC10000 in the stomach* |
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You had to use your hands to pull your eyes and hopefully be able to see better! ......either that or you had glasses hehe.. |
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Liar! *shoves grandpa's glasses back in his face* XD *Looks at his shirt* Argh, look what your foot did to me. Say are those are those your lucky socks? *headlocks grandpa* Apologize for hitting your grandson. :P |
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I'm so happy they're getting along so well! ....... *dashes off and gets a giant hand that says "Go PM10000!"* Hehe.... |
Me and my wife need to have children.
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I ATE j00 BABIES!!!
And they didn't have glasses in my day. CHICKEN WINGS!!! *backdrops PM before picking him up and throwing him out of the window* |
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Come here Frog! *Frog jumps into her hands* Thats a good boy. Auntie do you think Frog is a boy or a girl? *holds Frog up*
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Okay but....*pulls a rat out of her pocket* but I know this is a boy. Just hold on to him for a while. Careful he might bite! *shoves the rat into Aunties hands*
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*grabs the frog, throws it up and down, and strokes his chin* Hmm, judging on how well it can jump, I would say it's a girl! *hands it back to Karli and says quietly to her* Don't mind your auntie. Biology was not her best subject hehe... |
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
I am Ninja-Gramps! |
So Auntie, are you staying a week or a year? By the look of your bag it looks like you are staying for a year! Anyways....dont let Herman (the rat) get loose. Or he might try to eat Frog. You have to be really careful or he will bite you, and *whispers*he goes to the bathroom a lot.
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You used to be in those old black and white ninja movies! Hyyaah! Hehe... Bathroom a lot? We might have to discuss that with your mom hehe... *sweatdrops* |
But...but.......he is very good... *Herman bites Auntie* sometimes......I know you will love him Auntie!
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I Will Teach You The Way Of The Old!
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*sees her throw a fit* On good days hehe... Yes master father! *bows and puts a belt around Evil One's eyes* Is that right? Hehe... This should be going into the RP thread! |
Can I have some ice cream? We will leave Auntie to get to know Herman. Ice cream is good for this occasion.
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Yes, I know.
100marios, you are my apprentice, and shall learn the sacred art of Old! |
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Don't worry! I'll wiiiiinnn...*gets tackle choked by grandpa* Argh, your strong for an 83 year old. :P |
You cannot beat the wrath of the Old Ninja Skill!
Time for...THE DROOLINATOR!!! *drools constantly, flooding the topic* |
No! You will drown Herman and Frog!
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Frogs can swim underwater. *floods room* |
Ya, but rats cant! Thats no fair!
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AHAHAHAHAHA!!!
*teleports away and locks everyone in the room* HAHAHA!!! *naps* |
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Old ninja skill? :rambo: *Talks in Jade's voice* Time to kick some ninja butt! :P *kicks Evil One to the adoption center* XD |
*calls an exterminator and puts on a gas mask* -___- HMMMMHMPPPPH HMMM HMMPPH?! PHMMMHMMM HMMPHM HMMMMMMMPPPPPPHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Translation: -___- JORDAN HOW DO YOU ALLOW YOUR CHILDREN TO HAVE ALL THESE NASTY CREATURES IN YOUR HOUSEHOLD?! IF I'M GOING TO BE LIVING IN THIS HOUSE THEN I WANT IT CLEAN AND PEACEFUL OKAY!!!!!!!!!!! *twitches* |
Herman doesnt like you. *rat goes to the washroom on Auntie* that is what you get for saying all that mean things. But you can still keep him. I am going to get ice cream.
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*opens the door again* The ice cream man is not there. But thanks for the money!
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*gives a roach an evil glance* I could take you on... *gets chased by the roach* XD |
Cockroach? WHere? *takes out flyswatter and chases the roach that chases PM1000*
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Dont hurt my friends! *starts chasing after her brother* You dont see me going around threatening little critters! *steps on the roach and falls to her knees* WHAT HAVE A DONE! Quick get a leaf, we will give this little guy a proper burrial.
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O_o ... I'll get a leaf! *tries to find trees but can't find any* ...uh.. where?
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*gets a light bulb box* this will do fine.
"Little critter, I hope that you will always be bright in this bright little coffin I had made for you today, rest in peace" Okay....whos next? |
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Wow *eyes sparkle* Your such a cool aunt. :P *throws grandpa Evil One on top of the roach* XD That'll squish it....I hope. |
*rolls her eyes* Where is your mother and that DIMWIT brother of mine?! I can't possibly be the only responsible adult here to take care of you little hoodlums! Hopefully I don't have to do this everyday...oh boy, your father's going to be showing his true colors if he does make me do this! Using his dear sister to babysit his children day after day! I have a life! I have morals! I have...nothing...else better to do...
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I have a life to, but I dont get anything I want! *sticks tongue out at Auntie* I bet you cant get me!
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*breaks his leg* XD See? :P *hides his leg* :paranoid: |
I bet you couldnt even take care of me! Mom and Dad arent going to ask you to ever babysit me! You would probaly break my leg to.
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Don't worry. Brother ain't gonna hurt you. *smiles like a demon* XD |
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Huh?! Breaking legs! *looks slightly alarmed* Who's been breaking legs, sweetheart?! Edit: ....looks like i missed two posts ^^;; |
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*dances around singing lalalalalalala...* Hey, I have nothing better to do. XD |
*comes home from work exhausted*
Hi everyone! How- ....what in blazes.... *grabs all the kids and sets them down in chairs with ice cream, leads Chrystie to a massage armchair, and sets grandpa down in a rocking chair, ties him up with a ninja belt, and puts a force field around him* There.....isn't that better? We all have to learn to get along better! And that means no teasing, no complaining, *gives Chrystie a look*, and no using crazy lunatic powers. You got that? Hehe.... |
DADDY! You tied me to the chair! Herman is running loose! More ice cream more ice cream!
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*looks around at the family* Ehhe... this looks wild... I seem to be off the place...^_^
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DADDY! *trys to get loose, but falls backwards on the chair*
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Oni Flygon! Perfect timing! I need you to get some more ice cream. I didn't really give them too much in the first place... *helps Karli up* Oh! Are you ok? Did you bump your head? .....hmm, you'll be fine! How's your brother? *sees PM10000 sleeping with the ice cream cone sticking out of his forehead* ......... *looks back at Karli* He's fine too! Hehe..... So, how are you today? |
Bad, no thanks to you. I hit my head, and you tied me to a chair. You gave me little ice cream, and now Herman is running loose!
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*points to grandpa* ...and he was asking for it too! Herman? Who's Herman? Your friend? |
Herman is my rat! Remember...he goes bathroom a lot...duh! *smacks her head*
Now where was I? Ice cream! |
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Just kidding hehe.... *sees Herman on the ground, and pursues him* I'll get him! You can't let it run all around the house though! ....and Oni should be getting that ice cream! |
I didnt let him run around the house. Oh! Oh! Nasty, look over there! No No Herman dont eat you own mess! Ewwwwwww.....to late......well saves us the trouble!
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...I'm a unicorn.... :P *snores and sleepwalks over to father and tackles father with his ice cream cone horn* ....money......must have...*snores and falls down on the floor sleeping* ice cream....mmmmmm.....more...*smiles while sleeping* XD |
*enters room with more ice cream*
Now, who wanted ice cream? *shows a whole bucket* |
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....at least he cleans after himself! Unlike... *sees PM10000 drooling on the floor with the ice cream cone crushed all over his face* Oh how the mighty have fallen hehe.... *jumps, and grabs Herman* Gotcha! *trys to run out of his hands* Woah! No you don't! *gives it gently to Karli* We're going to have to talk to your mom about him. I, personally don't have a problem but- *Herman runs all over him* Ah! That tickles! Hehe...... *grabs him and hands him to Karli again* ...we'll have to see what Sheridan thinks about having a rat in the house! *turns to Oni* Ah! Good! You're here!....and with ice cream! Twice as good! Hehe.... |
*wakes up from hearing her own loud snore and finds herself in a massage armchair* AHHHHHHHHHHH! *looks around as everyone stops what they're doing and stares at her* Um, good evening, everyone? ^_^; *looks at the odd ice cream cone formations in various places of the house* Jordan, why don't you clean up your kids. Tsk, tsk, tsk. It's a shame--you just aren't ready to be a father, little brother...*sniff*
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*wakes up* Argh, that's my second leg I broke today. :P |
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..it would be rather scary if you did hehe... *retrieves him from the basement* Night Chystie! I hope the bed bugs do bite tonight! |
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Just like old times.....she always has to have the last word! Hehe.... *helps clean up the ice cream cones with a broom* Hey Oni! How about you mop up? You have some experience with that hehe... |
Wow Jordan, you're like the king of off-topicnezz >_<
Unlezz...Chystie and PM10000 are you're [email protected]@ Anywho, my family iz bezt dezcribed az a bowl of mixed nutz from lazt Christmas>,< Didn't get that? I bazicly mean they're...inzane 0.o |
LOL... I dont have a family to call my own... or do I?
OMG I'm having such a bad day.. This sucks. |
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*bows* However, they are part of the family! My family is rather crazy too hehe.... |
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What'z wrong Dizzy Mizter? I'm havin a bad day too mon>,< But cherio up :) It'z Easter! :) You think you're family is crazy??? Ha!! I'm not even going to zay zome of the ztuff my family haz done>,< |
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Aww Happy Easter to you too :) I'm having a bad hair day... It just wont stay down.. Its evil! |
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*recalls what happened to Teara's dog* *slomps down on grandpa's wheelchair* Thought I'd be using this sooner or later. :P *falls over the wheelchair and breaks both of his arms* XD Ahh, now I know how it feels like to be disabled...*faints* |
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Aww I'm sorry to have alarmed you :(... Yah It's bad hair.. No matter what I do It just won't stay down.. right now i have a 5 minute conditionar heat cap, because my perm bomb backfire on me... |
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It always happens to me after I wash my hair and it all dries off. *gives a cool stare at Dizzy* Awesome, you look funky with your hair up. :P |
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If you think I'm insane.... Wait until you see the whole family!! Hehe... I have some people here that make me seem normal! |
Nah It;s full blown Frizz.. I hate having the super extreme curls, but Blaine gave me an Idea so I used it.
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I have a cowlick...
*a cow comes up and licks him in the back of the head so his hair sticks up* ....and a genuine one at that! Hehe..... I do have a rather big cowlick though, but I always make the best of it! A little combing here, a little water there.....and a whole lot of gel hehe.. |
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When you have hair like mine, you have to get used to frizziness! I don't like curls either,(I don't have 'em) but I have no idea what pro-relaxer 12 is! |
Hair termz??? Oh darn>,< How pathetic iz it that the guyz are all talking about hair ztylez and I'm zitting here with my hair in a clipy thing playing fetch with a punky cat 0.o
Which zide? I don't know, which one iz the richezt one?...you know the one that will involve me in a will...with alot of money...<,< |
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