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But I discovered the magical regenerative property my body had...
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and for no apperent reason, I exploded and plowed throught the roof of the drug store and I was flying through the air when...
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...A flygon grabbed me and took me to the ground. His trainer...
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..Was scared of popups because they caused problems in it's social..
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So then I got a anti-pop up blocker on my computer.
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The anti popup blocker started making popups appear so then I made the mistake of getting a popup blocker.
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So i called my pet Gyrados to start destroying my computer...
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then, all of a sudden, my gyrados turned into this giant house and ate the trainer and I started to run when...
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When suddenly Ozzy Osborne came out of nowhere and started playing a song, and i turned into Iron man!
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Who knocked out the evil computers.
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And then i farted and a mew tyranitar came out!
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Which went off to marry a Beautifly.
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And i was left all alone...
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When suddenly a person lurked around the stairs of my house.
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And then i hit him with a baseball bat!
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Which made the person fall over, because of that, the police came.
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And then i hit the police with a baseball bat!
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As the police were falling, they hit a house self-destruct button.
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But then in the nick of time a giant cell phone flew me to safety.
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But I sat on the call button and it called my mother.
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My mom said that she was happy i wasn't anywhere near her, and to never come to visit.
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Because of that I jumped off the phone and walked to her house.
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She had a gun in my face warning me not to make a move.
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So I just leant over and hugged her.
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But as soon as i tried to hug her she shot me!
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