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DNA Alter + Corrupt (Trying again)
Since NekroBoi messed up the original, im hoping this time I can get other people other than... him to post improper things.
It goes like this: Poster #1: I alter Mew's DNA so it is a fighting type Poster #2: The fighting type Mew is so powerful it destroys all your belongings and your home punching a doll I alter Charmander's DNA so it has spikes on its back. Poster #3: The spikes stab you and leave you in a pile of blood while the Charmander steals your pokemon. I alter Geodudes... Yea... also, you can edit real world animals if you like. But only if you cant think of anything, which I doubt. Lets start! I alter Beedrill's DNA so it can breed with a Beequeen. |
They create a beehive with lots of Beedrill and Beequeens that sting you to death.
I alter Sunflora's DNA so it has thorns. Something like that? |
The thorny Sunflora becomes king of all Sunflora and commands them all to destroy humanity, leaving you responsible.
I alter Medichams DNA so it can learn any Psychic move ever. Yes. Like that. |
Medicham uses its Psychic abilities to create a freak tidal wave that drowns you and the whole town.
I alter Dusclops' DNA so that its eye can work like a laser. |
Dusclops goes war of the worlds on everybody's butt.
I alter Jirachi's DNA so it becomes a fighting type. |
Jirachi becomes so strong that it accidentally flies through you, ripping a hole in you, when flying up to hug you.
I alter Typhlosion's DNA so that it has blades on its arms. |
He was taken by a professor and after that, he became Edward SH who is later know by the name Johnny Depp.
I alter Steelix's DNA so that his body changed into Austeridium |
I dont know what that is, but it eats you.
I alter Pikachu's DNA so it has an afro. |
The Afro Pikachu was so hideous that it burnt every one's eyes out. =3
I alter Magikarp's DNA so that it is one of the most powerful Pokemon in the world. |
it was so powerful that it can finally put Pluto in place, so that it can become planet again.
I alter Giovanni's Persian DNA so that it can talk like Meowth |
Unfortunately, Persian's voice wasn't exactly nice sounding, if you catch my drift. D:
I alter Butterfree's DNA so that its eyes aren't so large. |
The eyes become so small, its almost blind, and it slices you to pieces with steel wing.
I alter Unknown A's DNA so it becomes a dollar sign. Dont ask why. |
It is made fun of by its Unown friends, so it kidnaps you, takes you to its dimension and tortures you until you change it back.
I alter Psyduck's DNA so it has teeth. |
It uses them to chew on you, your shoes, your bed, and anything else it sees, hears, or comes in contact with.
I alter Kyogres DNA so all its moves are OHKO moves, and it cant attack me even if it wanted too. |
It actually caused a Tsunami that drowned your family and friends.
I alter Tyranitar's DNA so that it becomes Godzilla |
You are so small to it that it doesn't notice you and squishes you.
I alter Salamence's DNA so that its wings are razor sharp. |
Actually, It was sharp and heavy so when you're riding it, it fell into the center of the earth
I alter Deoxys' DNA so that it transform into a MissingNo. |
It messes up all your mechanical things, scrapbooks, clothes, and life.
I alter Scizor's DNA so its pincers are gold. |
Scizor is now quite expensive and more hunters want it.
I alter Magikarp's DNA so it's like Mew. |
it really likes mew so that it eats all mew in the world
I alter Mr.Mime's data so that it turns into Mrs.Mime |
Suddenly mothers who need help with housework start to choose other pokes.
I alter Feebas' DNA so It's not ugly and I alter Milotic's so it is ugly. |
Actually, you have fed your Milotic with lots of Blue Pokeblocks while you have fed your Feebas with green Pokeblocks. So, you have to suffer in Pokemon Contest with your Geeky Feebas.
I alter Torkoal's DNA so that it become the world's top soccer player |
Torkoal bends the ball into a building and causes a dominoe effect, CRUSHING THE CITY TO BITS.
I alter Miltank so it's bigger than a tractor. |
Miltank Curshes every tractor on Earth.
I alter Typhlosion's DNA so it is invincible. |
It died of a heart attack actually
I alter Swablu's DNA so rain come out of his clouds |
Everyone hunts the Swablu down because they are sick of rain.
I alter Groudon's DNA so it can fly |
Groudon is so happy to be able to fly he flies into space and dies.
I alter Hitmonlee's DNA so it has bigger feet. |
It has such big feet the momentum of it's kicks caused it to fly into the ocean and land on the Lost island.
I alter Slowpoke so it has two brains. |
Its dullness increases twice and dies from starvation.
I alter Pichu's ears to be smaller so it's in proportion. |
Pichu's hearing ability decreases and it doesn't notice the Sharpedo in the water that jumps up from behind and eats it.
I alter Mewtwo's DNA so it talks using its mouth. |
He then revealed that he don't have any vocal chord so therefore he use his lungs and died.
I alter Snorlax's DNA so that it can open his eyes |
It turns out Snorlax was blind anyway
I alter Dusclops DNA so it can learn Mega Kick |
But it's a Ghost, so it's Mega Kick goes straight through what it was trying to kick and.. it lands in the mouth of a GIANT Mightyena.
I alter Nosepass's DNA so it looks like Brock with a big nose. |
well he was sent to BB and participated in the world's largest nose contest.
I alter Growlithe data so that it got the leopard's pattern instead of tiger's |
It then suddenly found climbing trees more fun than obedience.
I alter Sudowoodo's DNA so it's a Grass-type. |
Actually, it doesn't really matter because it already used to it.
I alter Tentacool's DNA so that its reproduction system won't work anymore |
Then both Tentacool and Tentacruel everywhere become extinct.
I alter Rapidash's DNA so it has wings. |
It then accidentally brought to the past by Celebi and then became Hercules' horse, Pegasus. Since he burned all of the clouds that caused the flood.
I alter Blastoise's DNA so that it has bazooka instead of water cannon |
Its bazooka's so powerful that it is thrown back by its own power, so it refuses to use them again, therefore making its power popularity go way down.
I alter Marill's DNA so that its tail is heavy and sinks instead of floats. |
All the swimmers currently surfing on the marill die, including yourself, accidentily.
I alter raichu's DNA so its electricity can power my MP3 player. |
too much electricity, it powersurges your mp3 player and it blows up in your face
I alter Digletts DNA to make it able to fly |
it attempts to fly but when everyone sees the rest of digletts body they all have a seizure and die, including you.
i alter raikou's DNA so his scent is smelt by everyone adn they lveo him adn refuse to kill him. =P |
Raikou eventually gets sick of being loved by everyone, so it solves the problem by killing everyone, including you.
I alter Ditto's DNA so it can't transform. |
the ditto feels absolutely useless, it goes into a constant state of sadness and floods the world in tears
i alter voltorb's DNA to give it arms, legs, and a mouth |
It is then able to scale buildings and explode on them, causing to collapse and kill all people inside.
I alter Rayquaza'a DNA so it has four legs and two wings. |
And Rayguaza stabs Brock with his new limbs.
I alter Missingno.'s DNA so it is a real pokemon. |
It turns into the only *hacker* pokemon, and deletes all the other pokemon in the universe
I alter Sableye's DNA for it to have the wonder guard ability |
Since the majority of people believe that Sableye has no weakness (even though it DOES have one) nobody can figure out how to beat it and it destroys everyone and everything.
I alter Snorlax's DNA so that it never wakes up. |
And his snoring is so loud it breaks the sound barrier, which results in the sound barrier smashing down on it's head and knocking it out cold. EVEN THOUGH IT'S ALREADY ASLEEP! o_o;;
I alter Aipom so it has fingernails on it's tail. |
it has less balance, standing on his tail and falls of a tree.
I alter Tyrougue's DNA so it can evolve into a species called Hitmondo which knows Tae Kwon Do. |
He uses it to kick your butt, and you alter its DNA back so it doesnt do that again, but then it gets angry that you did that so it kills you. xD (P.S What is Sableye's weakness?)
I alter Ho-oh's DNA so there are more than one in teh world =D |
They all get together and pull off world domination burning everything/one.
(Sableye is weak against Fighting moves if you use Foresight on it, taking away its Ghost-type) I alter Chimecho's DNA so that it screams instead of chimes. |
Whismur gets jealous of it and kills it, but not before chimecho destroys mankind with its shrill screams
I alter jigglypuff's DNA so people don't fall asleep when it sings |
Somehow you altering abilities also afefct the people which overall amek them unable to sleep which means that I, the only insomniac ever, can control thee world!
(Umm, forsight is only for normal types, isnt it?) And with my enw world domination, i change Suicune's DNA so that it is weak... |
It then makes fun of Magikarp and gets killed by it because it is so weak.
(No, Foresight is to take away Ghost Pokemon's immunity to both Normal AND Fighting type attacks, which is the main reason why most Fighting type Pokemon can learn Foresight. Try it out for yourself.) I alter Kyogre's DNA so it can't swim. |
Kyogre dies.
I alter Pikachu's DNA so it picks its nose. |
Pikachu nose bleed
Alternate Growlithe DNA to swim :t354:~*!*~Queen Boo~*!*~ |
A Tentacruel eats Growlithe.
I alter Snorlax's DNA making him thin. |
I poke him and he snaps in two.
I alter Diaruga's DNA so its an 8-bit sprite. WUAHAHAHA! |
A 16-bit sprite shows off and Diaruga becomes depressed and commits suicide.
I alter Pidgey's DNA and make it into a magikarp. |
a gyarados eats the pidgy-karp
I alter cyndaquil's DNA so it evolves into a Ho-oh at level 100! |
it wont evolve,you over altered it,it will die at level 50...
i alter feraligatr's DNA so it become THE POKEMON THAT WLL PWN ALL POKEMON HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! |
It is packed with so much power it explodes and becomes extinct.
I alter Ninetales' DNA so that it only has one tail. |
Ninetales dies.
I alter a level 100 Articuno's DNA and make it into level 99. |
You got arrested.
I alter Missingno.'s DNA so it can evolve into Mew! |
Because Missingno. is a glitch it screws up the whole world and natural balance and order of things and... such...
I alter Vaporeon's DNA so it doesn't have back legs. |
"Bet youcant handstand yeh whole life PTTTTTTT!:P"
you get so angry, you die i alter mewtwo's DNA so it transfers its powers to ASUPER RABID fERALIgATooR TO KILL pkmn! |
(That isnt a DNA altering, thats just making Feralligator more powerful)
He blows up in your face like an over-charged MP3 player. Heh heh. I alter Sudoowoodo's DNA so it is a FIRE TYPE WITH BLAZING BRANCHES OF SELF-DEATH. |
It burns itself and dies.
I alter Dugtrio's DNA and make it into a Diglett. |
the Diglett suddenly evolves back into a Dugtrio
I alter Jibacoil's DNA so it can evolve into Magneulti which is 25 Magnemites joined together. |
an other magnemite came with it and the whole Magneulti exploded
i alter celebi's dna so it has the power of all pokemon together |
All the Pokemon become depressed because they're no longer unique and all die, except for Celebi.
I alter Gengar's DNA so it can't go through solid objects. |
The entire population of earth were having a walk-through-a-mountain-with-Gengar day, and all became trapped inside the mountain, leaving you lonley and depressed. You later commit suicide by jumping in a volcano.
I alter all pokemon's DNA so they can speak. |
Because they no longer have a language of their own, humans overhear that Pokemon want to make humans extinct and rule the world, so the two races are plunged into war.
I alter Gyarados' DNA so that it can extend its fins to become wings so that it can fly. |
Turns out your Gyarados was a shiney, and you were too stupid to notice. Too bad it already flew away, taking your money used to alter the DNA with it.
I alter Poochyena's DNA so it is a ghost puppy that can create mirror images of itself. |
The ghost puppy scares the president of USA so much he turns in to a dorito and lands on a button that blows up the world. *couldn't think of anything*
I alter Chansey's DNA so that it has a butt where its face should be. |
All mirrors in the whole world are suddenly broke
I alter Mewtwo's DNA to create MewThree. |
Mewthree goes to war with Mewtwo and in the process they destroy the world.
I alter Mightyena's DNA so it is able to use any attack. |
Migthyena will use metronom, wich will make an explosion and kill all of you.
I alter Magicarp's DNA so it can learn HMs & TMs. |
You decide to teach it Water Pulse, and it uses it to blast you into outer space.
I alter Slaking's DNA so it is more lively than Vigoroth. |
slacking eats 729 sugar cubes and jumps around untill its heart gives out and it dies.
I alter Blazikens dna so its the most powerful pokemon but in turn is weak against EVERYTHING! |
All the rest of the Pokemon gang up on Blaziken and use their most powerful attacks, and with all of them being super-effective the Blaziken species gets wiped out.
I alter Houndoom's DNA so that it has three types: Fire, Dark and Steel. |
Nothing wrong happens the process was a success
I alter Eevee so it can evolve into any random pokemon when it gets to Lv.30 |
It evolves into a Rayquaza and flies away into the Ozone layer, never to be seen again.
I alter Golduck's DNA so that it can fly. |
Misty's Psyduck then goes besserk and Golduck falls from the sky
I alter Typhlosion's DNA so it has full stats. |
It then becomes everyone's favourite and wins Hurt 'n' Heal again :D
I alter Cloyster's DNA so it can't open its shell. |
The slimy tentacles under Cloyster's shell spurt stinging ink at everyone in the world. =P
I alter Ash's Pikachu's DNA so that it is evil and insane. |
Ash's Pikachu goes into your garage, grabs a chainsaw, sneaks into your bedroom, and cuts your head off for no appearant reason :P
I alter Slowpoke's DNA to make it Fastpoke :D |
It starts poking my computer very fast so it stops working...
i edit torchic's DNA so it evolves into blaziken; THEN combusken.. |
Then the whole of the Pokemon World gets totally confused.
I alter Feraligatr's DNA so it can learn a move called 'Death Roll' |
Well, if your feraligatr uses death roll; ur game stuffs up and you lose three million dollarz from ur Master Card/Visa
I edit Regirock's dna so it's name is Kcoriger |
Regice and Registeel get totally confused and don't realise that Kcoriger and Regirock are the same thing, so they blow it up.
I alter Piloswine's DNA so it's fur isn't so long and you can see it's eyes and legs (properly). |
It dies coz it is too cold..
i alter my dna so i am an undestructible Charizard that does not like to cause havoc and no-one dislikes me!! |
:D *throws Master Ball at NekroBoi*
I alter Blastoise's DNA so that it shoots cannonballs instead of water out of its hydro cannons. |
The cannons destroy all of Hoenn, Johto, and Kanto.
I alter Butterfree's DNA to make it as big as Kanto. |
The population of Butterfree is enough to shield the Earth from the sun and everyone freezes.
I alter Mantine's DNA so that Remoraid can't latch on to it. |
The remoraid population starves to death.
I alter all Meouth's DNA except team rockets meouth to speak spanish. |
Now Spain rules the world with an army of spanish-speaking Meowths. XD
I alter Swalot's DNA so his body is made of metal. |
The Charizard named Necroboi comes and melts Swalot to liquid form :P
I alter Arcanine's DNA to make it grass type |
It is no longer considered Legendary.
I alter Persian's DNA so it can walk on two legs. |
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