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Auron December 27th, 2006 4:38 AM

Let's Shatter and Scatter Dreams !!
 
This is a very easy game. I'll give you an example:

P1: I wish I have a MP3 player.

P2: Well, here you are, but the MP3 player explodes in your face.

I wanna earn a lot of money...

P3: Have it, but it falls in the sewers...

I wish...

Got it ?? Let's GO GO GO !!

I wish I have a new computer.

Đ a r κ December 27th, 2006 5:46 AM

here you go, the computer falls out of hands and falls down a nearby well.

I wish I had all the naruto episodes in my posession......

Hope I did it right

Weatherman, Kiyoshi December 27th, 2006 6:21 AM

fine, but when you watch it, don't get too close or it will explode.

Auron December 28th, 2006 4:59 AM

^^ Did well, but ^ forgot to put his dream, so, I'll continue.

There you go, but you die due the fillers.

I wish a DS Lite xD

Signomi December 28th, 2006 4:34 PM

Your wish is my command! Careful though, even the slightest tap with the stylus on the touch screen can cause the thing to malfunction in the most awkward fashion. ;[

I wish I had a new pair of headphones. D:

Weatherman, Kiyoshi December 28th, 2006 5:19 PM

wish Granted! but, if you lisen to your favorite band, your headphones will pick up alien coversations that are saying that they're going to destroy the earth and people will think your crazy and put you in one of those crazy buckets.

I wish for more invader zim episodes...

Signomi December 28th, 2006 11:23 PM

Of course I'm never one to disregard wishes~ So! Here they are! However, watch too many of them and you'll find yourself with Zim willing to invade you instead of Earth. D;

I wish I had at least £100 more so I can buy a Wii. :D

Villianous Villager December 29th, 2006 5:05 PM

but when you go to the store, they are out of stock o.o

I wish i had a Machoke (male)

Signomi December 30th, 2006 2:29 AM

Here you go- Oh? What's this? You say there's nothing? Either this Machoke is invisible or Pokémon don't even exist. >:|

I wish I had some Paint.

Rune December 30th, 2006 2:56 AM

here's some, but it was made from a dangerous chemical and it will burn your eyes if you see it

I wish I was Japanese

Signomi December 30th, 2006 3:12 AM

...my eyes @[email protected];

There we go, Japanese you are. ;D Careful though, I see a rabid mob of Bishi fangirls and Weaboos coming after you, and since you're their Japanese target - you better run. ;o

I wish I had some noodles right now.

viridian doubletongue December 30th, 2006 8:19 AM

Here they are. Cardboard flavour, yum.

I wish I had a tardis..

~*!*~Tatsujin Gosuto~*!*~ January 1st, 2007 11:20 AM

well it brakes later
I wish I had a Banette

:t354:~*!*~Queen Boo~*!*~

Villianous Villager January 1st, 2007 3:23 PM

But it was infected with Medusoid Mycelium (a poisonous fungus) but you didn´t know what was the antidote so it died and infected you too...

I wish i was a member of VFD (a secret organization)

Weatherman, Kiyoshi January 1st, 2007 5:09 PM

wish gran-T-ed! but, if you even breath wrong, they will vaporize you into ob... oh wait. to late.

I wish I had my banner equest done

Signomi January 2nd, 2007 12:18 AM

Your wish is to be granted! However, you'll find that the banner maker would change their mind about the banner and alter it, and would keep doing so for all eternity. Perfectionists can be a burden to deal with at times, don't you agree?

I wish I had breakfast, or at least something edible right now. ._.

viridian doubletongue January 2nd, 2007 3:07 AM

I hear paper is edible.

I wish I could warp to Australia...

Signomi January 2nd, 2007 3:40 AM

You'd then be constantly nudged by Kangaroos and all sort of reptilia wildlife. ;s

I wish I had a teddy bear.

viridian doubletongue January 2nd, 2007 4:21 AM

Here's a teddy bear.. But it's one of those possessed ones that kills your family at night. Sowry.

I wish I could do magic..

Đ a r κ January 2nd, 2007 1:51 PM

You'd start messing up your tricks and people will laugh.

I wish I didn't have to go to school.

Jolty-kun January 2nd, 2007 1:53 PM

You'd then have no intelligence at all. XD
I wish I got a new dog. xD

Katsu-Bang January 2nd, 2007 2:02 PM

The dog bites a kid in the face and is taken away, sorry

I wish I could go to an Evanescence concert

Jolty-kun January 2nd, 2007 2:06 PM

But then Amy Lee doesn't appear at the concert and it's called off.
I wish I was one of the first people to get a working English version of Pokemon D/P. XD

Katsu-Bang January 2nd, 2007 11:30 PM

So you get working, mess up one little thing, and your evil boss fires you.

I wish that I had more manga

J January 3rd, 2007 2:01 AM

But then I took over the world and banned manga. \o/

I wish I had a life. XD

Auron January 4th, 2007 4:41 AM

Here you go, but your blood type doesn't fit with the life, so you lose it. How a pity.

I wish I have Wario Ware Touched! xD

Villianous Villager January 4th, 2007 1:06 PM

But when you try to play it, your DS and the game explode in your face...

I wich i had an Alakazam, a Machoke and a Lucario that where invincible and couldn´t explode or something like that and i was invincible too...

Rune January 4th, 2007 1:19 PM

There you go, everything you wish for is there and invincibility everything...
but an Earthquake will open a hole below your house and trapped you and the other three in the center of the Earth forever. (the others that also trapped died because they're not invincible)

Auron January 5th, 2007 7:36 AM

You forgot your dream.

Here you go, but they suffer eternal confusion. They beat each other.

I wish I have a girlfriend.

Weatherman, Kiyoshi January 5th, 2007 9:59 AM

fine, your a-wish is a-granted. BUT... your girlfriend is a super-human-like-fly-thing thats throws up in your mouth everytime you kiss... 0_o

I wish I had mario party 7....

J January 5th, 2007 10:09 AM

You get it, but the party is WAY over. (Mario got drunk and fell asleep. :x)

I wish I had a better sig.

viridian doubletongue January 5th, 2007 10:21 AM

But it's not suited to you.

I wish I had a wish granting fairy.

Villianous Villager January 5th, 2007 8:14 PM

You´ve got her, but she´s always drunk and when you wish for something everything goes wrong (EX: I wish i had a million dollars, but she destroys your house...)

I wish i had a WII TT_TT

J January 7th, 2007 3:54 AM

Yeah, but so do I, so you can't have one if I don't.

I wish I was rich.

viridian doubletongue January 7th, 2007 4:03 AM

Granted, but due to a stock market crash you lose all your money.

I wish I could be with her...

Weatherman, Kiyoshi January 10th, 2007 3:31 PM

Wish gran-ted. BUT "Her" Is actually an evil clone that studders sentences and explodes even if you THINK to dump "Her".

I wish I had Luigi's Mansion...

Aegis January 10th, 2007 4:29 PM

You do. But the mansion was demolished to you don't.

I wish I didn't have braces

viridian doubletongue January 12th, 2007 10:43 AM

Granted. Your teeth will grow to be unstraight and horrible.

I wish I had a time space machine.

Aegis January 12th, 2007 11:18 AM

Granted. But every time you use it it only takes you back one second in time.

I wish it would rain tomorrow

Sanky January 12th, 2007 12:04 PM

It is a rainstorm and it will destroy the earth.

I wish that I have my torrent downloaded =P

Aegis January 12th, 2007 2:37 PM

Okay, but instead it downloaded a virus, so now your computer is dead =o

I wish I could go to Germany

J January 12th, 2007 9:29 PM

Ok, you're in Germany, but evil Ninja-Zombie-Vampire-terrorists from outer space have bombed all the airports in the country, so you're stuck. :(

I wish my sig was more clear.

Kylie-chan January 12th, 2007 10:42 PM

This one never dies...

It's so clear it shows through your monitor; stalkers see you, and abduct you, detonating the street with nuclear weapons to kill any witnesses. D;

I wish I was the supreme, undefeatable dictator of the universe.

viridian doubletongue January 13th, 2007 3:03 AM

.. You are already? But due to wishing again, no one believes you are.

I wish I could go on holiday to Hyrule..

J January 13th, 2007 3:45 AM

You arrive in Hyrule, but the evil Ninja-Zombie-Vampire-terrorists from outer space from before arrive on Hyrule and destroys all their airports too.

I wish....I had POWER. INFINITE POWAH.

viridian doubletongue January 13th, 2007 3:49 AM

Granted. But only for two minutes. And no using your power to make it permanent.

I wish I had the triforce of courage...

Ho-Oh January 24th, 2007 3:16 AM

Granted, but by wishing for something I don't know about makes Pokemon become jammed into your head as the only thing you say.

I wish more people would join mah forum.

Signomi January 24th, 2007 3:22 AM

Wish granted! It's too bad that your new members are really malicious spammers who eventually irritated you to banning them and cleaning up after their awful mess. D;

I wish it was summer. S:

Ho-Oh January 24th, 2007 3:27 AM

Granted, But you were going to win lotto in Winter, well..now you wont 'cause it's over already.

I wish my pet bridie was actually tame.

Signomi January 24th, 2007 3:32 AM

Oooh your wish has been granted... too bad you typoed "birdie" and instead ended up with a pet bride who's unwilling to be tamed by anything. Oh woe.

I wish it was snowing right now.

Ho-Oh January 24th, 2007 3:35 AM

Granted but then the snow will freeze up your house, which will leave you dead.

I wish I had more people on my contact list that actually were popular or a trace of at least.

Signomi January 24th, 2007 3:37 AM

Sure thing, but it's too bad that popularity can drive people into a fit of insanity, which would then cause them to block everyone on their lists. Poor you.

I wish I had something to wish for.

Ho-Oh January 24th, 2007 3:39 AM

Granted, But then you'll always be wishing and never recieving.

I wish I would get off the computer and watch TV.

Signomi January 24th, 2007 3:43 AM

But then you'll be wishing that you could get off the TV and watch the computer !! D:

I wish ×× Nica ×× was male. :B

Ho-Oh January 24th, 2007 3:46 AM

Granted, But then something will turn all females into males, so your a male too.

I wish I wasn't lazeh.

Signomi January 24th, 2007 3:47 AM

But that won't stop you from being crazeh.

I wish it was one second later.

Ho-Oh January 24th, 2007 3:49 AM

Granted, but then everything in your life would be slightly off by a second.

I wish everyone else was on invisible like me.

Signomi January 24th, 2007 3:52 AM

But too many people on invisible mode would cause the feature to malfunction, wow...everyones' names are invisible, how'd that happen?

I wish I had a pink username. -shudders-

Ho-Oh January 24th, 2007 3:55 AM

Granted but then everything green would think you abandoned it, and then, you will get slimey.

I wish my hair didn't fall out as often as it does.

Signomi January 24th, 2007 3:58 AM

Granted. But then that'd cause all of it to fall out and leave you bald. But hey, bald is beautiful, no more knots and shampooing for you, honey.

I wish it was Saturday everyday.

Ho-Oh January 24th, 2007 4:00 AM

Granted, But then any events that were meant to happen on Sunday or such would be missed out on, Including birthdays.

I wish my grandparents would understand about the computer.

Signomi January 24th, 2007 4:04 AM

Then they'd be completely addicted and steal the darn thing off you everytime you want to go on it.

Though now at this moment I'm running out of time,
my last wish would be that everyone speaks in rhyme.

Ho-Oh January 24th, 2007 4:05 AM

Granted, but then the poets of the world wont be needed anymore.

I wish everything was active only when I was online.

Signomi January 24th, 2007 7:41 AM

Should time stop when you hardly shift a pace?
Activeness is caused by many million alike, but shall be controlled by one.
I shall grant you your wish, regardless of the case;
In which will have people miraculously scavenging;
for even the little sprinkle of time to long and embrace.

Though as blunt as I feel right now, my quota of wishes aren't that much.
Though I do wish I was wealthy, or any of the such.

Auron January 24th, 2007 8:13 AM

There you go, but you have to use all your wealth for paying your bills.

I would like to have a new computer.

Goku Goku January 24th, 2007 3:59 PM

Sorry, but being computers is the new fad. Too bad it costs so much ($200 Billion).

I would love to claim Mars as my own planet...

Ho-Oh January 24th, 2007 4:15 PM

Granted but then people will explore your planet only because you own it. It would have been forgotten otherwise..

I wish I could always sneak on the computer without being caught.

Goku Goku January 24th, 2007 6:43 PM

You parents are always watching you with a webcam... XP

I wish my crush would just kiss me in the lips! XD

Ho-Oh January 24th, 2007 9:35 PM

Granted but then you wont have a crush anymore, so you can't keep on telling people about your crush.

I wish I was never sick ever.

Goku Goku January 24th, 2007 10:55 PM

Time to pull out of my bag: drugs! :laugh:

I wish you were here.

Ho-Oh January 25th, 2007 1:06 AM

Granted, but a monkey reversed the wish and you have to walk here. Which will equal sore legs.

I wish my bathers wern't wet.

Goku Goku January 25th, 2007 1:18 AM

Then use a clean-dryer - too bad I stole it! XD

I wish I lived for another 200 years...

Ho-Oh January 25th, 2007 1:21 AM

Granted, but you'll have to live by yourself and no communication with any others for that time. Enjoy 200 boring years.

I wish I could recruit Mewtwo on mah game.

Goku Goku January 25th, 2007 1:22 AM

I overwrote that game! XP

I wish I could fight like DBZ characters...

Ho-Oh January 25th, 2007 1:23 AM

Granted but then you'll have to look like them, Does ugly suit you?

I wish I could copy and paste faster.

Zaiku January 25th, 2007 1:27 AM

But your copy and paste buttons are completely non-existent anymore!

I wish that the next poster won't shatter this wish...

Goku Goku January 25th, 2007 1:28 AM

I shatter more than just your wish! Jwahahahaha!!

I wish I have the courage to up to my crush...

Zaiku January 25th, 2007 1:31 AM

But your wish sentence came out making no sence, granting you nothing but broken Master Balls that will never work and will attack you when you shatter my next post.

I wish for cool looking pokemon trainer clothes.

Goku Goku January 25th, 2007 1:32 AM

Thrift stores are your option! :P

I wish I could make a Pokemon hack based on Minish Cap...

Zaiku January 25th, 2007 1:34 AM

But Shigeru Miyamoto attacks you with his Rayquaza because he dosen't like hackers!

I wish I could meet Shigeru's Rayquaza.

Auron January 25th, 2007 8:38 AM

Granted, but you haven't any badges, and Rayquaza doesn't obey you.

I would like to find true love xD

Alter Ego January 25th, 2007 10:17 AM

Granted, but this true love of yours will be so overjoyed to see you that she'll get a heart attack and die a tragic death in your arms.

I wish to find a complete set of fansubs on all my favourite animes.

Auron January 25th, 2007 10:29 AM

There you are, but the subber didn't have a proper font package, and the only thing you see in the subs are white squares.

I wanna fly as Goku does xD

Alter Ego January 25th, 2007 10:32 AM

Granted, but as the old saying goes: "Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines". :P

I wish to know the law of physics that unites life, the universe, and the fact that our school comps suck into one simple formula.

Zaiku January 25th, 2007 7:40 PM

Granted, but your head explodes out of the logic... (I couldn't think of anything better...)

I wish I had waffle bombs!

Ho-Oh January 25th, 2007 11:48 PM

Granted, but they become water bombs which break easily.

I wish I could stay at home all day.

Alter Ego January 25th, 2007 11:51 PM

Granted, you shall be sealed within one of the walls in your house for all eternity. >D

I wish I wish I had a fish.

Ho-Oh January 25th, 2007 11:53 PM

Granted, but the fish is very large, which can't live at your house. You'll have to travel for it.

I wish my world globe worked.

Zaiku January 26th, 2007 1:09 AM

Granted, but it worked so well, it became fomous and Team Rocket stole it when you went to bed.

I wish that somebody will reply to this wish quickly, withjout leaving me to wait...

Ho-Oh January 26th, 2007 2:43 AM

Granted, but then everything else will happen quickly too, and you wont find the excitement in the next replies.

I wish my earrings weren't as fluffy.

Zaiku January 26th, 2007 12:47 PM

Granted, but then they look so dull without the fluff...

I wish I could go riding a Rapidash.

Ho-Oh January 26th, 2007 3:46 PM

Granted, but I can't guarantee the flames wont hurt you, we can give you the Rapidas, but can't extinguish the flames.

I wish my shoulder wasn't sore.

Zaiku January 26th, 2007 3:52 PM

Granted, but then the rest of your body is sore.

I wiswh for somebody to join my RP...

Goku Goku January 26th, 2007 10:21 PM

Just make multiple accounts!

I wish DBZ was still continueing...

Alter Ego January 27th, 2007 2:01 AM

Granted, but there shall only be pointless fillers and will have a simply awful opening theme (As in german Naruto-class awful) which will make you want to scream and pull your hair out. Furthermore, the voice acting will all be done by finnish people who don't have a clue of how to pronounce the words. :P

I wish that nothing bad will happen to me as a result of this wish.

Signomi January 27th, 2007 2:10 AM

And as a result of your ironic wish, what stands as meanings today have swifted to and fro from their antonyms. Meaning Good is now defined as Bad and Bad is now defined as Good. Got a bit unlucky there, pal. ;s

I wish for a wish to grant~

Alter Ego January 27th, 2007 2:11 AM

Granted, but it shall be a very silly and pointless wish. :O

I wish for someone to wish for a wish for someone to wish for wishing for a wish.

Signomi January 27th, 2007 2:17 AM

To wish a wishy wish wish a nice little dish of fish on a platter swish, that someone will get a nice surprise, oh psh.

I wish for world peace. ^__^

Alter Ego January 27th, 2007 2:27 AM

Granted, but alas...the only way to reach world peace is to eliminate all living beings. There goes the ecosystem...

I wish to know the question of life, the universe, and everything. ^^

Ho-Oh January 27th, 2007 5:56 AM

Granted, but you only get the questions, and not the answers. You have to answer them for everyone else, tough job.

I wish my Auntie didn't look so funny in photo's.


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