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Let's Shatter and Scatter Dreams !!
This is a very easy game. I'll give you an example:
P1: I wish I have a MP3 player. P2: Well, here you are, but the MP3 player explodes in your face. I wanna earn a lot of money... P3: Have it, but it falls in the sewers... I wish... Got it ?? Let's GO GO GO !! I wish I have a new computer. |
here you go, the computer falls out of hands and falls down a nearby well.
I wish I had all the naruto episodes in my posession...... Hope I did it right |
fine, but when you watch it, don't get too close or it will explode.
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^^ Did well, but ^ forgot to put his dream, so, I'll continue.
There you go, but you die due the fillers. I wish a DS Lite xD |
Your wish is my command! Careful though, even the slightest tap with the stylus on the touch screen can cause the thing to malfunction in the most awkward fashion. ;[
I wish I had a new pair of headphones. D: |
wish Granted! but, if you lisen to your favorite band, your headphones will pick up alien coversations that are saying that they're going to destroy the earth and people will think your crazy and put you in one of those crazy buckets.
I wish for more invader zim episodes... |
Of course I'm never one to disregard wishes~ So! Here they are! However, watch too many of them and you'll find yourself with Zim willing to invade you instead of Earth. D;
I wish I had at least £100 more so I can buy a Wii. :D |
but when you go to the store, they are out of stock o.o
I wish i had a Machoke (male) |
Here you go- Oh? What's this? You say there's nothing? Either this Machoke is invisible or Pokémon don't even exist. >:|
I wish I had some Paint. |
here's some, but it was made from a dangerous chemical and it will burn your eyes if you see it
I wish I was Japanese |
...my eyes @[email protected];
There we go, Japanese you are. ;D Careful though, I see a rabid mob of Bishi fangirls and Weaboos coming after you, and since you're their Japanese target - you better run. ;o I wish I had some noodles right now. |
Here they are. Cardboard flavour, yum.
I wish I had a tardis.. |
well it brakes later
I wish I had a Banette :t354:~*!*~Queen Boo~*!*~ |
But it was infected with Medusoid Mycelium (a poisonous fungus) but you didn´t know what was the antidote so it died and infected you too...
I wish i was a member of VFD (a secret organization) |
wish gran-T-ed! but, if you even breath wrong, they will vaporize you into ob... oh wait. to late.
I wish I had my banner equest done |
Your wish is to be granted! However, you'll find that the banner maker would change their mind about the banner and alter it, and would keep doing so for all eternity. Perfectionists can be a burden to deal with at times, don't you agree?
I wish I had breakfast, or at least something edible right now. ._. |
I hear paper is edible.
I wish I could warp to Australia... |
You'd then be constantly nudged by Kangaroos and all sort of reptilia wildlife. ;s
I wish I had a teddy bear. |
Here's a teddy bear.. But it's one of those possessed ones that kills your family at night. Sowry.
I wish I could do magic.. |
You'd start messing up your tricks and people will laugh.
I wish I didn't have to go to school. |
You'd then have no intelligence at all. XD
I wish I got a new dog. xD |
The dog bites a kid in the face and is taken away, sorry
I wish I could go to an Evanescence concert |
But then Amy Lee doesn't appear at the concert and it's called off.
I wish I was one of the first people to get a working English version of Pokemon D/P. XD |
So you get working, mess up one little thing, and your evil boss fires you.
I wish that I had more manga |
But then I took over the world and banned manga. \o/
I wish I had a life. XD |
Here you go, but your blood type doesn't fit with the life, so you lose it. How a pity.
I wish I have Wario Ware Touched! xD |
But when you try to play it, your DS and the game explode in your face...
I wich i had an Alakazam, a Machoke and a Lucario that where invincible and couldn´t explode or something like that and i was invincible too... |
There you go, everything you wish for is there and invincibility everything...
but an Earthquake will open a hole below your house and trapped you and the other three in the center of the Earth forever. (the others that also trapped died because they're not invincible) |
You forgot your dream.
Here you go, but they suffer eternal confusion. They beat each other. I wish I have a girlfriend. |
fine, your a-wish is a-granted. BUT... your girlfriend is a super-human-like-fly-thing thats throws up in your mouth everytime you kiss... 0_o
I wish I had mario party 7.... |
You get it, but the party is WAY over. (Mario got drunk and fell asleep. :x)
I wish I had a better sig. |
But it's not suited to you.
I wish I had a wish granting fairy. |
You´ve got her, but she´s always drunk and when you wish for something everything goes wrong (EX: I wish i had a million dollars, but she destroys your house...)
I wish i had a WII TT_TT |
Yeah, but so do I, so you can't have one if I don't.
I wish I was rich. |
Granted, but due to a stock market crash you lose all your money.
I wish I could be with her... |
Wish gran-ted. BUT "Her" Is actually an evil clone that studders sentences and explodes even if you THINK to dump "Her".
I wish I had Luigi's Mansion... |
You do. But the mansion was demolished to you don't.
I wish I didn't have braces |
Granted. Your teeth will grow to be unstraight and horrible.
I wish I had a time space machine. |
Granted. But every time you use it it only takes you back one second in time.
I wish it would rain tomorrow |
It is a rainstorm and it will destroy the earth.
I wish that I have my torrent downloaded =P |
Okay, but instead it downloaded a virus, so now your computer is dead =o
I wish I could go to Germany |
Ok, you're in Germany, but evil Ninja-Zombie-Vampire-terrorists from outer space have bombed all the airports in the country, so you're stuck. :(
I wish my sig was more clear. |
This one never dies...
It's so clear it shows through your monitor; stalkers see you, and abduct you, detonating the street with nuclear weapons to kill any witnesses. D; I wish I was the supreme, undefeatable dictator of the universe. |
.. You are already? But due to wishing again, no one believes you are.
I wish I could go on holiday to Hyrule.. |
You arrive in Hyrule, but the evil Ninja-Zombie-Vampire-terrorists from outer space from before arrive on Hyrule and destroys all their airports too.
I wish....I had POWER. INFINITE POWAH. |
Granted. But only for two minutes. And no using your power to make it permanent.
I wish I had the triforce of courage... |
Granted, but by wishing for something I don't know about makes Pokemon become jammed into your head as the only thing you say.
I wish more people would join mah forum. |
Wish granted! It's too bad that your new members are really malicious spammers who eventually irritated you to banning them and cleaning up after their awful mess. D;
I wish it was summer. S: |
Granted, But you were going to win lotto in Winter, well..now you wont 'cause it's over already.
I wish my pet bridie was actually tame. |
Oooh your wish has been granted... too bad you typoed "birdie" and instead ended up with a pet bride who's unwilling to be tamed by anything. Oh woe.
I wish it was snowing right now. |
Granted but then the snow will freeze up your house, which will leave you dead.
I wish I had more people on my contact list that actually were popular or a trace of at least. |
Sure thing, but it's too bad that popularity can drive people into a fit of insanity, which would then cause them to block everyone on their lists. Poor you.
I wish I had something to wish for. |
Granted, But then you'll always be wishing and never recieving.
I wish I would get off the computer and watch TV. |
But then you'll be wishing that you could get off the TV and watch the computer !! D:
I wish ×× Nica ×× was male. :B |
Granted, But then something will turn all females into males, so your a male too.
I wish I wasn't lazeh. |
But that won't stop you from being crazeh.
I wish it was one second later. |
Granted, but then everything in your life would be slightly off by a second.
I wish everyone else was on invisible like me. |
But too many people on invisible mode would cause the feature to malfunction, wow...everyones' names are invisible, how'd that happen?
I wish I had a pink username. -shudders- |
Granted but then everything green would think you abandoned it, and then, you will get slimey.
I wish my hair didn't fall out as often as it does. |
Granted. But then that'd cause all of it to fall out and leave you bald. But hey, bald is beautiful, no more knots and shampooing for you, honey.
I wish it was Saturday everyday. |
Granted, But then any events that were meant to happen on Sunday or such would be missed out on, Including birthdays.
I wish my grandparents would understand about the computer. |
Then they'd be completely addicted and steal the darn thing off you everytime you want to go on it.
Though now at this moment I'm running out of time, my last wish would be that everyone speaks in rhyme. |
Granted, but then the poets of the world wont be needed anymore.
I wish everything was active only when I was online. |
Should time stop when you hardly shift a pace?
Activeness is caused by many million alike, but shall be controlled by one. I shall grant you your wish, regardless of the case; In which will have people miraculously scavenging; for even the little sprinkle of time to long and embrace. Though as blunt as I feel right now, my quota of wishes aren't that much. Though I do wish I was wealthy, or any of the such. |
There you go, but you have to use all your wealth for paying your bills.
I would like to have a new computer. |
Sorry, but being computers is the new fad. Too bad it costs so much ($200 Billion).
I would love to claim Mars as my own planet... |
Granted but then people will explore your planet only because you own it. It would have been forgotten otherwise..
I wish I could always sneak on the computer without being caught. |
You parents are always watching you with a webcam... XP
I wish my crush would just kiss me in the lips! XD |
Granted but then you wont have a crush anymore, so you can't keep on telling people about your crush.
I wish I was never sick ever. |
Time to pull out of my bag: drugs! :laugh:
I wish you were here. |
Granted, but a monkey reversed the wish and you have to walk here. Which will equal sore legs.
I wish my bathers wern't wet. |
Then use a clean-dryer - too bad I stole it! XD
I wish I lived for another 200 years... |
Granted, but you'll have to live by yourself and no communication with any others for that time. Enjoy 200 boring years.
I wish I could recruit Mewtwo on mah game. |
I overwrote that game! XP
I wish I could fight like DBZ characters... |
Granted but then you'll have to look like them, Does ugly suit you?
I wish I could copy and paste faster. |
But your copy and paste buttons are completely non-existent anymore!
I wish that the next poster won't shatter this wish... |
I shatter more than just your wish! Jwahahahaha!!
I wish I have the courage to up to my crush... |
But your wish sentence came out making no sence, granting you nothing but broken Master Balls that will never work and will attack you when you shatter my next post.
I wish for cool looking pokemon trainer clothes. |
Thrift stores are your option! :P
I wish I could make a Pokemon hack based on Minish Cap... |
But Shigeru Miyamoto attacks you with his Rayquaza because he dosen't like hackers!
I wish I could meet Shigeru's Rayquaza. |
Granted, but you haven't any badges, and Rayquaza doesn't obey you.
I would like to find true love xD |
Granted, but this true love of yours will be so overjoyed to see you that she'll get a heart attack and die a tragic death in your arms.
I wish to find a complete set of fansubs on all my favourite animes. |
There you are, but the subber didn't have a proper font package, and the only thing you see in the subs are white squares.
I wanna fly as Goku does xD |
Granted, but as the old saying goes: "Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines". :P
I wish to know the law of physics that unites life, the universe, and the fact that our school comps suck into one simple formula. |
Granted, but your head explodes out of the logic... (I couldn't think of anything better...)
I wish I had waffle bombs! |
Granted, but they become water bombs which break easily.
I wish I could stay at home all day. |
Granted, you shall be sealed within one of the walls in your house for all eternity. >D
I wish I wish I had a fish. |
Granted, but the fish is very large, which can't live at your house. You'll have to travel for it.
I wish my world globe worked. |
Granted, but it worked so well, it became fomous and Team Rocket stole it when you went to bed.
I wish that somebody will reply to this wish quickly, withjout leaving me to wait... |
Granted, but then everything else will happen quickly too, and you wont find the excitement in the next replies.
I wish my earrings weren't as fluffy. |
Granted, but then they look so dull without the fluff...
I wish I could go riding a Rapidash. |
Granted, but I can't guarantee the flames wont hurt you, we can give you the Rapidas, but can't extinguish the flames.
I wish my shoulder wasn't sore. |
Granted, but then the rest of your body is sore.
I wiswh for somebody to join my RP... |
Just make multiple accounts!
I wish DBZ was still continueing... |
Granted, but there shall only be pointless fillers and will have a simply awful opening theme (As in german Naruto-class awful) which will make you want to scream and pull your hair out. Furthermore, the voice acting will all be done by finnish people who don't have a clue of how to pronounce the words. :P
I wish that nothing bad will happen to me as a result of this wish. |
And as a result of your ironic wish, what stands as meanings today have swifted to and fro from their antonyms. Meaning Good is now defined as Bad and Bad is now defined as Good. Got a bit unlucky there, pal. ;s
I wish for a wish to grant~ |
Granted, but it shall be a very silly and pointless wish. :O
I wish for someone to wish for a wish for someone to wish for wishing for a wish. |
To wish a wishy wish wish a nice little dish of fish on a platter swish, that someone will get a nice surprise, oh psh.
I wish for world peace. ^__^ |
Granted, but alas...the only way to reach world peace is to eliminate all living beings. There goes the ecosystem...
I wish to know the question of life, the universe, and everything. ^^ |
Granted, but you only get the questions, and not the answers. You have to answer them for everyone else, tough job.
I wish my Auntie didn't look so funny in photo's. |
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