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eevee. this causes you to explode and you find yourself in the mushroom castle when it is under attack by the shroobs, you must...
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Take a Toad... Not the animal ... and use him as a sword and kill all of them. Toad dies from the beating and then you must find...
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peach, who has been kidnapped by bowser, but first you must turn into human, because you still look like a heartless. to do this, you must find Riku, so he can punch your face, pull your hear, kick your but and thrust his knee... well you now. when he does that you turn into human again. But first you must FIND Riku, so go to...
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...the island of acupoco (is that how you spell it) and you will see misty being beaten in a bathing suit contest by a man named James with fake breasts. You find this extremely...
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Erotic for some reason. Anyway you find Riku and he beats you up and turns you back to your normal self. A dark portal opens to...
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...your grandmother's house. She feeds you cranberries and lollypops till you puke. You find this odd as your grandmother is dead. However, you realize she came back to life and she beats you with a stick when you do so. Then you realize that this is not your grandmother, and that it is, in fact,...
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Celebi's cousin Jelebi in disguise, who appologises for being pink in the left eye and teleports you to the future where Celebi is, howvwer you still have 6 more pokemon to catch when you are attacked by Professor Farnsworth, Homer Simpson and by your blonde rival who runs fast...
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And you, stop, but they keep going, and crash into trees. Then you start laughing uncontrollably, and realize something's wrong with you. Then suddenly, your head explodes, and...
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then a Paladin comes in and he ressurects you. but he didn't do it 100% right. now you look like a strange person with blond hair and a HUGE sword... you have a memory loss because this paladin is a noob. your name is somthing like... clau... cloe... clou... cleud... cloud!. and you hate someone very much... saphi... sephi... and somthing with ...oth... you want to kill him!
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...but then you decide you have lusts for a primape, so you go looking for one...
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And then you go and talk to Dawn's sister and ask her if there are any Primeape swarms, and she says no, but there are delibird swarms. Then you say, "I don't want no freakin' Delibird, b**ch!" And you strangle her. Then Dawn comes in and sees you, and challenges you to Mortal Kombat, and you accept. Then...
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...you defeat her by gutting her like a fish, which she is not too happy about. The delibirds will then come and attack you, but you still have pimeape lusts, so you...
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With your large Cloud Sword you slice the heads off each and every Delibird. However, since they're Delibirds they keep running around anyway, so you...
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...eat a banana and that stops them for some odd reason. But you still are having PAINFULL XD primape lusts, so you decide that the only way is...
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Chop them up into little pieces, then put them into Dawn, sewing her up and deciding that she would be a good meal later tonight. Then you realize that you aren't a cannibal, so you bring her to Hannibal Lecter and give her to him. He says thanks, and tells you where to get Primeapes. Then...
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Lecter laughs and says "Why, there's a All Woman Primape Work-Out Facility just down the street my good man! You should come back sometime and we could enjoy a mint julep on the back porch!" By the time Hannibal finished his statement you were already headed to the Primape gym down the street. You finally arrive there when...
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You see Lecter lied! All the Primeapes were huge, sweaty men. Of course, all Primeapes looked the same, so there's only one way you could've figured this out...
And you end up being chased by an angry mob of primeapes, when... |
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When that Sephiroth guy you wanted to kill earlier comes and saves you from the Primeapes by impaling you with the only sword in existance that is bigger than yours which saves you from them but not from him... |
.. Then you die, but somehow wake up later, as your normal self. Then you take Sephiroth's sword and chop him in half, then feed him to the Primeapes. They say it tastes like chicken, and you say thanks. Then they say they hate chicken, and you run away again..
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Then Hannibal Lecter jumps out and throws mint juleps at the Primapes. They all die a minty death, and disappear. "Say, what about those mint juleps and the back porch now?" Lecter yells. You resist the urge for the refreshment and run away fast. Even though you've returned to normal, you still have an odd lust for Primapes, so you...
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keep running. The Hannibal Lecter gets in his car and chases you, then runs over you.
Then later that night, the cops are observing your dead body, and Hannibal comes up and asks them if they want some mint juleps. They say yes, and leave your dead body there. Then... |
the rattatta come and eat you. when you somehow wake up, you think the world is much bigger, but in fact you are seing the world from a rattata perspective. you have controll over the body of the rattata that ate your brain. so now take sephiroths very long sword and take it to...
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...call up that old dude named Bach, who technically should be dead by know, but if you've been doing this cheat correctly, should magically have revived. Once he picks up the phone, ask him how he got his inspiration for "Concerto in D minor, Bwv.1052, I.Allegro" Before he can answer you, ask him if his regridgerator is running. When he tells you that it is, tell him that he...
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..better go eat some corn! Before he says anything, hang up. Suddenly he uses his mystical powers, making you very constipated, so you...
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Go to the Doctor's Office. Which is also Oak's lab...he happens to be a Doctor as well as a Professor. You ask him for a check up and then...
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He tells you to pull your pants down, and you say, "No, WTF! I'm not Tracey!" And he says, "Oh, I forgot." And you run away from the pedophile, still constipated. Then...
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...a crazed primape relieves your constipation XD , and you find that your primape lusts are now returning, so you...
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tackle the Primeape, and he starts to beat you up. Then he punches your head off and...
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Chuck Norris catches it. He delivers a roundhouse kick to the Primeape, instantly breaking it's entire molecular structure thus making it turn into dust. Being a lvl 78 Cleric, he uses a Recovery Spell to put your head back on.
You ask Chuck Norris if he knows anything about the location of Celebi, or an all female Primeape gym. He says he doesn't know anything about any Primeape Gyms, but he tells you that he heard a rumor that Celebi is in something called a GSC Ball... |
... which blew up about a year ago, so you go off to find the all female primape gyms...
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And you look in a Phone Book. But you remember that your roomate is a Primeape, so you ask him. He gets mad and whacks you over the head with a hammer, giving you a concussion.
When you wake up, he hits you again, killing you, then he buries you in the backyard. Then, three weeks later, he unburies you, and brings you to Hannibal Lecter's house, and puts your dead body in a chair on the porch, and he comes out and has a mint julep with you. Then... |
...He tells you he is a female primape! Then you decide to...
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Jump on Hannibal Lecter, but he throws you off and says he was joking. You become angrier than a large sweaty primeape who just had his ice cream cone taken away, and start beating him up, asking where the female Primeape Gym is.
Hannibal asked you how you suddenly were reincarnated, and you say... |
"By being special, you tease." In a rage, you go into Hannibal's Julep Cup supply Room and destroy them all using the first pokemon in your party, which you should've changed to a Raichu by now...
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...but you didn't feel like it, so yeah. Hannibal then says he knows where an all female primape gym is. He says it's in...
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New York City, you can get there by taking an Airplane from Viridian City. But then again he lied to you last time, so you shoot him in the chest plate. Since he's not Superman he bleeds to death, and you try to find some female primeapes on your own.
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...And you do eventually find some rather erotic attractive ones XD, in...
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Kentucky! The Kentucky Derby to be exact, where there are Female Primeapes selling Mint Juleps! Of course where there are Mint Juleps lurks...
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... drunken pikachus! You must defeat them to get to the rather erotic female primapes...
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You use the Sephiroth Sword (which apparently you still have) and stab the lead pikachu in the heart. Then both him and the sword turn into a black hole that suck in all the other Drunken Pikachus. You must rapidly press B to keep yourself from getting pulled into the black hole, if you do get pulled in then you have to restart the whole cheat over. But if you do succeed then finally your side-goal is rewarded. There's nothing between you and the female Primeapes!
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...and then you will unlock a special "scene" and it will make you wonder why this game is rated "E"...
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lol what is this lol i just reading an is making me laught
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but first you got to put a 3 centimeter scratch right in the middle of your Nintendo DS screen
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If done correctly the scratch will magically correct itself, and you will be able to watch the M rated seen that is now showing. Once the Primeapes have their way with you, your primeape lusts will be gone. On the table at Hannibal Lecter's house should be a note that says...
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"You sick perv! I've never seen you act so immaturely. You're not my son anymore! I will disown you for the rest of your life, and you will live on the streets in a cardboard box!
Love, Mommy." And you decide to go find Celebi. But then... |
but then your mom pops out of the note, then put ketchup all on her hand then slaps you in the face
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Then you have ketchup all over your face, and you walk away to wipe it off, but you accidentally use a Gyarados's fin! Then the gyarados eats you, and you find Celebi inside you! But it's not really Celebi, it's that annoying Ditto. Then...
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...a deoxys pops up out of nowhere and sends you to Jamica. There, you see, once again the...
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But the Gyarados exploded when Deoxys popped up. Then in Jamaica, you see Celebi under a palm tree. He sees you, then runs away. You start chasing him, then...
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...you lose him. As he flys off, a yellow liquid flys down on you, followed by a mild laugh. You suspect this is...
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The team Galactic Boss, Cyrus. As he was flying over you in his helicopter, he peed on your head. You swore revenge, and follow the helicopter. Then..
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...the helicopter pumples into the ground, knocking earth off balance and sending it twards Jupiter. You react to this by...
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running around and screaming like a maniac. Then someone comes up and slaps you. It's a random astronaut. He kidnaps you and goes out into space, trying to make Earth bounce off his ship and fly back where it was. It works, but Earth is now flying into the sun. He now says...
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..."Bluahs yhask baudak hdpiS LOAJ", and you wonder why he is speaking in tounges and/or is catonic, but you finally realize that the only thing you can do is...
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Pokemon battle the level 33 sun, which has the special effect, flaming body, meaning that when physically attacked, the pokemon dies. No, not faints, DIES!!!!
You win using special attacks but it can't be killed even on zero health, so you throw a masterball given to you by the astronaut to capture the sun, then... |
...the pokeball you use on it magically comes to life. You are deeply distressed by this because the pokeball bears a strange resemblance to your mom. You decide to...
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Run away from your mom, who, when you last saw her, called you a perv and decided to disown you. You fly away, but since the sun is inside the Poke Ball, the universe is completely dark. You crash into...
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...A floating pikachu, which aparrantly dislikes you. It is evil and wants to...
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Eat you. You then realize it is Ash's Pikachu. He says yes, and says he won't eat you if you kill Ash. But if you don't, he will eat you. You then go on a quest to find Ash and kill him, and...
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...you never make it, because you later find that misty saved the earth, killed ash, and stopped world hunger. You tell her to dress up like you one day and the pikachu thinks she's you. Misty is dead. Yet you live, and you have the strangest feeling that celebi is actually a rabid...
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Rabbit! So you believe that before you search for Celebi again, you're going to have to find a Holy Hand Grenade. It's the only thing that can harm an evil rabbit.
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...so off you go, searching for the holy hand granade. You search on ebay only to find it costs $99999999999999999323214369314646363241269789655312355685321.46
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invest it...you don't have time to raise the money, you need that Celebi to save Planet Fqwhgads from extinction! You need that Holy Hand Grenade now, but you'll need some help from the one person who has a lead to one. Hannibal Lecter! (You read that on Ebay...)...
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...(that it costs $23 shipping and handling) Hannibal Lector can be found by eating a pokeball, 942 100-lb. rocks, and a piece of cow dung. After this you must throw yourself off a cliff, eat your hand 17 times, and...
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stick your other hand up the butt of a Tauros. Then Tauros attacks then, and then tries to chase you, but he's just yanking you around, since your hand gets stuck up its butt. Then he starts runing, and runs into a freeway. Then...
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...you get hit by a car to find you are still alive. Then... your mom gets out of the car! She is even more mad at you than she was before(look what you did to that poor poor tauros), and decides to leave you there with your head injuries. But, you can heal your head with Tauro's magical butt healing abilities. Since now he feels sorry for you, he...
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sits on your head and then take's a huge dump. this will cause your hand to be freed form the tauros butt. now you can go do... then a togepi come's in and it will use metronome. if it uses amnesia you will forget all you have done this far. if it doesn't use amnesia the undead burnt rattata skelletons will come to eat you. you realise you have a huge pile of **** on your head, and you wonder how it got there. you decide to take it from your head, then you feel 2 round shapes in the ****. it is 2 pokeballs, with in it a yellow deoxys with 8 arms, and a green lugia with 3 wings. now you have 4 of the 8 pokemon you need, but you can't remember where you left the other 2. so because you don't know what to do, you throw the **** in the face of a pincir that is passing by...
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...that then attacks you, leaving a mark on your face the size of a rabbit. This reminds you that you must find the holy hand grenade to defeat the clelebi that looks like a rabbit. You find Hannibal Lector, and he agrees to...
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slay the boogy man who lives in your backpack and a level-12345678901234567890987654321 Celibi will appear. catch it and train it in a giant magnet only using the move brave bird and if the celibi faints...
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...the screen of your ds will brake, and you will be sad. But, if you manage to catch a shiny lv. 78 ratata on a pokemon gold game, it will miracuously be fixed. You must then...
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Trade all of your legendaries for a Bidoof...
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...which then evolves into your mother, who wacks you for coming back to her after she decided to disown you, and barfs on your face. You decide that the only thing to do is to...
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...adopt a Manaphy, which can be gotten by kicking the water several times and slapping it with a towel. After that, you also need a Pikachu to zap the water, which makes the Manaphy go into a weird status that you can't understand, and floats to the top. YOUR PIKACHU MUST KNOW SURF.
Then you must grab a Magikarp with a powerade which... |
...smells like old cheese and will mutilate the magicarp significantly, this will make you feel very...
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...happy, cause the Magikarp just evolved into a Nintendo DS! Using the Nintendo DS, you have to defeat the Elite Four with a level 1 Bidoof and no Hyper Potions, Revives, ect. Then, after defeating the Elite 4, you...
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...have to go tell your rival you have had a crush on them since they were seven. You didn't know them when they were seven, so they assume...
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...that you are crazy and stupid, so they tell you, they hate you. You must give them the kiss of death and send a level 278 Dementor on them, which is disguised as a Gengar. They immediatly say they love you, which then you must...
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...make out with them 372747274727429502023847282 times and this can be done by pressing "a" 999999999999999999999999 times. If you do not do it within 5 seconds, your game file will be delteted. After you do this, ....
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Kill every last one of the girl gym leaders(except Cynthia^_^she is to hot)and hide in the gts trading place and take pokemon before they are traded... then you...
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Find out that one of the GTS Pokemon ws Celebi, but you were too late. You then proceed to curse and violently kick down everything in a tantrum of rage. Then you run away, trying to find the trainer that traded for the Celebi, and...
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...you discover it was your mom! You go to her house, but since she decided to disown you, she does not let you in. You decide to...
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Go catch some Magikarp and watch them get Slapped around by other peoples Real pokemon... Then when you get bored of that you...
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....Must fly to Viridan where there will be 200 evil...
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Houndours, who accidentally marked their territory on top of you, you got so mad and...
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...take a moment to admire the sunset, whilst, for some reason, reminisce about many nights back home playing D&D. You will find (after having inserted AR DS before acting out this whole cheat, of course, and ticking "RPG-in-a-pocket") two dice and a D&D board in your pocket. Having wished you had ticked "CRPG-in-a-pocket" so you'd get a laptop and NWN2, you sigh, layout the board on the beach and do a 2 die roll. if you roll a 2 and a 3, +3 skill points in mace weilding. Roll two sixes and you get -5 skill points in imagination. Roll anything else and you get +10 skill points in knowing Celebi's final destination, which unlike the movie, doesn't involve a ladder through the eye, or unrealistically being cut in half with barbed wire. You know where Celebi is headed and get your Chatot to evolve into Mr. T, who explodes all the Houndours in an enormous mass of fool-pity. Mr. T then flies you to...
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The Mushroom Kingdom! where you find Mario and he tells you the princess had been kidnapped....YET AGAIN You tell Mario What your after, then a toad shows up saying they just escaped from Bowser's Castle, and Bowser has what you need to make bowser appaer, you join Mario, but first before you go to bowser castle, you must make it though.....
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now ur in sonic's world. sonic then orders a chao 2 beat the living hell out of u...
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Then Sonic summons Alakazam,who makes you pick your nose 1,000,000 times.
You must battle the Alakazam,which is lvl.1000000000000000000. Then out of nowhere,a Machine Gun teleports into your hands,and you kill everyone Around you,and a note appears and you read it. It says That the sender is Celebi, Who is being tortured in a teleport free chamber,and your mom is torturing it, By making Celebi watch Barney,Teletubies,and being sent to Barney land. You must gather all the weapons ever made and destroy your mom,then Celebi Shall be your minion forever.Then….. |
however it soons turn out that it's just a pikachu in digsue, but it can talk human it tells you that celebi is in Rougeport...
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Whilst travelling on foot to Rougeport (despite the fact you can fly), you must defeat PKMN Trainer Baal who holds a level 83 Mini Diablo with an OHKO move but must be done in one turn, if one turn passes and Mini Diablo is still standing it will evolve in mid-battle and turn into the Real Pandemonium Diablo, if this occurs you must have a lv 54 zigzagoon which doesn't have your trainer ID on it pickup the nearby Herald of Zakarum, you then need to un-equip it from Zigzagoon during battle and use it on Diablo.
After this you need to prance around in the grass which has been singed by Diablo for 4316 steps, after doing this... |
Yell out "SCRUFFROY" into your mic 300 times until you're surrounded by spartans. Then some final fantasy nerds will come and have a nerdy battle. They then ask you to join their club. Say yes, and the rattata from 500 million years ago will charge across the hill. You run off with the FF nerds until you find a Coin Case. Turn around (Don't move or else you'll slip off the ledge) and hit A to make someone shoot a fireball, setting every single Rattata on fire. Then feed your fireball-shooter an Uber Metagame, causing him to become Castform. Then you'll end up in the world of Adventure, where you must dodge those freakin' ducks.
After this, go to sleep on a rock. Gardevoir will appear in a dream and tell you to wake up. Don't push any buttons. After a while you'll get hit by a Wake-Up slap. A Lucario is standing there and tells you you need to join his rescue team to go on stupid generic quests. Do this and the FF Dudes will appear and join, too. Play as Lucario and guide FFDudes through Joyous Tower, where Celebi waits... But bowser comes and... |
swings you into a bomb.
you must catch bowser and then give him 53.290 pokeblocks,yuck flavor. he tyhen eats you and poops you inside viridian forest. catch 32 caterpie and trainthem all to level 101 just by training in viridian forest. attack your freind/rival and lose. he will thow you into a dumpster and then... |
You must leave your game alone for 3 months or greater. Once you have done this, you need to continue your game, your character will wake up, hit A and you will get a text box saying "Owww ... What happened? and how did I end up in hobo clothes?".
Equip the Trainer Clothes in your Key Items Pocket, and pass the hobo clothes to the left-hand side. After completing this you and a friend must link up and catch the lightning train from opposite sides of the globe, causing it to crash, you will end up in a Sea Cavern. In this cavern... |
You say "Clap" and a light turns on. You see a shadow that looks like Celebi. When you get to it you see it's a rattata. Press A and run, if you don't run fast enough or get on your bike it'll eat you. When you get outside a Final Fantasy dude will throw a beeping banana at it and get into the Popemarine. Get in with them and watch the cave a'splode. If you don't look out the window and press A, the game will start you back at the beginning of this cheat. Then you'll enter Pallet Town of Red Version. You and the Dudes look like always, but everything else looks like the first generation. Then you do a barrel roll by pressing Z or R twice, and...
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An then the people will kick your but and send you back to the fourth generation. Then................
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Some random dude will show up and say 23qe237rgdqe6enxcfyNBXGYW1!!! you must say YES!!!! The man will turn into a cow eat him. when you are full walk 12423134 steps up a man will fall from the sky and say I AM THE MEATBALL MASTER. You must say MOZZERRELLA!!! He will ask you the secret of Good food. You must say IT WILL YELL BlAM!!! WHEN YOU POKE IT. He will give you some food poke it and it will explode. Then....
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You need to get a total of 145 Master Balls together (this can include working with friends), You need to link up via the WiFi and sell these 1 by 1 (yes, co-ordinating if your borrowing friend's master balls) to the Pokemart guy who gives you that funny eye all the time.
Whilst you are selling the Master Balls, the game will say a notification saying "#### Number of Masterballs sold to the strange Pokemart guy". The game will detect any cloned masterballs, cloned ones will cause the counter to go down by 5 (Regardless of 3rd Gen or 4th Gen). Once the counter hits 145, Your Nintendo DS and all of your friends' DS's will start shaking wildly - this is normal - once they're done shaking wildly, a Message box covering both screens will appear, the link will be terminated, and the message box will state "Celebi walks the Forest!". Go the the nearest forest where you will find... |
A ditto walking around in a celebi suit.You must scream in
the mic,"NO DITTO!WHERE CELEBI!"And the ditto holds up a sign that says,See man idiot in the white suit.Everything is opposite on it,which means you must see Cynthia.Then.... |
you find a B.l.t sandwich you bite it, it turns in to a pokeball.you eat you eat it anyway a random person appears and traps you in a pokeball. you must then...
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Use the Card Key you got when you played through Fire Red or Leaf Green (you cannot continue if you haven't completed either of them) on the pokeball to escape, once you have escaped the pokeball...
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