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Avolition July 7th, 2007 11:05 AM

The team Galactic Boss, Cyrus. As he was flying over you in his helicopter, he peed on your head. You swore revenge, and follow the helicopter. Then..

[email protected] July 7th, 2007 12:43 PM

...the helicopter pumples into the ground, knocking earth off balance and sending it twards Jupiter. You react to this by...

Avolition July 7th, 2007 12:47 PM

running around and screaming like a maniac. Then someone comes up and slaps you. It's a random astronaut. He kidnaps you and goes out into space, trying to make Earth bounce off his ship and fly back where it was. It works, but Earth is now flying into the sun. He now says...

[email protected] July 7th, 2007 1:05 PM

..."Bluahs yhask baudak hdpiS LOAJ", and you wonder why he is speaking in tounges and/or is catonic, but you finally realize that the only thing you can do is...

Zaiku July 7th, 2007 2:25 PM

Pokemon battle the level 33 sun, which has the special effect, flaming body, meaning that when physically attacked, the pokemon dies. No, not faints, DIES!!!!
You win using special attacks but it can't be killed even on zero health, so you throw a masterball given to you by the astronaut to capture the sun, then...

[email protected] July 7th, 2007 2:37 PM

...the pokeball you use on it magically comes to life. You are deeply distressed by this because the pokeball bears a strange resemblance to your mom. You decide to...

Avolition July 7th, 2007 2:45 PM

Run away from your mom, who, when you last saw her, called you a perv and decided to disown you. You fly away, but since the sun is inside the Poke Ball, the universe is completely dark. You crash into...

[email protected] July 7th, 2007 2:48 PM

...A floating pikachu, which aparrantly dislikes you. It is evil and wants to...

Avolition July 7th, 2007 3:04 PM

Eat you. You then realize it is Ash's Pikachu. He says yes, and says he won't eat you if you kill Ash. But if you don't, he will eat you. You then go on a quest to find Ash and kill him, and...

[email protected] July 9th, 2007 3:03 AM

...you never make it, because you later find that misty saved the earth, killed ash, and stopped world hunger. You tell her to dress up like you one day and the pikachu thinks she's you. Misty is dead. Yet you live, and you have the strangest feeling that celebi is actually a rabid...

Mr.Altosax July 9th, 2007 5:34 AM

Rabbit! So you believe that before you search for Celebi again, you're going to have to find a Holy Hand Grenade. It's the only thing that can harm an evil rabbit.

[email protected] July 9th, 2007 5:51 AM

...so off you go, searching for the holy hand granade. You search on ebay only to find it costs $99999999999999999323214369314646363241269789655312355685321.46
and you think that the best way to get the money would be to...

Mr.Altosax July 9th, 2007 11:56 AM

invest it...you don't have time to raise the money, you need that Celebi to save Planet Fqwhgads from extinction! You need that Holy Hand Grenade now, but you'll need some help from the one person who has a lead to one. Hannibal Lecter! (You read that on Ebay...)...

[email protected] July 9th, 2007 2:35 PM

...(that it costs $23 shipping and handling) Hannibal Lector can be found by eating a pokeball, 942 100-lb. rocks, and a piece of cow dung. After this you must throw yourself off a cliff, eat your hand 17 times, and...

Avolition July 9th, 2007 3:03 PM

stick your other hand up the butt of a Tauros. Then Tauros attacks then, and then tries to chase you, but he's just yanking you around, since your hand gets stuck up its butt. Then he starts runing, and runs into a freeway. Then...

[email protected] July 10th, 2007 3:02 AM

...you get hit by a car to find you are still alive. Then... your mom gets out of the car! She is even more mad at you than she was before(look what you did to that poor poor tauros), and decides to leave you there with your head injuries. But, you can heal your head with Tauro's magical butt healing abilities. Since now he feels sorry for you, he...

Mustache July 12th, 2007 11:55 PM

sits on your head and then take's a huge dump. this will cause your hand to be freed form the tauros butt. now you can go do... then a togepi come's in and it will use metronome. if it uses amnesia you will forget all you have done this far. if it doesn't use amnesia the undead burnt rattata skelletons will come to eat you. you realise you have a huge pile of **** on your head, and you wonder how it got there. you decide to take it from your head, then you feel 2 round shapes in the ****. it is 2 pokeballs, with in it a yellow deoxys with 8 arms, and a green lugia with 3 wings. now you have 4 of the 8 pokemon you need, but you can't remember where you left the other 2. so because you don't know what to do, you throw the **** in the face of a pincir that is passing by...

[email protected] July 13th, 2007 8:23 AM

...that then attacks you, leaving a mark on your face the size of a rabbit. This reminds you that you must find the holy hand grenade to defeat the clelebi that looks like a rabbit. You find Hannibal Lector, and he agrees to...

empoleonrules July 13th, 2007 9:06 AM

slay the boogy man who lives in your backpack and a level-12345678901234567890987654321 Celibi will appear. catch it and train it in a giant magnet only using the move brave bird and if the celibi faints...

[email protected] July 13th, 2007 9:08 AM

...the screen of your ds will brake, and you will be sad. But, if you manage to catch a shiny lv. 78 ratata on a pokemon gold game, it will miracuously be fixed. You must then...

Craig² July 13th, 2007 12:16 PM

Trade all of your legendaries for a Bidoof...

[email protected] July 13th, 2007 12:39 PM

...which then evolves into your mother, who wacks you for coming back to her after she decided to disown you, and barfs on your face. You decide that the only thing to do is to...

Skymin July 14th, 2007 4:31 AM

...adopt a Manaphy, which can be gotten by kicking the water several times and slapping it with a towel. After that, you also need a Pikachu to zap the water, which makes the Manaphy go into a weird status that you can't understand, and floats to the top. YOUR PIKACHU MUST KNOW SURF.

Then you must grab a Magikarp with a powerade which...

[email protected] July 14th, 2007 1:20 PM

...smells like old cheese and will mutilate the magicarp significantly, this will make you feel very...

Skymin July 14th, 2007 2:45 PM

...happy, cause the Magikarp just evolved into a Nintendo DS! Using the Nintendo DS, you have to defeat the Elite Four with a level 1 Bidoof and no Hyper Potions, Revives, ect. Then, after defeating the Elite 4, you...


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