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Meowth, let's go! Dead people of Shibuya, your mission is to help me take down Nineray and palkia! Fail, and face erasure!
*1000 spirits, A meowth with a chainsaw, and I[with elemental powers] charge towards Palkia* And just to be sure Nineray won't interfere... NINERAY! You're banned because you have the ability to help Palkia! |
Banned for forgetting about me.
Me: Go Giratina! Giratina: GROOHHH! *Sucks Dialga and Palkia into the reverse world* Me: Haha! Take that! Now I just need to capture them.... |
HA banned cause i was on palkias back therefore you put me in the reverse world. I rip a space portal the reverse world jump through it close it and before i leave leave a little surprise for you guys.
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*jumps into the reverse world*
Okay, this is-- BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! A b-bomb...that bomb....urgh...*blacks out* A few minutes later... ???: Ah, you're finally awake. I'll have you know, that I stole my composer powers back. However, I was bored so I decided to revive you and your Meowth. DARKPOKEBALL: Can I still control the elements? ???: yus. DARKPOKEBALL: Alright, tell me where Dialga and Palkia are! ???: They escaped before the bomb went off! They're in-- CHAINSAW MEOWTH: This post is over so you guys don't know the answer! MWA HA HA HA! |
Banned because Dawn should get her own series of the anime given she's so compared to Ash, like having Piplup as a counterpart to Pikachu.
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BANNED! because Dawn can't have her own anime right now. I'm holding her hostage in case Nineray shows up.
REPORTER: We are here in Lavender town, Darkpokeball and Meowth have cornered Dialga and Palkia and are weakening the two legendaries significantly. Darkpokeball also has "Dawn" hostage so any attempts to stop him are useless[unless we want to get rid of Dawn permanently.] Things are looking grim! CHAINSAW MEOWTH: Heh...too easy. |
Banned cos Dawn has hips like boom and an ass like bang Huh I just woke up lol :P
Banned cos I have an exam tomorrow |
Banned for forgetting a Pokemon reference... now, are you Black Kyurem or White Kyurem?
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m98fzhBW6h1rcwf0xo1_500.gif http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m98g3or3O71rcwf0xo1_500.gif |
Banned cos I did make a reference to Dawn
Imma white kyurem |
White KyuremBanned cause im not sure who that question was directed towards and the trainers on Kanto route one as of hgss are level 50 so begining trainers are gonna have to learn to climb trees or swim
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BANNED! because I have successfully caught Dialga!
DAWN: Oh Q#*()*@#)$(*WER! CHAINSAW MEOWTH: Once we catch Palkia, we'll have done it! I'll keep track of Dawn and Dialga's pokeball, Darkpokeball, it's up to you to capture Palkia. DARKPOKEBALL: Got it! |
Banned cos beginners have to try to be better than Ash when he was a beginner.
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Banned because Y U NO CHOOSE OSHAWOTT?
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9dx4wURjN1r3ifxzo1_r1_500.gif |
banned cause i did chose oshawott , then abandoned it in the pc
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Banned because I chose none of the Unova starters.
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BANNED! because I just caught Palkia! WOOT WOOT!
CHAINSAW MEOWTH: Did we just succeed? DARKPOKEBALL: Yeah! Wait...where's Dawn? CHAINSAW MEOWTH: Oh no! She's running away! DARKPOKEBALL: Whatever, ,we got what we came for. CHAINSAW MEOWTH: She stole Dialga and Palkia's pokeballs! DARKPOKEBALL: ARGH! It's official, Dawn is now the worst female protoganist in the Pokemon Anime. *chases after her* |
Banned because you forgot that I'm on your side now due to some promises I made.
*sends out Giratina* Me: Giratina, fly over and pick up Dawn. *Giratina does as told* Me: Okay Dawn, time to give up the Pokeballs. |
Dawn refused to hand over the PokeBalls. BANNED.
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Banned cause im still on palkia's back now please let me out the pokeball its dark in here and theres nothing to do besides that cyndaquil in the corner, but its eating and just staring at me, i want that cyndaquil he shall be mine (starts formulating plan of what to do when i get out)
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You are plotting to steal a Pokemon? BANNED.
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Dawn, hand over the pokeballs...or ELSE.
DAWN: Or else what? DARKPOKEBALL: Or else I'll write a pokemon creepypasta...starring YOU! DAWN: OH DEAR! Take them please! Please! DARKPOKEBALL: Thank yuh! Now all i have to do is...wait. These feel unnaturally light. .... WHAT?! THEY'RE EMPTY! That's it, Dawn! Now I'll have to write that creepypast-where'd she go? DAWN: Right here :P *knocks Darkpokeball out* |
Banned for not banning Megasceptile1 also banned cause im still i the pokeball formulating my plan while im perring cyndaquil and palkia is going to get cards so we can play.
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Your Cyndaquil fetish is starting to get creepy. BANNED.
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BANNED! because I forgot to ban you earlier. Wait...where am I? *tied to a chair in a dark basement*
DAWN: Welcome to my basement! Where you'll never cause evil to the world again! DARKPOKEBALL: Cosmo, it's up to you to rescue me. Chainsaw Meowth, resume the plan!(Chainsaw Meowth has the pokeballs) |
Banned because you were captured by a Pokeball, thrown by an Ampharos. Mwahah. [/lame]
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banned for losing to Leafeon at checkers
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Banned for wanting to play Checkers with a Leafeon.
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Banned cos Owl City should be a city in the next Pokemon game
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Banned because Eusine wants Suicune so much, he decided to enter the Olympics.
https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/8/27/zpcfCjf4J0eBTkgGDuPD1Q2.gif |
Banned for being way too funny.
Me: Okay Meowth, what do we do now? How do we rescue darkpokeball? Meowth: Well we have to find Dawn's basement first. Me: Wait, didn't Ash go on his adventure with Dawn? So he'll know where she lives. Meowth: Does this mean.... Me: Yes, we're abducting Ash. |
Latios can just as easily just travel the world looking for Dawn's basement. BANNED.
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Banned for being a Weavile instead of an Articuno
Me: Ha! There's Ash! Meowth: Okay Ash, let's make this simple. You either tell me where Dawn's house is or you say hello to...my little friend. Ash: W-what's your little friend like? Meowth: *revs chainsaw* Ash: Okay okay I'll talk! |
BANNED! for taking so long.
DARKPOKEBALL: It's so cold in here...wait...is that...a RAT?! EEK! SOMEBODY HELP!!! Meanwhile... ASH: What do you wanna know again? MEOWTH: Where does Dawn live?! ASH: I'll only tell you after a Pokemon battle! MEOWTH: *revs Chainsaw* ASH: Go Pikachu! *SLICE* ASH: I thought you and Darkpokeball were pikachu lovers! MEOWTH: We're haters now, you son of a pickle! ASH: EEK! Okay, I'll tell you! |
banned cause you write too much and getting off topic
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Banned because you found yourself surrounded by Psyducks with headaches and now you need the SecretPotion.
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ooh noes!
banned for surrounding me with psy ducks |
Banned because Arcanine started a real fire.
https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/8/27/8nufabQE-0OdE0R7zL12Sg2.png |
Banned cuz I'm a volunteer firefighter... So, wheres the fire? Me and the squirtle squad will put it out
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Banned because Hikari will always be the adorable Oshawott.
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9n9nxLFaX1rf9zxoo1_500.gif |
http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p173/ash_forever/MeowthOshaOMG.jpg
Banned cause Oshawott and Chainsaw meowth saw me on palkias back with cyndaquil and i caught them in masterballs now they belong to me and they are mine. To complete my plan palkia and i disappeared. |
Banned because your username shoulda been Ninetales. Now the Pokeball can't capture you. XD
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NINERAY: Go Meowth and Oshawott! Subdue Darkpokeball while I take Dialga and Palkia to complete my plan! MEOWTH: Releasing me was a mistake...you should've known that when pokemon don't respect their trainers...*revs up chainsaw*...they don't obey. >: D *SLICE!* OSHAWOTT: Osha? DARKPOKEBALL: Chainsaw Meowth, get Osha back to Hikari10. Meanwhile, I'll go after Dialga and Palkia...wherever they went. |
Banned cos this picture is Pika-Awesome:
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9ncen9YOa1r06ovxo1_500.gif Yeah, do it like a Pikachu! |
banned for Pika awesomeness
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Banned cos Dawn's Poke Ball can shine.
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9mnkb3mNh1rw4w6x.gif A 8,192 chance of having a shiny Poke Ball! |
BANNED! because Chainsaw Meowth returned Julian the Cute Oshawott to Hikari10!
CHAINSAW MEOWTH: You can thank me now. By the way, did you know your Oshawott is very cute? *Meanwhile* DARKPOKEBALL: Where in the world did Dialga and Palkia go? Next poster, you wanna help meh? |
Banned cause Dialga and Palkia told me not to help you and my evil plan is 99 percent done.
Dialga; ROAAAAAAAR Palkia:RAAAAAAAOR Nineray: Yes thats Right now i have the Weather Trio Dialga Palika and 7 Dittos (I defy laws of pokemon, i can carry 12 pokemon) Now dittos you all become the decoys of me and my other pokemon! Dittos: Ditto. Nineray: Now time to disappear and complete the 1%. Rayquaza lets fly into space. |
BANNED! for being a complete copycat! Urk...
CHAINSAW MEOWTH: Hikari10, since I returned Oshawott, you should go return Dialga and Palkia to me. That's your job! Cosmotone, it's up to you to stop Nineray from completing his 1%! DARKPOKEBALL: Alright, let's do this! Darkpokeball, Meowth, Hikari, and Cosmotone vs. Nineray! CHAINSAW MEOWTH: Hikari hasn't accepted yet though. DARKPOKEBALL: She hasn't declined either. Come on, let's go! |
Banned for letting Nineray proceed.
Me: *lets Giratina out* Everyone keeps forgetting that you're here. I'm surprised that they haven't gone and captured you yet. Okay here's the plan. *lets out other Pokemon* First Giratina will suck all the Pokemon into the reverse world except Rayquaza, who's in space atm. Deoxys will fly with Articuno into space. Lucario, then determine which Pokemon are Ditto with your Aura. Take them out with Electivire and Archeops. Empoleon, take out the real Groudon. And last, Sceptile, take out Kyogre. Lets MOVE! |
Banned Cause my evil mission is complete it acutely was complete long ago. My plan was for darkpokeball to have a plan then me get trapped in a pokeball have cosmotone join him me go missing and then reveal my plan. Dialga and Palkia? I never had either of them they we're Zoroarks. The real ones are in the Pokemon Mystery Dungeon World. What was the point of my plan? To obtain the cyndaquil i now have. In other word yes We all went on a wild goose chase to find the legendaries and create a new world. Take my advice dont go to the pmd world pokemon are like 100 times stronger there.
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BANNED! for making us go through ALL that for a freaking Cyndaquil!
CHAINSAW MEOWTH: The PMD world? That's a far way off! DARKPOKEBALL: How the heck are we going to get--oh. CHAINSAW MEOWTH: What?! What? DARKPOKEBALL: We have to die. THose who die for a heroic cause in our world end up in the PMD world. CHAINSAW MEOWTH: A heroic cause? How are we supposed to do that? DARKPOKEBALL: Hmm....let me think... |
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Banned cause Cyndaquil is happy to be under my ownership http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1mqbfcTD91qfza2bo1_500.gif
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BANNED! because Cyndaquil is a good dancer...that could give lessons to the BAD dancer that is Pikachu! If Cyndaquil could give lessons...that'd be heroic!
CHAINSAW MEOWTH: Bro...we'd have to die. How do we die in dance lessons? DARKPOKEBALL: ;) I don't think Nineray will be too willing to loan his Cyndaquil to us...so in doing so, we have to steal Cyndaquil... CHAINSAW MEOWTH: And Nineray will kill us in the process! It's perfect! Let's go! |
Banned cos choosing a Starter Pokemon is a responsibility.
Now, choose your type - Grass, Fire or Water! http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9sk0wHAqZ1qj304jo1_500.jpg |
banned cuz you made me pick water stupid generation v fire starter tepig
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Banned cos everyone hates Tepig. They think he's ugly.
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banned cuz not everyone hates Tepig (why that is i dont know)
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Banned cos Pikachu is suffering electrical problems again.
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Banned! because my Treecko just evolved into Grovyle and figured out a way into the PMD world. But I swear, this sounds really familiar. Oh, whatever. *step into portal, gets seperated and ends up with amnesia on a beach*
Me: W-w-here am I? Pokemon: Oh good, your awake. I was beginning to get worried there. Me: Wait, how can you talk? You're a Pokemon. Pokemon: Well so are you. Me: *shocked* |
Banned cos I knocked out a Roselia that I was trying to catch.
FUUUUUUUUU CRITICAL HITS... |
Banned because it was just Roselia and not some legendary. Done that multiple times and it stinks.
Me: *Freaking out* Pokemon: You're strange. Are you messing with me or something? |
Banned cos Quagsire is supposed to be bulky, mine was more of a glass cannon. She could not withstand Crasher Wake's Floatzel, even with Water Absorb.
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Banned for referencing competitive battling.
Me: No, I'm not messing with you! This is real! I used to be a human! Pokemon: Uhh... Okay. |
Banned cos I found a shiny Poke Ball! A 8,192 chance you can find one.
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma1r74Iz9P1ry00mpo1_500.gif |
Banned for having a Shiny Master ball and failing to catch a Caterpie
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BANNED! because Chainsaw Meowth found the portal taht was opened by Grovlye.
DARKPOKEBALL: Aight, let's go catch Dialga and Palkia! *jumps in, lands on Cosmotone8* DARKPOKEBALL: Oh heck! I landed on a pokemon! ???: Um...you are a pokemon. DARKPOKEBALL: No I am not! I'm a human! ???: Great, now two pokemon claiming to be humans. Can this day become any weirder? |
"Day: Oh pokemon Is that a challenge?"
Banned for trying to kidnap Cyndaquil. Jumps through portal and lands on everyone but Cyndaquil Nineray:Cyndaquil are you ok? Cyndaquil:Two things one yes two call me Cynda. Nineray:Alright hmm looks like im a Victini interesting Hey look four other pokemon why are they saying their Humans? Oh well. To the guild! |
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Now you're banned because Jigglypuff would never say no to anything when standing on things resembling a podium...it would sing you to sleep right away :D
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Banned cause pokemon logic http://www.funpostbox.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Pokemon+Logic.+Sub+and+friend_cfe98f_3567364.jpg (even though hes in the dragon egg group)
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Banned because Pokemon logic is awesome.
*Darkpokeball, Cosmo and Cynda all appear at guild* Me : Wait, where's Nineray? Darkpokeball: Oh he got lost and apparently mugged by some random Zubat and Koffing or something. Me: Oh, okay. So this is the guild, eh? Cynda: Yep. Now we need to form our exploration team. ------- I don't think anyone mentioned which Pokemon they were. :/ |
Banned cause i used Psyshock and took them out. Then I was joined by a Glaceon who wanted to join my drifting exploration team
Me: I wonder where Cynda. That Piplup Chimchar Meowth with a chainsaw(I can't put my tounge on it but i think ive seen him somewhere before. ) Chicorita and Pikachu went (You guys have fun deciding who you are) Glaceon: Who cares lets go explore some dungeons! |
Banned, cause you don't state which Pokemon you are. A psychic??
I am a Pikachu, of course. Me: Look, I'm here! You blind or something? Not noticing a yellow colour...what kind of explorers are you, guys?? Count me in. I'm eager to explore the dungeons. |
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Banned cause I don't understand your present! An almost blank website??
Me: What makes you behave like this? You have a quest to accomplish and Glaceon won't wait forever either. Let's go!! Glaceon: So true, don't mind the present, we really need to go... |
Banned cause we're off to the Amp Plains. Ready guys?
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Banned, because I accept your proposal.
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http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=6131774 (Note try opening in new window)
In case the link doesn't work again Banned cause for some reason i never lose when i'm Victini. Maybe it has something to do with the name Victory. Glacier; Only if we had Pokedex's Me: Wait i think i still have mine from when i was a Human. Hmmm looks like it doesnt work here... |
Banned cos some Oshawottz have turned against you.
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma5yfd8now1rnl2x1o1_500.gif |
http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/071/335/Look-up-awesome-in-the-dictionary-youll-see-this-picture-and-nothing-else.jpg?1284253145 Banned cause oshawotts have altered the dictionaries out of jealousy.
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Banned cos we all know how weird male Gardevoirs are.
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Banned cause female Mr. Mimes are just as wierd *shudder*
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You are BANNED for insulting Gardevoir!
Now they'll use telekinesis and make sure you never login again! Edit: I ban you too, Nineray for posting sooner than I! |
Banned because I ditched you all and went exploring with my Partner Vulpix.
Vulpix: So, Piplup, where should we explore next? Me: Hmm... How about we go to this spot? *points to Waterfall Cave* |
BANNED! because Meowth and I(I'll be a Poochyena) went off exploring.
DARKPOKEBALL: Where should we look for Dialga and Palkia? MEOWTH: Nineray has teamed up with a Glaceon, Cosmotone has teamed up with a Vulpix and Cynda, and we're alone. Nineray's whereabouts are unknown, and Cosmotone is in Waterfall Cave. DARKPOKEBALL: Um...what? MEOWTH: We need to find a lapras. They can travel the world in a matter of hours. Chances are, Spear Pillar exists in this world too. DARKPOKEBALL: Alright let's go find Lapras!....It's so weird to be walking on all fours. |
Banned cos Kanto's starters are overrated:
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Banned cause u can't accept their straightforward supremacy
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Banned cause either red has two of all his pokemon or alot of them have had a gender change because Pikachu Charizard and Venasuar were always male then i faced them in heartgold.
Me; So let me get this straight, you try to kill me Kokotko and Glacier, you suceed in killing our escort, you leave me with sticky items and you want to join our exploration team? Snivy: Yes... Me: Welcome to the Team Glacier: How exactly does Ninerays logic work? Kokotko: I have no clue... |
You're banned for violating rules of safety with deceiving Snivies. Don't trust their recommendations...the cake is a lie.
Snivy: I bet you all could use an experienced professional such as me on your side... Me: Have ya heard that? He just stated that he wanted to kill us all! Don't trust him! Glacier: Just let Nineray make his decisions, I bet it's the correct one, I trust him. Me: Alright, you persuaded me. Let's get the show on the road. We should find Chikorita. He's proved to be very useful and I dunno where he went... |
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Banned cos Snivy crushed your Oshawotts :)
Talk to the hand! http://www.deviantart.com/download/198082683/oshawott___snivy_by_znuese-d39xlkr.png |
Banned cos Oshawott used Ice Beam! You're screwed.
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8gosaV7gP1r1v2mvo1_500.png |
Banned cos u force Oshawotts to learn TM moves. A tiny otter and Ice Beam? Don't make me laugh! :D
http://www.deviantart.com/download/246278085/oshawott_is_scared_by_nisel97-d42mldx.png |
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyr6khPJ3R1qd87hlo1_500.gif Banned cause Chainsaw Meowth lost his chainsaw
Chainsaw Meowth: My life is over.... Meanwhile... Me:Hey look i have a tail *Tries to chase it* Glacier and Kokotko: *Facepawlm* |
BANNED! because we successfully found a Lapras.
CHAINSAW MEOWTH: Luckily, a Lapras happened to be the thief that took my chainsaw! DARKPOKEBALL: Yaaay! Now let's ride Lapras to Spear Pillar! LAPRAS: Fine...hmph. |
Banned cos you misuse Lapras. Wicked soul!
Me: Stop acting like a Skitty. It makes me feel embarrassed. First you accept a murderer Snivy into the team and then instead of heading into the dungeons you chase your tail?! Glacier: Never mind, come on, Nineray, fun's over. We've got to go. Nineray: *Groan* What a drag, I was really enjoying this for a while...whatever, we have a mission ahead, come on guys, onwards! |
Banned cos I just got some breaking news.
Team Rocket successfully steal Ash's Pikachu! |
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