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...smell's ...off...i wouldent drink it if i were you
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Eh...that's just New Bar Smell...I think o_O The caffeine's starting to get to my head...if I start getting too random, just smack me...
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*SMACK* man that felt good...
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Scusi! Why isnt Molotov Cocktail on their!!! :( |
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Oh...don't mind me, I'm just drunk...
*falls down* Whad juu call me!?!?!? |
Too much Liquor, eh, Dakoteez. Good thing I'm hired to be your designated driver!
Hey, why is there no mountain dew. It's the best soda ever invented. |
no it isn't. the best soda is jarritos pinaple soda. i'm something of a soda connoseaur. and i don't think i spelled that right... but that stuff is so good! it's from mexico... it's my business to know soda. and, i don't drink, so i bring my own pineapply refreshments. *i'd be straightedge if i liked punk* but i don't, so now i'm just a guy that doesn't drink, smoke, or partake in potentialy regretable relationships. too much information... *leaves forever*
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Well I meant the best WELL KNOWN soda. Like, Name brand.
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Eh? Oh...don't mind me...I'm just moochin off any female I can find...cause I'm drunk
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*walks in bar*
*pauses* *takes a seat* ...I'd like a grape Sprite Remix plz. >.< |
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*walks inside with his cowboy boots clanking*
........ *walks up to the bar table, tips his hat up, and talks gruffly* Give me a milk.... A chocolate milk..... Hehe... *drinks it and gets a chocolate milk moustache* Oh! I have a joke to go with this! It's not exactly the funniest thing in the world, but it's cute nonetheless. You know how they have names for drinks in restaurants? You know, the Pina Colada, other things like that... Well, there's one drink called the 'Grasshopper'. The bartender was just doing his job, shining cups, serving the customers, the works, when I giant grasshopper hops inside the restaurant and up to the bar table where the bartender was. The bartender, a little suprised by the giant grasshopper, got up and exclaimed, "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper, with equal suprise, replied, "Really? You have a drink named Steve?". Well, I thought it was funny hehe... Oh! Cool sig Tendo! Mario baseball! |
ooo, bad stupid bar joke... i heard it at my youth group, and it wasn't funny. so here it goes.
there are three srtings working in the field. they're working all day in the hot sun and are all sweaty. they decide to go get a drink at the bar. the first string goes up to the bar and says, "hello, bartender, i would like a drink" the bartender says, "are you a string?" the first srting says, "yes" the bartender says, "we don't serve strings here" so the first string leaves. the second string approaches the bartender, "hello bartender, i would like a drink" the bartender asks, "are you a string?" the second string says, "yes" the bartender says, "we don't serve strings here" and the second string leaves as well. the third string is the smartest string of all, so as he watches his buddies get kicked out of the bar, he ties himself in a knot and ruffles his hair. the third string then approaches the bartender and says, "hello, i would like a drink" the bartender says, "are you a string?" and the third string says, "i'm afraid not" (as in i'm a fraid knot) *SO COOL* *leaves the bar again forever* |
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Hahahaha! I like that one! "Knot" hehe... I thought it was pretty funny! Coooommeee baackk!! |
fine, but just for you, i just can't stay away from this place, i fear for my future when i'm of legal age to drink... what if i just can't leave!? *horrified* and i'll drink until i die... wait... i don't even like alchohol... *fwew*
*stays for now* |
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Besides, there's no drinking allowed here! I'll never drink. Not only is it against the Word of Wisdom, but it just seems gross. Yuck! |
quite right, guess what? this' my 124th post! which means that until i post this message right now, my number will also by scyther's. so, i'll go ruin my cool number thing. ya, drinking seems bad... alchohol smells bad, and all i've tasted is wine, and it sucks... so, why would you want to feel stupid, have a bad flavor in your mouth, and put yourself in potentially lethal situations? it doesn't make sense to me. stupid alchoholics... not that i mean to judge or anything.
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Where's everybody today? At another bar. Oh, that reminds me, I'm missing a party. Ugh, who cares. My day went well, I guess. Nothing to whine about.
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i'm here!!!!! but it's half til midnight on the west coast... so i assume most of the barflies have left. so, bye then, talk to you eventually, *enjoys personal stash of pineapple soda* *so cool*
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I hope no one took that literally.
*enters bar*
>__> Yesh, I had a rough week. At least finals are done and over with. Hmm *notices no one is in the bar* Hey, bartender! Hit me with a Pepsi! I need something to wake me up before I start drawing! |
Finals... I don't study for those. Except for the spanish one where I studied for like 7 hours and got a 50 percent. It was multiple choice too for about half. I was pretty upset but I still got a C so I was like wupah... Yep... I like Cherry 7 - up. But I don't drink soda all that much.
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I just had a Spanish test I didn't study for, and I got an 89, but it would've been 94, but I got -5. That's right, right. Because I got D in math.
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*walks in with 2 12 packs of Mountain Dew and cashes in the Dew U points*
I had 49 cans! *faints and spills 50th can* Urgh... |
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