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100 things we learn from Pokemon!
Well the title says it all.
Rules: 1.3 things per player max. 2.Nothing too mature 3.After 100 things we will keep going. I'll start: 1.Pikachu is a perv that fries bikes to make young girls go with him. |
2. Nurse Joy is a crazy woman who thinks she has 785 other sisters, when in reality, she actually has 785 brothers!!!! (O)_(o)
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3.May is madly in love with Drew
4.Dawn/Hikari is Madly in love with Ash/Satoshi 5.Both couples deny their love for each other |
6.Ash's mom had an affiar with Professor Oak, Bill, Brock, James, Meowth, Pikachu, Mewtwo, then Ash's dad, then sued them all, and know lives in luxuriass Pallet Town with her 3 sons, and 5 duaghters!!!!!!!!!!! (O)_(O)
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7.-Brook will stay single forever
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8. The Old man wasn't really drinking coffee!!!!! (O)_(o)
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9.- James will never learn that you can't trust the Magikarp Salesman.
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10. Jesse will never learn how to play fairly when Pokemon battling.
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11. Jeese will always lose a contest
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12. Jesse and James will never give up there dreams of catching Pikachu and setting Stupid, Worthless Traps on Ash and the gang.
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13. Ash will never quite become champion
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14 You really cant ignore gay people while wathcing tv ex: Harley
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15. Jesse and James will always have stupid Disguises that will always fool Ash and the gang.
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16.-James is a good person, it's just that Meowth and Jessie are a bad influence for him.
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17. dont waste ur life hunting for something u wont achieve.
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18. Brock is never attracted to the Female trainer that joins the gang (i.e. Misty, May and Dawn!).
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19. james will never stop buying magikarps
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20. uh... bottle caps are priceless
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21. Ash will never ride one of Misty's bikes agian.
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22. ash is a racist, first he took all starters, now he only catches grass type starters
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23. Manky will always take Brock's donuts.
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24. aipom wil always take ash's cap
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25. Officer Jennie was fired due to crimes against Pokemon!! (O)_(o)
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26. cockfighting is legal in some states... lol :)
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ROTFL
27. when Marowacks lay eggs, the baby cubones kill the mother for the skull! |
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