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More things we learn from pokemon
well we hit 100 lets try higher and higher
1.Pikachu is a perv that fries bikes to make young girls go with him. 2. Nurse Joy is a crazy woman who thinks she has 785 other sisters, when in reality, she actually has 785 brothers!!!! (O)_(o) 3.May is madly in love with Drew 4.Dawn/Hikari is Madly in love with Ash/Satoshi 5.Both couples deny their love for each other 6.Ash's mom had an affiar with Professor Oak, Bill, Brock, James, Meowth, Pikachu, Mewtwo, then Ash's dad, then sued them all, and know lives in luxuriass Pallet Town with her 3 sons, and 5 duaghters!!!!!!!!!!! (O)_(O) 7.-Brook will stay single forever 8. The Old man wasn't really drinking coffee!!!!! (O)_(o) 9.- James will never learn that you can't trust the Magikarp Salesman. 10. Jesse will never learn how to play fairly when Pokemon battling. 11. Jeese will always lose a contest 12. Jesse and James will never give up there dreams of catching Pikachu and setting Stupid, Worthless Traps on Ash and the gang. 13. Ash will never quite become champion 14 You really cant ignore gay people while wathcing tv ex: Harley 15. Jesse and James will always have stupid Disguises that will always fool Ash and the gang. 16.-James is a good person, it's just that Meowth and Jessie are a bad influence for him. 17. dont waste ur life hunting for something u wont achieve. 18. Brock is never attracted to the Female trainer that joins the gang (i.e. Misty, May and Dawn!). 19. james will never stop buying magikarps 20. uh... bottle caps are priceless 21. Ash will never ride one of Misty's bikes agian. 22. ash is a racist, first he took all starters, now he only catches grass type starters 23. Manky will always take Brock's donuts 24. aipom wil always take ash's cap 25. Officer Jennie was fired due to crimes against Pokemon!! (O)_(o) 26. cockfighting is legal in some states... lol 27. when Marowacks lay eggs, the baby cubones kill the mother for the skull! 28. its good to be obease in the Pkmn world if ur a pokemon 29. pineco exists because a stupid trainer who can't aim threw a voltorb because he thought it was a pokeball, and he caught a pine-cone while he wanted to catch a pidgey. so he caught a pine-cone in a voltorb, and so pineco the explosive pine-cone was created 30. Ashs Father abandonded his family and went on the road and Wemay never know who the heck his dad really is, but the hints keep on coming! 31. While Ash liked Misty, Misty was having an affiar with Pikachu!!!32. Misty's sisters never returned from their cruise because the liner struck an iceberg and sank! 33. if ur obease as pikachu was in first season, go to ash! he'll make sure that he'll force those pounds offa u by making u brawl with other people like urself 34. Ash's mom, is Nurse Joy's sister's cusin's cusin's half brother's aunt's mom's son's brother's daughter's sister... twice removed. 35. it is possiable to go for extreme periods of time without using the bathroom! EVER! 36. It's possible to go days without a shower and not have people say you stink 37. three words, "Fire is Hot." 38.-Kangaskhan's baby is not a pokemon.O_o? 39.-You Cant Breed Legendary Pokemon 40. We will never know what came first the pokemon or the Egg! 41. Pikachu hates Mickey Mouse 42. Psyduck almost killed Donald 43. Goofy is too retarded to be hated by any pokemon or poke-human 44. Ash always Wins Cuase of those ****ing Creators 45. Misty is a Horrible Gym Leader 46. Japan Pokemon Look Cooler 47. You always have to be taught how to catch a Pokemon by Someone! 48. The Pokedex always gets an Update. 49. Ash sees all the rare and Legendary pokemon in the Wild. 50. HALFWAY THERE ZOMG!!! Some people are freaks and u have to deal with em 51. Theres a Bike Route in the Game You never see it in the show thou 52. They Never Go to The Bathroom 53. When they Get Wet There Clothes dont get a Darker Color like they wernt even wet 54.Ash and almost every character got a diffrent voice for D/P (watch previous eps from johto and compare the voice its funny) 55. Pikachu Will Never Evolve Cause Ash Wont give it a Thunderstone 56. Some how Ash has a lot of starter pokemon but your not supposed to find them in the wild unless you release it 57. Jessie makes weird contest names are a dead giveaway to her real name ex: Jessidiya, Jesslina, Jessibella 58. James has a crazy fiance 59. Team Roket and Magma and Aqua's Disguses are obvisous. 60. Every Pokedex Opens Automaticly 61. People don't die when they are blasted with fire by a Pokemon. 62. Wobbefet is annoying 63. Chimecho are hard to catch in ruby/sapphire 64. dawns a wierd trainer 65. team rocket blast off 511 times in all the eps and japanese eps 66. we dont know why TR Meowth can talk 67. Contests are cooler on the show 68. ash is stupid 69. Brocks the Best 70. Brock is a Pervert and a Who*e 69. May and Misty are two of the hottest girls on the show 70.~ when anyone goes swimming, their clothes dry instantly afterwards. 71.~ They can scream, and sometimes talk underwater and don't have a problem with it... >.> 72: Kids have high-pitched voices and hang out with small monsters who resemble animals. 73: Porygon had a contagious seizure during one episode. 74. Team Rocket members don't weigh much because they always seem to go flying. Especially Jessie, James and Meowth. 75. 75% of the time, someone will beat a pokemon with a pokemon that has a type disadvantage 76. The laws of Anime, through extremely cool unfortunately do NOT apply in real life stituations 77. pikachu always gets totaly flatzored in a match, then stands up and pwns the enemy with 1 quick attack. 78. when rock type pokemon get wet they are suddenly weak to electrical attacks 79. Team Rocket are actually engineering geniuses, although their inventions always gets blown up by Pikachu 80. Even if Ash manages to pwn some uber strong/legendary Pokemon, he sometimes cant even win against newbies 81. Pikachu is the only Pokemon that Ash would not leave behind with Professor Oak 82:pokemon raps suck 83. Ther are 493 Pokemon 84. Bill is a crazy man, who has a fetish with dressing up like Pokemon. 85. Sabrina does not have a talking black cat. O_o 86. Misty's sister's hate her. 87. Brock catches doughnuts with pokeballs. 88. Ash sucks 89. The only thing attracted to snorlax is his gravity! 90. Mallets are a weapon that can only be used by females and boasts these stats 91. Some guys heads are so thick, they would make a great substitute for the skull Cubone wears, provided they could actually fit thier head in it. 92. They don't make bikes like they used to... 93. You Never have to go to School! 94. You never have to get a Job to earn $$$ just battle other people. 95. Ash and Brock will never seperate for too long. 96. The Berries Names are One or Two letter off the realy name or pronouced diffrently 97. Barely any pokemon speak english 98. People in pokemon have wierd names sometimes 99. There no Apple Berry 100. We know there gonna be 1000 pokemon eventually those are the 100 thing we learned but lets try to make more |
Actually, Ash tried to give Pikachu a Thunderstone once. Pikachu refused. As for why Meowth talks, there was an episode saying that he tried to impress what I think was another Meowth, so he learned how to speak by watching people say that sally sells seashells down by the seashore, and he spent some time trying to say that. As for how he learned the rest of his vocabulary, I don't know. There is no Apple Berry because apple is not a berry, it is a fruit and Apple is it's own category, just like how Berries are in their own category.
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101: there is a mysterious relation between the Legend of Zelda and Pokemon
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102. Ash must either be a cat or related to Jesus or something because hes died a few times yet seems to come back to life.
103. Send a fully equipped and well-trained SWAT team in to stop a Team *insert named here* plot will never secceed. Send a few brave but ultimately young untrained kids in and the organization is sure to topple. 104. Courage beats Power. This is further applied to some other animes and some games most notably The Legend Of Zelda series 105. For a pre-teen, Ash sure has a odd mix of admirers and possible girlfriends. 106. The longer a trainer owns a pokemon, the more like thier own pokemon they become. Also, the younger they are the quicker this transistion. Also male chatacters tend to transition faster as well, but its not a definite. 107. Its rare to see a dark type in a dark place, conversely Psychic types are not often seen in bright places. 108. Arcanine is one dog you don't want to jump on you, even if its only to greet you. |
i agree with number 102 so much cause like it the first movie with mewtwo hes like invincable (ash) becasue the pokemon gave half of there energy to heal him awwwwwwwwww
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109: there is more then one demensoin
different prices for coin prizes see |
110. No matter how much times you spontaneously combust and fall from the sky, imploding your head on impact, causing massive trauma to the brain..*takes deep breath*... you will still come back the next day without injuries.
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111. It appears that James of team rocket is horrible when it comes to taming his pokemon; they always try to eat him or something
112. Brock gets far more punishment than he deserves 113. That the water starter of whoever never seems to evolve (This may have been an exeption with mudkip, I'm not sure) 114. That pokemon can become pink if they eat a certain berry... |
115: Pokemon Begins with a 'P', ends with a 'n' has the letters 'okemo' in it.
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116. The names of Pokemon(Especially newer ones) are very hard to spell and pronounce.
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117. three words: ice is cold
118. three words: water is wet 119. team rocket is always broke, but they can afford giant machines that blow up very easy. what would happen if they just made one of wood? 120. three words: darkness is... dark |
121.In pokemon,your hair can stick out anyway without falling flat.
122.We all know Pikachu is Ash's man-sister 123.Ash is an idiot.This is very obvious. |
124.misty is in love with ash but to shy to tell it
125.same with May 126.same with dawn 127.ash always see's legendary pokemon but never EVEN TRIES TO CATCH THEM! 128.May is a good trainer(Blaziken RULES!)but is so DARN UGLY 129.Misty hint's that she want's to marry ash 130.Dawn is hot and loves ash...so is misty |
Parents let their ten-year-old children walk around the world unsupervised even when thieves try to attack them everyday.
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132.Ash must smell or something,because POKEMON BARELY APPEAR NEAR HIM!
133.Nurse Joy is always so cheerful.Well,its her cover up for murdering someone! |
134. Brock is a pimp
135. Brock got Prof. Ivy pregnant, that's why he left! 136. Ash is in love with his pikachu 137. Pikachu feels the same way whcih is why they have never parted after the Orange Islands (they shared a papou fruit for any Kingdom Hearts fans) 138. None of the main characters will ever become the best anything 139. Ash cries more than any of the girls! 140. Ash and co. can't survive a fall from a 10 ft drop but TR can blast off and live 141. Anyone who's bike has been fried is automatically cursed with travelling with Ash for at least a year 142. Gary is still too powerful for Ash 143. Paul is making it there |
144. It seems in the pokemon world the early bird doesn't necessarily catch the worm.
145. The amine and the game are two almost totally different worlds, if you really think about it. |
146: Paul is emo.
147: Harley is gay, insane, or both. 148: Pikachu hates bicycles. 149: James needs to stop using Grass types. 150: Jesse should just enter a contest under her real name. Nobody's going to stop her. 151: Actually, Ash will probably try to stop her. 152: Ash has too many Tauros. 153: Dawn is a n00b. 154: Pichu > Pachirisu 155: Paul is going to get a Weavile. 156: Or a Houndoom. 157: Houndoom is the ultimate. 158: Houndoom > Ash's entire team. 159: There has never been a Dark type Gym Leader. 160: Aura Sphere is a glorified Swift. 161: Agility is NOT Quick Attack. 162: Houndoom > EVERYTHING. 163: As far as Game Freak is concerned, Arceus doesn't exist. 164: Brock's weakness is his ear. 165: Croagunk IS a stun gun. 166: Dawn, May, and Ash are complete failures. 167: Jesse is awesome. Too bad she tries to cheat. 168: Jesse is more manly than James. 169: Jesse/James' Meowth > Butch/Cassidy's Raticate. 170: Bidoof is a failure of a Pokemon. 171: Darkrai is the GREATEST THING EVER!!! 172: Except Houndoom. 173: Ash's Pikachu is overpowered. It would be, what, level... 146? 174: Chimchar is good. 175: Team Rocket got brain damage from their multiple head injuries. 176: Team Rocket should become tailors. 177: Team Rocket should get a life. 178: Houndoom is my most favoritest Pokemon. :P |
179.Ash isn't the best and will never the best.
180.Hoenn and Johto are the nicest reigons,since Ash never had a real,"I'm better then you and will beat you" rival in those two. |
180b. Johto is nicer.
181. EVERYTHING that lives long enough to hit an alakazam will beat it |
182. The original theme song OWNED!!!
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183: Ash never seems to realise that Pikachu's thunderbolt wont work on Team Rocket's cages...
184: Croagunk is madly in love with Brock 185: Totodile deserved to evolve (A dancing Feraligatr XD) 186: Dunsparce is useless |
187:
That you like mudkipz. |
188: Hot Skitty on Wailord < Classic!
189: Dawn sucks at pokemon 190: Ash NEEDS an Infernape XD 191: WTF is wrong with the evasion n00bs?! 192: Plusle, Minun, Pachirishu < These three NEED to die. 193: In the games, you NEVER sleep :D 194: Hot Bayleef on Ash < Terrifying and wrong (o).(O) 195: James should leave Team Rocket and become a normal trainer. 196: ARBOK AND WEEZING NEED TO RETURN!!! 197: Lickilicky: why? |
198: hot diglett on wailord 0_o
199: Pikacu's tail is actually cancer that stops im from lvling ( which is y he still sux >.<) |
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