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swordkirby537 May 22nd, 2004 3:56 PM

because he is skinny.

Why dose Missingno. love to use bathroom?

jokestr2004 May 22nd, 2004 4:04 PM

because Gary built the toilets

Why is Articuno a Moltres?

Shinin May 22nd, 2004 4:43 PM

because it is a Zapdos (duh!)

Why do yellow rabid machine gun armed mutated monkey-rabbit hybrid ditto live with hobos?

Marco May 22nd, 2004 5:20 PM

Because he eat's like a Snorlax.


Why are too many mod's on this forum?

swordkirby537 May 22nd, 2004 6:42 PM

because they are all looking of different ways to get me banned...

Why is totadile a dile?

Sudowoodo_prince May 22nd, 2004 7:14 PM

A: Because it's the law.

Q: How come when you put something like Magikarp in the daycare center, it's not in the water, but on dry land?

Timbjerr May 22nd, 2004 7:53 PM

Cuz Magikarps aren't really fish, they're monkeys.

Has Lt. Surge ever been in a war?

BTW: What makes you think the mods of PC are out to ban you swordkirby?

Shinin May 23rd, 2004 3:20 AM

He's been in wars against his mom and dad o.0

Who is my dad's brother in-law's dentist's son's girlfriend's doctor's husband's dog's cousin's owner's friend's friend's friend's mom's brother's son's cousin?

ryrygt May 23rd, 2004 3:46 AM

that's an easy one evee of course...

nar??chickadee???gizzard???

Intuition May 23rd, 2004 5:51 AM

Yeah, what ever..

Why does Tyranitar loves to eat potatos?

IceKitten May 23rd, 2004 5:58 AM

Because they're made with cheese

Why does Kyogre have teeth?

Fox_Die May 23rd, 2004 6:07 AM

to drink with

why is lotad green?

Intuition May 23rd, 2004 6:13 AM

Because it has a plant on his head

Why are there so many pokemon?

Fox_Die May 23rd, 2004 6:15 AM

beacuse the creator couldn't count

where can I find an absol?

Intuition May 23rd, 2004 6:18 AM

Ask Team Rocket if they wanna steal one

Why is Prof. Oak so old?

IceKitten May 23rd, 2004 6:19 AM

In the wild

Why is Pichu made of cheese?

Intuition May 23rd, 2004 6:22 AM

Because cheese is yellow!

Why does Ash wear the same clothes all the time?

IceKitten May 23rd, 2004 6:29 AM

So Team Rocket can recognise him

How many badges had Ash got when Charizard wouldn't listen to him?

Marco May 23rd, 2004 8:38 AM

A:All of them.



Q: How come Gary is such a moron?

Cassie-chan May 23rd, 2004 9:40 AM

Because he had a hammer fall on his head.

How many pokemon did you find?

Intuition May 23rd, 2004 10:13 AM

I lost count and my pokeballs!

How come Ash can understand pikachu?

IceKitten May 23rd, 2004 10:21 AM

Because they both like cheese

What level does cheese evolve?

Intuition May 23rd, 2004 10:23 AM

When holes appear in the cheese..

How come Ash, Brock etc. never need a haircut?

IceKitten May 23rd, 2004 10:38 AM

Cause their hair doesn't grow

Why did I stick a sticker of Pokémon Colloseum at the top of my GBA?

Intuition May 23rd, 2004 10:42 AM

Because when u don't, u forget that u can trade with Colosseum..

Why is pokemon colosseum for GC and not for PS2?

IceKitten May 23rd, 2004 12:11 PM

To make me buy all 3 systems :P (seriously)

How come Flareon can learn Zap Cannon?

Timbjerr May 23rd, 2004 12:12 PM

cus it is special...ed!

What is Stven's strongest pokémon?

IceKitten May 23rd, 2004 12:39 PM

Magikarp

How come Magikarp gets to learn Meteor Mash?

ryrygt May 23rd, 2004 2:00 PM

cuz when it is meteors are made of cheese and magikarp eats cheese so it coughs up cheese from his mouth....

why did the cyndiquil cross the road ???

Rift May 23rd, 2004 3:09 PM

to go swim in a pool!



Why does Snorlax sleep?

Shinin May 23rd, 2004 3:31 PM

because it insults itself

why do magikarp eat?

Rift May 23rd, 2004 4:26 PM

so it can flop around like an idiot

Why does Hitmonchan where cloths?

Shinin May 23rd, 2004 4:53 PM

because it is a crossdresser

why do eevee evolve into 5 things instead of 6?

Timbjerr May 23rd, 2004 7:05 PM

because they couldn't decide what would the sixth one should be. Draceon, Metalleon, Leafeon...blahblahblah...

Who is Deoxys's mommy?

swordkirby537 May 23rd, 2004 7:34 PM

A moderator.

Why do all of you keep saying cheese?

Mewlove May 24th, 2004 12:58 AM

Cos we're yellow sponges.


Why doesnt psyduck evolve into a psyswan?

IceKitten May 24th, 2004 2:22 AM

Because it likes cheese

Where is Mew's den? =O

Shinin May 24th, 2004 2:50 AM

in a bucket of molten liquid cheese

how many pokemon would there be (excluding Gonbe and 4th gen pkmn) if all the types of cheese were pokemon?

Enix-Zae May 24th, 2004 3:10 AM

three pickels worth

Why isn't there a water/fire typed pokemon?

Intuition May 24th, 2004 6:38 AM

Because fire will make the water go away and then it will be ground..

Why does Alakazam hold 2 spoons?

Purin May 24th, 2004 6:40 AM

It wants to eat its dinner, and accidentally took a spoon instead of a fork from the kitchen =P

Why do some Pokemon have a tail?

Intuition May 24th, 2004 6:47 AM

Because there butt hurts..

Why are there so much pokemon games?

Purin May 24th, 2004 6:50 AM

Because it's what they want.

Why do Pokemon exist?

Intuition May 24th, 2004 7:05 AM

To let us talk about it here at PC..

Why did Kyogre and Groudon fight a long time ago?

IceKitten May 24th, 2004 10:29 AM

They was fighting over a cheese plushie :P

How come Whiscash can learn Spark?

ryrygt May 24th, 2004 12:00 PM

cuz the cheese makes an electrical yellow spark...

why doesn't typholsion can't learn explosion???

IceKitten May 24th, 2004 12:11 PM

Because it's mum wouldn't let it

Why is cheese red?

Shinin May 24th, 2004 1:05 PM

because it is orange

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swordkirby537 May 24th, 2004 1:06 PM

Because its green.

Why isnt there gonna be a remake of Pokemon Yellow called Cheese Yellow?

Cassie-chan May 24th, 2004 1:48 PM

Because people would be dumb enough to eat it.

Why don't you go to school in the games?

Shinin May 24th, 2004 2:15 PM

Because the people that made the game had no education and dont know what people learn in skool.

If one train leaves North Dakota at a speed of 100 MPH and one train leaves Florida at a speed of 50 MPH, where will they meet?

Cassie-chan May 24th, 2004 2:23 PM

Where they crash.

Why is a bulbasour sore?

ryrygt May 24th, 2004 2:41 PM

he ate too much cheese and now he's called cheeseasaur...

how come brock is still there but not misty???

Shinin May 24th, 2004 4:44 PM

brock has a mastercard and misty has a visa

if a salamence gets in a fight with a salamence who will win?

Intuition May 25th, 2004 6:07 AM

In heaven..

Why are there so much colors?

Cassie-chan May 25th, 2004 9:11 AM

So we can be blind.

How come pikachu is so cute?

Intuition May 25th, 2004 10:25 AM

because it is the pre-evo of raichu..

why do they call all pokemon (gameboy) games after some kind of color?

IceKitten May 25th, 2004 10:28 AM

Because it is made of cheese

Guess what I nicknamed Kyogre?

Intuition May 25th, 2004 10:31 AM

uuhhmm.. Kyogre?

Why do they make pokemon that u can't even catch?!

IceKitten May 25th, 2004 11:46 AM

(No I nicknamed it Splash)
So u can catch them

How come trained pokémon have more hp than wild pokémon?

ryrygt May 25th, 2004 11:59 AM

because the trainers give their pokemon cheese...wild pokemon eat wild cheese that's not good for u...

is there gonna be a new pokemon that can make cheese ...wut is his name???

Shinin May 25th, 2004 12:39 PM

yes and he is gonna be called Cheez.

Cheese cheese cheese cheddar cheese cheese, american cheese cheese cheese cow cheese? (that is in cheesian, the cheese language)

Mewlove May 25th, 2004 11:17 PM

Becos no one would!

Why do jigglypuff puff?

Purin May 25th, 2004 11:19 PM

because no one else would =P

Why do Pokemon have powers humans don't usually have?

Shinin May 26th, 2004 3:13 AM

because they eat their daily allowance of CHEEEEEEEEEESE!!!


A Machamp walks into a bar and says "ow." What kind of bar was it?

Intuition May 26th, 2004 5:50 AM

It was a bar from outer space that the Jigglypuff brought here! :P

Why does Ash never buy a new cap?!

shining_light May 26th, 2004 5:54 AM

because his old one has mewtwo in it, and it isn't done eating his brains yet.

why is Ash so dumb when pikachu shocks him?

Intuition May 26th, 2004 5:55 AM

Because he has a brain freeze..

Why are there so many Pidgey's?

shining_light May 26th, 2004 5:59 AM

beause one day ratattas will rule the world!

why is snorlax so zzzzzzzzz......

Intuition May 26th, 2004 6:01 AM

Because he can't walk with all his fat!

Why does a Dragonite have wings?

Pogiforce-14 May 26th, 2004 6:04 AM

so he can fly!

Why can't kekleon chagen his stomach stripe?

shining_light May 26th, 2004 6:06 AM

because it has bunnies in it, and if he changes it, the bunnies will eat him alive! o_O

is ash dumber then brock, or vise-versa?(give me a reason why)

Intuition May 26th, 2004 6:08 AM

Brock is dumber, because he can't even open his eyes!

Why does Misty love water pokemon?

Pogiforce-14 May 26th, 2004 6:14 AM

Because she likes to get wet. :D

Why does misty hate bug pokemon?

Intuition May 26th, 2004 6:16 AM

Because they are stronger than there water pkmn..

Why is it called pokemon and not just pocket monsters??

Pogiforce-14 May 26th, 2004 6:17 AM

It's easier to say.

Why are they called "Pocket monster" if they don't go in your pocket and they aren't monsters?

Intuition May 26th, 2004 6:19 AM

Because they thought of the name before they made the story etc..

Why does Ash always have the starters of the game?!

Pogiforce-14 May 26th, 2004 6:20 AM

becuase they don't want to look biased.

Why was bayleef the only starter that evolved?

Intuition May 26th, 2004 6:21 AM

Because chicorita was buggin Ash all the time..

Why do they make so much series of pokemon?

Pogiforce-14 May 26th, 2004 6:22 AM

'cause people love it!

why should they make a new pokemon show with the orre region?

Intuition May 26th, 2004 6:24 AM

Because much people love it!

Why are there different pokemon in different regions?

Pogiforce-14 May 26th, 2004 6:26 AM

it's regionalism.

why don't teh regions have any form of government?

Intuition May 26th, 2004 6:26 AM

because the pokemon world is very peacefull

Why doesn't Ash grow?

Pogiforce-14 May 26th, 2004 6:28 AM

he does, jsut very slowly.

Why did it take Ash and co. so many years to change clothes?

Intuition May 26th, 2004 6:30 AM

Because they never had cheese in there pants..

Why didn't Ash payed Misty her bike?

shining_light May 26th, 2004 6:36 AM

because misty gave pikachu a loan!

Whyay an'tcay ashay eakspay igpay atinlay?
translation:
why can't ash speak pig latin?

Intuition May 26th, 2004 6:38 AM

because he hasn't a pignose..

Why don't pokemon just eat cat food?

shining_light May 26th, 2004 6:40 AM

because they eat dog food, silly...

why does prof. elm have a jirachi?

IceKitten May 26th, 2004 6:57 AM

So he can wish to have cheese

In R/S, which tile is Feebas found in? :P

shining_light May 26th, 2004 7:10 AM

the one by pallet town!

why is pikachu green?

Pogiforce-14 May 26th, 2004 8:28 AM

because he ate some bad cheese

Why is koffing yellow?

Intuition May 26th, 2004 9:36 AM

because it eat the good cheese from pikachu and gave pikachu the bad cheese..

Why does Jessie always wear a skirt..?? :knockedou

Pogiforce-14 May 26th, 2004 11:04 AM

she's too feminine for pants.

why doesn't james wear a skirt? :P

Intuition May 26th, 2004 11:11 AM

Because his legs are hairy.. :P

Why did Ash pick pikachu?

lil' jose May 26th, 2004 11:15 AM

Because all the others ran when they heard his retarded name!

why does pikachu kill team rocket when he uses the weakest electric attack in the world!

Intuition May 26th, 2004 11:19 AM

Because Jesse wears a skirt and james saw what was underneith and blew away..

Why is Meowth the only pokemon that can talk and it's so stupid?

lil' jose May 26th, 2004 11:31 AM

Because Meowth went to Special Ed. At pokemon shcool

How kome ho oh is not ho ho?

Cassie-chan May 26th, 2004 12:01 PM

Because ho ho that sounds like Santa.

Why is Pikachu so cute?

lil' jose May 26th, 2004 12:04 PM

Cause wants to be

Why is starmie not starus?

ryrygt May 26th, 2004 12:48 PM

because it wants to defy itself by having his name STARMIE (STARME)

how come none of the heroes have birthdays???


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