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because he is skinny.
Why dose Missingno. love to use bathroom? |
because Gary built the toilets
Why is Articuno a Moltres? |
because it is a Zapdos (duh!)
Why do yellow rabid machine gun armed mutated monkey-rabbit hybrid ditto live with hobos? |
Because he eat's like a Snorlax.
Why are too many mod's on this forum? |
because they are all looking of different ways to get me banned...
Why is totadile a dile? |
A: Because it's the law.
Q: How come when you put something like Magikarp in the daycare center, it's not in the water, but on dry land? |
Cuz Magikarps aren't really fish, they're monkeys.
Has Lt. Surge ever been in a war? BTW: What makes you think the mods of PC are out to ban you swordkirby? |
He's been in wars against his mom and dad o.0
Who is my dad's brother in-law's dentist's son's girlfriend's doctor's husband's dog's cousin's owner's friend's friend's friend's mom's brother's son's cousin? |
that's an easy one evee of course...
nar??chickadee???gizzard??? |
Yeah, what ever..
Why does Tyranitar loves to eat potatos? |
Because they're made with cheese
Why does Kyogre have teeth? |
to drink with
why is lotad green? |
Because it has a plant on his head
Why are there so many pokemon? |
beacuse the creator couldn't count
where can I find an absol? |
Ask Team Rocket if they wanna steal one
Why is Prof. Oak so old? |
In the wild
Why is Pichu made of cheese? |
Because cheese is yellow!
Why does Ash wear the same clothes all the time? |
So Team Rocket can recognise him
How many badges had Ash got when Charizard wouldn't listen to him? |
A:All of them.
Q: How come Gary is such a moron? |
Because he had a hammer fall on his head.
How many pokemon did you find? |
I lost count and my pokeballs!
How come Ash can understand pikachu? |
Because they both like cheese
What level does cheese evolve? |
When holes appear in the cheese..
How come Ash, Brock etc. never need a haircut? |
Cause their hair doesn't grow
Why did I stick a sticker of Pokémon Colloseum at the top of my GBA? |
Because when u don't, u forget that u can trade with Colosseum..
Why is pokemon colosseum for GC and not for PS2? |
To make me buy all 3 systems :P (seriously)
How come Flareon can learn Zap Cannon? |
cus it is special...ed!
What is Stven's strongest pokémon? |
Magikarp
How come Magikarp gets to learn Meteor Mash? |
cuz when it is meteors are made of cheese and magikarp eats cheese so it coughs up cheese from his mouth....
why did the cyndiquil cross the road ??? |
to go swim in a pool!
Why does Snorlax sleep? |
because it insults itself
why do magikarp eat? |
so it can flop around like an idiot
Why does Hitmonchan where cloths? |
because it is a crossdresser
why do eevee evolve into 5 things instead of 6? |
because they couldn't decide what would the sixth one should be. Draceon, Metalleon, Leafeon...blahblahblah...
Who is Deoxys's mommy? |
A moderator.
Why do all of you keep saying cheese? |
Cos we're yellow sponges.
Why doesnt psyduck evolve into a psyswan? |
Because it likes cheese
Where is Mew's den? =O |
in a bucket of molten liquid cheese
how many pokemon would there be (excluding Gonbe and 4th gen pkmn) if all the types of cheese were pokemon? |
three pickels worth
Why isn't there a water/fire typed pokemon? |
Because fire will make the water go away and then it will be ground..
Why does Alakazam hold 2 spoons? |
It wants to eat its dinner, and accidentally took a spoon instead of a fork from the kitchen =P
Why do some Pokemon have a tail? |
Because there butt hurts..
Why are there so much pokemon games? |
Because it's what they want.
Why do Pokemon exist? |
To let us talk about it here at PC..
Why did Kyogre and Groudon fight a long time ago? |
They was fighting over a cheese plushie :P
How come Whiscash can learn Spark? |
cuz the cheese makes an electrical yellow spark...
why doesn't typholsion can't learn explosion??? |
Because it's mum wouldn't let it
Why is cheese red? |
because it is orange
asgdfjsahjdagsdafjhfdkjfhksdajfhjkdffdkjnscdk cnkjsdaythfa erjhdmicjdas? |
Because its green.
Why isnt there gonna be a remake of Pokemon Yellow called Cheese Yellow? |
Because people would be dumb enough to eat it.
Why don't you go to school in the games? |
Because the people that made the game had no education and dont know what people learn in skool.
If one train leaves North Dakota at a speed of 100 MPH and one train leaves Florida at a speed of 50 MPH, where will they meet? |
Where they crash.
Why is a bulbasour sore? |
he ate too much cheese and now he's called cheeseasaur...
how come brock is still there but not misty??? |
brock has a mastercard and misty has a visa
if a salamence gets in a fight with a salamence who will win? |
In heaven..
Why are there so much colors? |
So we can be blind.
How come pikachu is so cute? |
because it is the pre-evo of raichu..
why do they call all pokemon (gameboy) games after some kind of color? |
Because it is made of cheese
Guess what I nicknamed Kyogre? |
uuhhmm.. Kyogre?
Why do they make pokemon that u can't even catch?! |
(No I nicknamed it Splash)
So u can catch them How come trained pokémon have more hp than wild pokémon? |
because the trainers give their pokemon cheese...wild pokemon eat wild cheese that's not good for u...
is there gonna be a new pokemon that can make cheese ...wut is his name??? |
yes and he is gonna be called Cheez.
Cheese cheese cheese cheddar cheese cheese, american cheese cheese cheese cow cheese? (that is in cheesian, the cheese language) |
Becos no one would!
Why do jigglypuff puff? |
because no one else would =P
Why do Pokemon have powers humans don't usually have? |
because they eat their daily allowance of CHEEEEEEEEEESE!!!
A Machamp walks into a bar and says "ow." What kind of bar was it? |
It was a bar from outer space that the Jigglypuff brought here! :P
Why does Ash never buy a new cap?! |
because his old one has mewtwo in it, and it isn't done eating his brains yet.
why is Ash so dumb when pikachu shocks him? |
Because he has a brain freeze..
Why are there so many Pidgey's? |
beause one day ratattas will rule the world!
why is snorlax so zzzzzzzzz...... |
Because he can't walk with all his fat!
Why does a Dragonite have wings? |
so he can fly!
Why can't kekleon chagen his stomach stripe? |
because it has bunnies in it, and if he changes it, the bunnies will eat him alive! o_O
is ash dumber then brock, or vise-versa?(give me a reason why) |
Brock is dumber, because he can't even open his eyes!
Why does Misty love water pokemon? |
Because she likes to get wet. :D
Why does misty hate bug pokemon? |
Because they are stronger than there water pkmn..
Why is it called pokemon and not just pocket monsters?? |
It's easier to say.
Why are they called "Pocket monster" if they don't go in your pocket and they aren't monsters? |
Because they thought of the name before they made the story etc..
Why does Ash always have the starters of the game?! |
becuase they don't want to look biased.
Why was bayleef the only starter that evolved? |
Because chicorita was buggin Ash all the time..
Why do they make so much series of pokemon? |
'cause people love it!
why should they make a new pokemon show with the orre region? |
Because much people love it!
Why are there different pokemon in different regions? |
it's regionalism.
why don't teh regions have any form of government? |
because the pokemon world is very peacefull
Why doesn't Ash grow? |
he does, jsut very slowly.
Why did it take Ash and co. so many years to change clothes? |
Because they never had cheese in there pants..
Why didn't Ash payed Misty her bike? |
because misty gave pikachu a loan!
Whyay an'tcay ashay eakspay igpay atinlay? translation: why can't ash speak pig latin? |
because he hasn't a pignose..
Why don't pokemon just eat cat food? |
because they eat dog food, silly...
why does prof. elm have a jirachi? |
So he can wish to have cheese
In R/S, which tile is Feebas found in? :P |
the one by pallet town!
why is pikachu green? |
because he ate some bad cheese
Why is koffing yellow? |
because it eat the good cheese from pikachu and gave pikachu the bad cheese..
Why does Jessie always wear a skirt..?? :knockedou |
she's too feminine for pants.
why doesn't james wear a skirt? :P |
Because his legs are hairy.. :P
Why did Ash pick pikachu? |
Because all the others ran when they heard his retarded name!
why does pikachu kill team rocket when he uses the weakest electric attack in the world! |
Because Jesse wears a skirt and james saw what was underneith and blew away..
Why is Meowth the only pokemon that can talk and it's so stupid? |
Because Meowth went to Special Ed. At pokemon shcool
How kome ho oh is not ho ho? |
Because ho ho that sounds like Santa.
Why is Pikachu so cute? |
Cause wants to be
Why is starmie not starus? |
because it wants to defy itself by having his name STARMIE (STARME)
how come none of the heroes have birthdays??? |
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