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Intuition May 27th, 2004 9:57 AM

Because they don't know what that are!

Why is Brocks hair always perfect.. (in his way) haha

ryrygt May 27th, 2004 11:50 AM

cuz he uses rock hard gell...

how do pokemon breed in real life???

IceKitten May 27th, 2004 12:04 PM

Like you would expect them to

How would you expect them to breed?

jokestr2004 May 27th, 2004 1:24 PM

With bubble gum!

Why come Ash doesn't comb his hair????

ryrygt May 27th, 2004 4:33 PM

cuz he wears a hat...

why did frodo give ash the ring of power???

jokestr2004 May 27th, 2004 6:35 PM

Because they were both obsessed with Pac-Man!!

Why come Officer Jenny wears orange clothes????????

shining_light May 28th, 2004 9:16 AM

because she is camerupt!

y does beedrill have bee in its' name?

jokestr2004 May 28th, 2004 3:43 PM

Cuz it eats Oreo O's!!

Why come Jigglypuff isnt a Venusaur?!

ryrygt May 28th, 2004 5:58 PM

cuz if it was it would be a puffisaur...

is gimli a pokemon???

jokestr2004 May 28th, 2004 6:12 PM

Yes cuz Ash ate him for lunch...

What's Max's freakin problem?!>?!>!>!>>[email protected]^W$^#%&$%e^[email protected]

obsessedgamer May 28th, 2004 6:36 PM

He has ADHD.

Is Misty Ash's stalker? Is May Misty in disguise? Why do both of their names begin with M?

jokestr2004 May 28th, 2004 7:02 PM

May is Misty exposed to chemical radiation and struck by lightning a few times, and Misty is simply a pickle. So, yes, that explains everything.

Does Brock smoke pot??!?! If so, why?!?!?!?

swordkirby537 May 28th, 2004 7:54 PM

yes because he lives in a pot.

why dose may where that hat?

jokestr2004 May 28th, 2004 7:59 PM

cuz she eats mozzeralla

How does Ash know what time it is when he doesnt have a watch??!

Intuition May 29th, 2004 12:02 AM

He asks pikachu that can smell the time..

Why does charmander/charmeleon/charizard have a flame on there tail?

IceKitten May 29th, 2004 4:52 AM

So they can make fires more safe

How do you smell with your eye?

jokestr2004 May 29th, 2004 5:53 AM

You have to evolve into a Bananachu

How does MissingNo EAT?!!!!!!?!

raveberuk May 29th, 2004 6:21 AM

By eating pokemon...

How do legendary's make offsprings?

ryrygt May 29th, 2004 6:56 AM

they "do their thing" and their babies are legendary babies...(nar)

How come Groundon doesn't have a baby form???

jokestr2004 May 29th, 2004 7:34 AM

Because Kyogre IS its baby form!

Why come Steven has GOODS?

Purin May 29th, 2004 7:56 AM

He keeps sending some to himself all the time =P

Why do people like love-letters?
(Note: Love-letters here can mean two things---1) Letters sent out by lovers 2) It's a kind of rolled-up biscuit, made of egg and flour. Usually cooked over a charcoal stove.)

swordkirby537 May 29th, 2004 8:21 AM

because pokemon think that they TaSt GoOd!

Why dose Squirtle have a shell?

jokestr2004 May 29th, 2004 8:30 AM

Cuz he hit puberty.

Does Bruno SmOkE wEeD?

ryrygt May 29th, 2004 11:13 AM

no he smokes rock instead

how come snorlax can't evolve???

Flygon trainer May 29th, 2004 12:22 PM

cause if it got any fatter, it'd crush the world

why is Flygon in the BUG egg group?

swordkirby537 May 29th, 2004 12:52 PM

because he got drunk off insectiside.

why is Pineco bug type?

(Wow, this topic has now reached 10 pages!)

jokestr2004 May 29th, 2004 4:05 PM

because Meganium is too! (freakin Meganium posers...)

WHY COME ASH DOESNT WEAR GLASSES??

lil' jose May 29th, 2004 4:19 PM

Because they are stupid and can't remember their birthdays.... nobody in the world of pokemon can..

How come Metwo is not is not mew2 in the pokedex?

jokestr2004 May 29th, 2004 4:22 PM

Because then Mewtwo would press charges

Why isn't Professor Oak a construction worker???

+el_pal May 29th, 2004 4:27 PM

Cause he doesn't want his coat to get dirty

Why does Whitney have pink hair and not purple?

lil' jose May 29th, 2004 4:31 PM

Because purple is to sexy for her and she is not sexy!!!!!!!

Why is +el_pal so awsome?

jokestr2004 May 29th, 2004 4:39 PM

Because Grizzly Adams has a beard

Why does Jirachi talk?

(try to avoid non-Pokemon related questions most of the time plz...)

+el_pal May 29th, 2004 4:42 PM

Beacuse Jirachi granted himself an English lesson book.

Why is Meowth so stupid?

lil' jose May 29th, 2004 4:59 PM

Cause he wants to be!

Why does Mountain Dew taste so good

RAziken May 29th, 2004 5:34 PM

Because otherwise it would blow up

Why can't pikachu talk

Suzu May 29th, 2004 7:26 PM

cause hes a pokemon why dose brock use such cheesy pick-up lines?

lil' jose May 29th, 2004 8:30 PM

Cause he is stupid

when will team rocket quit blasting off again?

RAziken May 29th, 2004 10:35 PM

Can you say never? Say it with me, NEVER, NEVER, NEVER...

Next:

When will Pikachu evolve into Raichu?

Intuition May 30th, 2004 1:29 AM

When u feed it a stone..

Why is Mewtwo a clone of Mew but it doesn't look the same as Mew?

Shinin May 30th, 2004 3:44 AM

becuz the Mew DNA they got was of a defective mew

why do Ratatta hate cheese when they are mice?

jokestr2004 May 30th, 2004 7:09 AM

Because Ash also eats cheese

HoW cAn PiDgEoTs fLYyY?? (it seems impossible!!)

Duke R May 30th, 2004 8:34 AM

Because they also eat cheese!

Why goldeens write letters?

jokestr2004 May 30th, 2004 8:57 AM

Because they have nothing better to do

Why Jirachi grant wishes??

_fr0z3n_ May 30th, 2004 9:33 AM

A: He doesn't grant wishes, he says he does because he wants to attract people and then eat their nose o_o;
Q: How come Charizard can learn Solarbeam when he is a Ground type?

jokestr2004 May 30th, 2004 9:36 AM

Because he is also an Electric type!

What crawled up Slaking's butt and died?

(also, I see this is your first post fr0z3n, welcome to PC! you may wanna post you're new in the welcomes forum.)

lil' jose May 30th, 2004 9:56 AM

A shellder!

what is Scepitles problem with his back

jokestr2004 May 30th, 2004 10:07 AM

Well, ya see, he was lifting weights one day, in Cianwood City, when, he lifted a 5038725027305359 ton weight, and snapped his back.... so tradgic

How come Giovanni isn't a Pokemon card with 321094572350 HP???

Duke R May 30th, 2004 10:16 AM

It's Pikachu!

Why does Parasect hug garbage cans?

ryrygt May 30th, 2004 10:26 AM

cuz he's a garbage man who loves garbage...

how come ash gives away some of his pokemon to idiots like sabrina and that boxer champion guy with the hitmonchan???

Duke R May 30th, 2004 12:12 PM

Because his domain at Geocities.com wasn't up.

Why totodile don't listen to gothic CDs?

Pogiforce-14 May 30th, 2004 12:20 PM

Cause he looks kinda like a mosquito.

Why does ash's new hat have black on it instead of white?

jokestr2004 May 30th, 2004 12:31 PM

Because Gary's does too.

How come Gary's car didn't have upped suspention, hydraulics and a NOS Tank?

_fr0z3n_ May 30th, 2004 12:34 PM

A: Because all the electric types explode when they listen to gothic CDs
Q: How come Rayquaza isn't a cat?

jokestr2004 May 30th, 2004 3:55 PM

Because then Groudon would be an eagle

Why come my Pidgeot didn't evolve into a Pidgey?!?!?!

ryrygt May 30th, 2004 5:02 PM

cuz that would mess with the theories of evolution.

do pokemon like carrots???

_fr0z3n_ May 30th, 2004 5:19 PM

A: Yes because they think carrots are cheese
Q: Where is Pupitars head?

Jirachi3 May 30th, 2004 5:54 PM

on his neck.DUH!

How come pokemon is called pokemon?

Intuition May 31st, 2004 3:06 AM

because they aren't digimon!

Why is pokemon with a P??

Shinin May 31st, 2004 4:04 AM

because Aokemon, Bokemon, Cokemon, Dokemon, Eokemon, Fokemon, Gokemon, Hokemon, Iokemon, Jokemon, Lokemon, Mokemon, Nokemon, Ookemon, Qokemon, Rokemon, Sokemon, Tokemon, Uokemon, Vokemon, Wokemon, Xokemon, Yokemon, and Zokemon are all copyrighted by an unnamed company.

Why are shiny Salamence green & orange?

Jirachi3 May 31st, 2004 4:52 AM

because it's a grass type .

why is snorlax a lazy bum?

ryrygt May 31st, 2004 6:54 AM

CUZ HE ATE SOME FLUFFY PUFF MARSHMELLOWS :)

how come they didn't make an evolution chain for every pokemon?

Intuition May 31st, 2004 7:16 AM

Because some pokemon are to big

Why is Brock in love all the time, except on Misty?

jokestr2004 May 31st, 2004 8:56 AM

Because Misty's one of those weed smoking drugadicts...

wHy DoEs AsH hAvE a CaMeRa In HiS pOcKeT?/?/?/

ryrygt May 31st, 2004 9:06 AM

cuz he wants to take pictures of his gym badges when ever he first gets them...

when ash misty and brock go on adventures for a long time in the middle of no where, where do they all go to the bathroom???

jokestr2004 May 31st, 2004 9:13 AM

On eachother...... *pukes*

Where does Brock keep his food if he's not wearing any UNDErWeArRr?

ryrygt May 31st, 2004 9:29 AM

he stuffs it all up his nose silly goose

how come some pokemarts only have certain items???

jokestr2004 May 31st, 2004 9:31 AM

Because they all stock up on different amounts of Cheese.

Why does a dude sing the 6th japanese theme?

ryrygt May 31st, 2004 9:44 AM

cuz his name is william hung up on pokemon...
how come elekid is a fat baby???

Jirachi3 May 31st, 2004 9:51 AM

because he ate your cheese.

why is pikachu's iq 102 and Ash's iq 2?

Intuition May 31st, 2004 10:00 AM

Because pikachu looks like cheese

Why do spearows fly?

Fox_Die May 31st, 2004 10:03 AM

so that they can eat worms

why is treko green

Intuition May 31st, 2004 10:09 AM

Because Sceptile is green 2 (duh!)

Why do some pokemon have a tail? Isn't that uncomfertable in a pokeball?

Fox_Die May 31st, 2004 10:21 AM

no because they have air conditioning

how does a pokemon fit inside a pokeball

jokestr2004 May 31st, 2004 10:29 AM

There's the Atkins diet in the Pokemon World too, ya know..

What did Paras do?

Jirachi3 May 31st, 2004 10:30 AM

farted his weight out until he was small enough.


why is pikachu green?

IceKitten May 31st, 2004 10:35 AM

Because it ate mouldy cheese

Why was Pikachu sick?

Jirachi3 May 31st, 2004 10:50 AM

because it ate your cheese!

what is misty's name?

IceKitten May 31st, 2004 11:40 AM

Kasumi

How come Doom Desire hits Shedinja?

ryrygt May 31st, 2004 1:17 PM

cuz every pokemon(even sendeninja) has a desire for doom silly

does pikachu live in mordor???

lil' jose May 31st, 2004 5:32 PM

cause he wants to!

whay does Mewtwo wish to destroy Charlie Sheen?

jokestr2004 May 31st, 2004 5:53 PM

Because he lives in mordor too!

Is Milotic a Miltankkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk?

_fr0z3n_ May 31st, 2004 6:49 PM

A: No, because he isn't Swampert
Q: Why do Pichus always listen to Britney Spears?

Shinin June 1st, 2004 10:01 AM

because they like rap music

If a rabbit killed a Swampert with a cheese knife, who would win?

ryrygt June 1st, 2004 12:29 PM

a stupid wurple on the side of the road cuz i just told him swamperts and the rabbits weak spot

Now wut are u supposed to do....( i am just kidding...sorry i forgot to say a question...my bad)

Shinin June 1st, 2004 1:20 PM

ur supposed to ask ask a question

y did the blaziken cross the highway?

ryrygt June 2nd, 2004 1:30 PM

he wanted to get a flame grilled burger at damon's

what did pikachu do b4 he was caught by professor oak???

RAziken June 2nd, 2004 2:34 PM

He acted stupid and got caught.

Why is Blaziken a fire type?

Amy-chan June 2nd, 2004 3:34 PM

Because he isn't any other type.
Why don't I have any CAPITALS in my name?

lil' jose June 2nd, 2004 3:45 PM

bECAUSE you are supposed to stay on topic!

Why dont they ask people to make pictures of their pets and send them to the company that makes the cardS?

jokestr2004 June 2nd, 2004 3:54 PM

Because Slaking would get his lawyer.

Why are there Aipoms in RuRoUnI kEnShIn?/!//$/^%#@[email protected]^%

lil' jose June 2nd, 2004 3:56 PM

Because they want to live in hollywood silly!!!!

Why does my dog look like Mightyana?

jokestr2004 June 2nd, 2004 4:07 PM

Because it got a DNA transplant and changed drastically.

Why come my Venusaur's name is Bkjsdngisrgj?

Shinin June 3rd, 2004 2:57 AM

becuz u is crazy

if pokemon were real, would i have a million dollars?

jokestr2004 June 3rd, 2004 10:32 AM

Yes because I ate Hitmonlee's atoms apple...

Iz da media a Stantlerrrrr?????!!

Shinin June 3rd, 2004 1:06 PM

possibly o_O

If seven Mareeps die, who will live?


i'm running out of stupid questions...

ryrygt June 3rd, 2004 1:26 PM

THEN THE LORD OF FIRE WILL CONQUER HEHEHEHEHEHE

who stole the cookies from the cookie jar???

Amy-chan June 3rd, 2004 2:09 PM

An evil scientist who will turn them into monsters.
Why does Pikachu have such long ears?

Jirachi3 June 4th, 2004 4:48 AM

because thats not a stupid question.

if 1 pikachu died then how many pikachus died?

Purin June 4th, 2004 5:09 AM

None. Because it was a reflection on a pond and the real one was acting.

Why do I insist that the above answer is correct?

CyberRaichu June 4th, 2004 6:18 AM

Because you need an excuse to keep playing
Where does Gary get all that hair gel?


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