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Because they don't know what that are!
Why is Brocks hair always perfect.. (in his way) haha |
cuz he uses rock hard gell...
how do pokemon breed in real life??? |
Like you would expect them to
How would you expect them to breed? |
With bubble gum!
Why come Ash doesn't comb his hair???? |
cuz he wears a hat...
why did frodo give ash the ring of power??? |
Because they were both obsessed with Pac-Man!!
Why come Officer Jenny wears orange clothes???????? |
because she is camerupt!
y does beedrill have bee in its' name? |
Cuz it eats Oreo O's!!
Why come Jigglypuff isnt a Venusaur?! |
cuz if it was it would be a puffisaur...
is gimli a pokemon??? |
Yes cuz Ash ate him for lunch...
What's Max's freakin problem?!>?!>!>!>>[email protected]^W$^#%&$%e^[email protected] |
He has ADHD.
Is Misty Ash's stalker? Is May Misty in disguise? Why do both of their names begin with M? |
May is Misty exposed to chemical radiation and struck by lightning a few times, and Misty is simply a pickle. So, yes, that explains everything.
Does Brock smoke pot??!?! If so, why?!?!?!? |
yes because he lives in a pot.
why dose may where that hat? |
cuz she eats mozzeralla
How does Ash know what time it is when he doesnt have a watch??! |
He asks pikachu that can smell the time..
Why does charmander/charmeleon/charizard have a flame on there tail? |
So they can make fires more safe
How do you smell with your eye? |
You have to evolve into a Bananachu
How does MissingNo EAT?!!!!!!?! |
By eating pokemon...
How do legendary's make offsprings? |
they "do their thing" and their babies are legendary babies...(nar)
How come Groundon doesn't have a baby form??? |
Because Kyogre IS its baby form!
Why come Steven has GOODS? |
He keeps sending some to himself all the time =P
Why do people like love-letters? (Note: Love-letters here can mean two things---1) Letters sent out by lovers 2) It's a kind of rolled-up biscuit, made of egg and flour. Usually cooked over a charcoal stove.) |
because pokemon think that they TaSt GoOd!
Why dose Squirtle have a shell? |
Cuz he hit puberty.
Does Bruno SmOkE wEeD? |
no he smokes rock instead
how come snorlax can't evolve??? |
cause if it got any fatter, it'd crush the world
why is Flygon in the BUG egg group? |
because he got drunk off insectiside.
why is Pineco bug type? (Wow, this topic has now reached 10 pages!) |
because Meganium is too! (freakin Meganium posers...)
WHY COME ASH DOESNT WEAR GLASSES?? |
Because they are stupid and can't remember their birthdays.... nobody in the world of pokemon can..
How come Metwo is not is not mew2 in the pokedex? |
Because then Mewtwo would press charges
Why isn't Professor Oak a construction worker??? |
Cause he doesn't want his coat to get dirty
Why does Whitney have pink hair and not purple? |
Because purple is to sexy for her and she is not sexy!!!!!!!
Why is +el_pal so awsome? |
Because Grizzly Adams has a beard
Why does Jirachi talk? (try to avoid non-Pokemon related questions most of the time plz...) |
Beacuse Jirachi granted himself an English lesson book.
Why is Meowth so stupid? |
Cause he wants to be!
Why does Mountain Dew taste so good |
Because otherwise it would blow up
Why can't pikachu talk |
cause hes a pokemon why dose brock use such cheesy pick-up lines?
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Cause he is stupid
when will team rocket quit blasting off again? |
Can you say never? Say it with me, NEVER, NEVER, NEVER...
Next: When will Pikachu evolve into Raichu? |
When u feed it a stone..
Why is Mewtwo a clone of Mew but it doesn't look the same as Mew? |
becuz the Mew DNA they got was of a defective mew
why do Ratatta hate cheese when they are mice? |
Because Ash also eats cheese
HoW cAn PiDgEoTs fLYyY?? (it seems impossible!!) |
Because they also eat cheese!
Why goldeens write letters? |
Because they have nothing better to do
Why Jirachi grant wishes?? |
A: He doesn't grant wishes, he says he does because he wants to attract people and then eat their nose o_o;
Q: How come Charizard can learn Solarbeam when he is a Ground type? |
Because he is also an Electric type!
What crawled up Slaking's butt and died? (also, I see this is your first post fr0z3n, welcome to PC! you may wanna post you're new in the welcomes forum.) |
A shellder!
what is Scepitles problem with his back |
Well, ya see, he was lifting weights one day, in Cianwood City, when, he lifted a 5038725027305359 ton weight, and snapped his back.... so tradgic
How come Giovanni isn't a Pokemon card with 321094572350 HP??? |
It's Pikachu!
Why does Parasect hug garbage cans? |
cuz he's a garbage man who loves garbage...
how come ash gives away some of his pokemon to idiots like sabrina and that boxer champion guy with the hitmonchan??? |
Because his domain at Geocities.com wasn't up.
Why totodile don't listen to gothic CDs? |
Cause he looks kinda like a mosquito.
Why does ash's new hat have black on it instead of white? |
Because Gary's does too.
How come Gary's car didn't have upped suspention, hydraulics and a NOS Tank? |
A: Because all the electric types explode when they listen to gothic CDs
Q: How come Rayquaza isn't a cat? |
Because then Groudon would be an eagle
Why come my Pidgeot didn't evolve into a Pidgey?!?!?! |
cuz that would mess with the theories of evolution.
do pokemon like carrots??? |
A: Yes because they think carrots are cheese
Q: Where is Pupitars head? |
on his neck.DUH!
How come pokemon is called pokemon? |
because they aren't digimon!
Why is pokemon with a P?? |
because Aokemon, Bokemon, Cokemon, Dokemon, Eokemon, Fokemon, Gokemon, Hokemon, Iokemon, Jokemon, Lokemon, Mokemon, Nokemon, Ookemon, Qokemon, Rokemon, Sokemon, Tokemon, Uokemon, Vokemon, Wokemon, Xokemon, Yokemon, and Zokemon are all copyrighted by an unnamed company.
Why are shiny Salamence green & orange? |
because it's a grass type .
why is snorlax a lazy bum? |
CUZ HE ATE SOME FLUFFY PUFF MARSHMELLOWS :)
how come they didn't make an evolution chain for every pokemon? |
Because some pokemon are to big
Why is Brock in love all the time, except on Misty? |
Because Misty's one of those weed smoking drugadicts...
wHy DoEs AsH hAvE a CaMeRa In HiS pOcKeT?/?/?/ |
cuz he wants to take pictures of his gym badges when ever he first gets them...
when ash misty and brock go on adventures for a long time in the middle of no where, where do they all go to the bathroom??? |
On eachother...... *pukes*
Where does Brock keep his food if he's not wearing any UNDErWeArRr? |
he stuffs it all up his nose silly goose
how come some pokemarts only have certain items??? |
Because they all stock up on different amounts of Cheese.
Why does a dude sing the 6th japanese theme? |
cuz his name is william hung up on pokemon...
how come elekid is a fat baby??? |
because he ate your cheese.
why is pikachu's iq 102 and Ash's iq 2? |
Because pikachu looks like cheese
Why do spearows fly? |
so that they can eat worms
why is treko green |
Because Sceptile is green 2 (duh!)
Why do some pokemon have a tail? Isn't that uncomfertable in a pokeball? |
no because they have air conditioning
how does a pokemon fit inside a pokeball |
There's the Atkins diet in the Pokemon World too, ya know..
What did Paras do? |
farted his weight out until he was small enough.
why is pikachu green? |
Because it ate mouldy cheese
Why was Pikachu sick? |
because it ate your cheese!
what is misty's name? |
Kasumi
How come Doom Desire hits Shedinja? |
cuz every pokemon(even sendeninja) has a desire for doom silly
does pikachu live in mordor??? |
cause he wants to!
whay does Mewtwo wish to destroy Charlie Sheen? |
Because he lives in mordor too!
Is Milotic a Miltankkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk? |
A: No, because he isn't Swampert
Q: Why do Pichus always listen to Britney Spears? |
because they like rap music
If a rabbit killed a Swampert with a cheese knife, who would win? |
a stupid wurple on the side of the road cuz i just told him swamperts and the rabbits weak spot
Now wut are u supposed to do....( i am just kidding...sorry i forgot to say a question...my bad) |
ur supposed to ask ask a question
y did the blaziken cross the highway? |
he wanted to get a flame grilled burger at damon's
what did pikachu do b4 he was caught by professor oak??? |
He acted stupid and got caught.
Why is Blaziken a fire type? |
Because he isn't any other type.
Why don't I have any CAPITALS in my name? |
bECAUSE you are supposed to stay on topic!
Why dont they ask people to make pictures of their pets and send them to the company that makes the cardS? |
Because Slaking would get his lawyer.
Why are there Aipoms in RuRoUnI kEnShIn?/!//$/^%#@[email protected]^% |
Because they want to live in hollywood silly!!!!
Why does my dog look like Mightyana? |
Because it got a DNA transplant and changed drastically.
Why come my Venusaur's name is Bkjsdngisrgj? |
becuz u is crazy
if pokemon were real, would i have a million dollars? |
Yes because I ate Hitmonlee's atoms apple...
Iz da media a Stantlerrrrr?????!! |
possibly o_O
If seven Mareeps die, who will live? i'm running out of stupid questions... |
THEN THE LORD OF FIRE WILL CONQUER HEHEHEHEHEHE
who stole the cookies from the cookie jar??? |
An evil scientist who will turn them into monsters.
Why does Pikachu have such long ears? |
because thats not a stupid question.
if 1 pikachu died then how many pikachus died? |
None. Because it was a reflection on a pond and the real one was acting.
Why do I insist that the above answer is correct? |
Because you need an excuse to keep playing
Where does Gary get all that hair gel? |
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