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He steals it from Koga, its all over the news you fool!
Whats teh difference between a Bananer and a ScytherrrRr?!!?!?!? |
A banana is yellow, a scyther is not unless it fell into a septic tank 0o;;
Why is my computer telling me to do the chicken dance? |
Becuse thats not about pokemon.
Why are you so stupid? |
cuz an eggsecutor threw a coconut on him....(sorry if i can't spell it right)
is there a mewthree??? |
Yes,but to get it you need mew4,which you can't get..
Why did Eevee turn into a rock? |
so he could have another evoltion......it's called rockeon...
if pikachu was president what laws would he make??? |
cheese would be an illegal substance
Why is pikachu small? |
eats small cheese...he's a small guy...(WHO BROUGHT UP THIS STUPID CHEESE STUFF ANYWAY......*sigh* but i guess i'm using it too....i'm guilty.....)
whos the oldest pokemon??? |
professor Oak.. Who changed into a human when he catched bulbasaur
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Misty's shoe.
What's Ash's shoe size? |
it's a size 22...like i see ash trip over his shoes every episode almost...
wut would yugioh and pokemon be like fused??? |
like the end of the world!
why does pokemon eat bill gates? |
cuz the pokemon want to crush all of microsofts competition so ppl will buy more gameboys then buy more pokemon games....(duh)
which pokemon would want to eat bill gates first and why??? |
Pssh, YOU of course, because I rule the world...
Am Groudon a DiGiMoNnnnnnnnN? |
yes cuz he stopped in the name of love...
who, what, where, why, and when??? |
who: imakuni? wat: alien where: y do u wanna know... stalker why: cuz i said!
when: now. |
I dunno...
What the heck did you just say? |
a rabbit died
what is the meaning of life? |
the meaning is simple my dear boy *takes out a smoking pipe* well we are all PAWNS IN A GAME OF CHESS, TEHSE TWO GUYS CALLED NAR AND CHICKADEE ARE PLAYING A VERY LONG GAME....NO ONE KNOWS WHEN THE GAME WILL END...and that my dear boy is why i eat cheese...
if raichu evolved wut would it look like and wut would his name be??? |
pikablu and it would be a waxing two headed baby!
i wish i wish i hadnt killed that fish why? |
Because he was the only one with the combinaion to your safe.
Mom:"Why did Ash eat the moldy cheeseburger?WHY?"*Cries:'( over her sons death:dead:*:D |
Because he is stupider than the poopsmith
Why does pikachu so fat |
coke
what in hecks name is a waxing two headed baby? |
Coke :D
Why is everybody a pawn in a game of chess that lasts a really long time instead of kings in a game of checkers that lasts 5 hours? |
Because jirachi doesnt want it to end, so it doesn't.
WHy Milotic basketball |
cus that doenst make sense.
why did pikachu eat a guitar??? |
because I like moldy cheesebugers.
Is a fart considered a legendary pokemon? |
sure as heck it is
who am i is? |
A guy with bad grammer.
Why am I running out of stupid pokemon questions? |
cuz ur a waxing two headed baby
why is HE running out of stupid pokemon questions? |
gliadgsjklhfgdjklfdsakjfsda
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in conclusion that's why u like marshilade..
does a waxing two headed baby have a name??? |
yup, its called Waxortanaticolorizationating.
If a Dratini died, where would they bury the survivors? |
In a cheese factory
How come Absol learns Crunch? |
Cause I ate a crunch bar
why does I type like a dratttine? |
Because Ditto ate Metagross
Why did Castform jump off the cliff? |
So it would rain
Why is a pikachu blue? |
Because Castform made it rain and made Pikachu blue
Why is Marill yellow? |
Because It ate raichu. (that is why it is so fat silly goose)
why doesn't luke fromGeneral Hospital kill alakazam |
Because Alakazam is to busy eating cheese with it's spoons madhead :P
How come Pichu learns Earthquake at level 99 if u make hold Thunderstone? |
Because he is a flying/ice type
why is mr.mime a pimp? |
Because it found a Ditto with Double Team
How come Wurmple is so strong? |
Because it thinks big
Why do pidgeots eat magicarp? (it says in the old handbook for kids that pokemon don't die, but when pidgeot eats a magikarp it dies) |
Because it can Fly and Podgeot can't, such a tragic accident that happened on purpose =P
How come Jirachi tied some ballons to it's back when it was digging underground? |
So that it became a craNE
why does mountain dew drink porkachu |
So it can mix it with Salamince pie
How come I walked through an invisible wall that Raikou made? |
who cares
why am i bored? |
Because you won't stay on topic
Why does Deoxys eat fire? |
as nature would call sometimes he gets hungry...FOR ANYTHING...
how come the people in Japan are always ahead of US??? |
Because we have to filter and translate XD
I know Porygon is never to be seen again, but why can't they at least show Porygon2? |
Because I is not the with not a am is not with to a not am is there why fat, you baffooooon!
Is a Mankey a fLaShLiGhthThtHThthdjfng? |
no it's me silly goose...ALSO MINE.....
why doesn't all of ash's pokemon evolve...i mean they been with him so long ....... |
Because it wouldn't be the series if Ash won with powerful Pokémon!
Pikachu? |
a rabbit!
y did i run out of stupid questions? |
that is still a stupid question cuz......NO ONE WILL RUN OUT OF STUPID QUESTOINS MWHAHAHAHAHAHAH .........at least i won't...
is there a hamster pokemon??? |
Yes it's called Hamtarochan
What move does Hamtarochan learn through breeding with hrgrhjhggcheeserox? |
It learns how to poopsnick!
Why does Hitmochu eat hitmolecahn? |
Because it's tasty!
Why is Wailord so much bigger than a Diglett? |
because diglett is bigger (duh)!!!
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iS i A z00m PoKeMoN??!?!/1/!?!11/1/21/12412546746 |
Who would know
Why can Magikarp swim? |
Shaz thats an easy one because it has no fins and its a elEpHaNt type!
o yeah why are pokémon, pokémon |
Beacause the other ideas were stolen
What is a pokecentre |
A place where you take your pokemon to have a dunk!!!!!!!
why is snorlaz SUPERSIZED!!!!!!!! |
cause
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Cause he had fudge01 up his a## Why is fudge01 like a snorlax |
Cause he ate to much fudge :P
wy is shaz3d like a gonbe |
cause they eat my garbage that i talk
Why is Fudge01 like a shellder |
Cause he is trying to hide away from shaz3ds garbage that he is talking
why is bulbasaur green? |
cause hes not blue!!!!!!!
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Purple
Why does mighteneya look like a dog? |
Quote:
Do cat's chase pikachu? |
only when they are dry
if a rabbit eats cheese, who will be eliminated? |
u cuzz u did enhanced nar mode on ur picture of insquinity...(chickadees will rule the world)
when will chickadees rule the world |
... *gets hit on the head with a coconut* Kanufrutesstoneahappylee!
Why are Trix for kids? |
Um,because Trix was invented by Me,? and i'm a kid/teen? Um...i think my oven is on fire?...
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u were supposed 2 ask a stupid question
if a stantler falls on a jynx, who will they bury the surviving pigs? |
they would burry a porche with a pikachu decal in the ground
is it true that there is only three legendary dogs???(suicune, raiku, entei) or was there more?? |
Yes the un-legendary shifters! Ditto, Castform, and uhhh...
What would happen if you feed your momma a Pokédex, while letting Pikachu tell you what to do? |
chaos would happen that's wut
can ditto turn into a billion dollars??? |
Yeah he can! GO catch one and tell him to!
Can snorlax eat the moon? |
'Course it can! Except it has to wait for it to be a cresent moon, 'cause then it tastes like a croissant! ^^
Can Ash turn purple? |
:laugh: If he eats your cooking he can! :laugh:
Why did pikachu whizz on Ash's pokedex then blame it on Brock? |
cuz thatz the way the world goes round silly goose
are narnians pokemon too??? |
Course! Everything on earth is Pokemon!!
Does Carole Boston Weatherford and Psyduck have the same amount of IQ? |
nope, cuz everyone is different, no two ppl are the same.
why don't pokemon wear spike shoes ?? |
Because they would tickle
Why can't Salamence learn Ice Beam? |
because salamence thinks that the ice beam will eat him in his sleep.
Is mareep a basic pokemon? |
no, its a stage 43
why do charizard chase hares? |
cuz it saw a cartoon and got the idea that to be cool you have to chase things....(hares)
am i the best pokemon trainer??? |
No, because I am. T_T
Why did the dead Pikachu cross the road? o_O;; |
cuz it was really a Gyarados
Who is Mewtwo's brother? |
Zapdos can't you see the resemblance >_>.
What does Pichu evolve into? XD. |
MAN THATS AN EASY ONE of course it evolves into igglybuff they look exactly the same
What are pokemon? |
Simple there umm...Very slow monters XD.
What is the purpose of the water stone? |
To turn you into water
why does Bagon commit suicide? |
because I told him to.
Why is everything pokemon? |
cuz yo' Momma!
Why can't Diglett fly? |
because I grabbed an axe
why is gyrados small? |
cuz Magikarp slapped him too many times
Why is Ash's Pikachu the spawn of Satan? |
Because I am too!
why am I the spawn of satan? |
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