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jokestr2004 June 4th, 2004 8:28 AM

He steals it from Koga, its all over the news you fool!

Whats teh difference between a Bananer and a ScytherrrRr?!!?!?!?

AngelWolfie June 4th, 2004 11:32 PM

A banana is yellow, a scyther is not unless it fell into a septic tank 0o;;

Why is my computer telling me to do the chicken dance?

Jirachi3 June 6th, 2004 3:43 AM

Becuse thats not about pokemon.

Why are you so stupid?

ryrygt June 6th, 2004 8:01 AM

cuz an eggsecutor threw a coconut on him....(sorry if i can't spell it right)

is there a mewthree???

Amy-chan June 6th, 2004 8:09 AM

Yes,but to get it you need mew4,which you can't get..

Why did Eevee turn into a rock?

ryrygt June 6th, 2004 9:18 AM

so he could have another evoltion......it's called rockeon...

if pikachu was president what laws would he make???

Fox_Die June 6th, 2004 9:36 AM

cheese would be an illegal substance

Why is pikachu small?

ryrygt June 6th, 2004 9:38 AM

eats small cheese...he's a small guy...(WHO BROUGHT UP THIS STUPID CHEESE STUFF ANYWAY......*sigh* but i guess i'm using it too....i'm guilty.....)

whos the oldest pokemon???

Intuition June 6th, 2004 10:09 AM

professor Oak.. Who changed into a human when he catched bulbasaur

Masterofthelight June 6th, 2004 10:21 AM

Misty's shoe.

What's Ash's shoe size?

ryrygt June 6th, 2004 2:07 PM

it's a size 22...like i see ash trip over his shoes every episode almost...

wut would yugioh and pokemon be like fused???

lil' jose June 6th, 2004 2:24 PM

like the end of the world!

why does pokemon eat bill gates?

ryrygt June 6th, 2004 2:33 PM

cuz the pokemon want to crush all of microsofts competition so ppl will buy more gameboys then buy more pokemon games....(duh)

which pokemon would want to eat bill gates first and why???

jokestr2004 June 6th, 2004 3:32 PM

Pssh, YOU of course, because I rule the world...

Am Groudon a DiGiMoNnnnnnnnN?

ryrygt June 6th, 2004 4:18 PM

yes cuz he stopped in the name of love...

who, what, where, why, and when???

Imakuni? June 6th, 2004 5:50 PM

who: imakuni? wat: alien where: y do u wanna know... stalker why: cuz i said!
when: now.

Jirachi3 June 7th, 2004 10:42 AM

I dunno...

What the heck did you just say?

Shinin June 7th, 2004 11:36 AM

a rabbit died

what is the meaning of life?

ryrygt June 7th, 2004 12:49 PM

the meaning is simple my dear boy *takes out a smoking pipe* well we are all PAWNS IN A GAME OF CHESS, TEHSE TWO GUYS CALLED NAR AND CHICKADEE ARE PLAYING A VERY LONG GAME....NO ONE KNOWS WHEN THE GAME WILL END...and that my dear boy is why i eat cheese...

if raichu evolved wut would it look like and wut would his name be???

Imakuni? June 7th, 2004 12:58 PM

pikablu and it would be a waxing two headed baby!

i wish i wish i hadnt killed that fish why?

Jirachi3 June 7th, 2004 1:18 PM

Because he was the only one with the combinaion to your safe.

Mom:"Why did Ash eat the moldy cheeseburger?WHY?"*Cries:'( over her sons death:dead:*:D

lil' jose June 7th, 2004 1:23 PM

Because he is stupider than the poopsmith

Why does pikachu so fat

Imakuni? June 7th, 2004 1:26 PM

coke

what in hecks name is a waxing two headed baby?

Jirachi3 June 7th, 2004 1:27 PM

Coke :D


Why is everybody a pawn in a game of chess that lasts a really long time instead of kings in a game of checkers that lasts 5 hours?

lil' jose June 7th, 2004 1:30 PM

Because jirachi doesnt want it to end, so it doesn't.

WHy Milotic basketball

Imakuni? June 7th, 2004 1:32 PM

cus that doenst make sense.
why did pikachu eat a guitar???

Jirachi3 June 7th, 2004 1:32 PM

because I like moldy cheesebugers.

Is a fart considered a legendary pokemon?

Imakuni? June 7th, 2004 1:34 PM

sure as heck it is

who am i is?

Jirachi3 June 7th, 2004 1:35 PM

A guy with bad grammer.

Why am I running out of stupid pokemon questions?

Imakuni? June 7th, 2004 1:41 PM

cuz ur a waxing two headed baby

why is HE running out of stupid pokemon questions?

Shinin June 7th, 2004 2:11 PM

gliadgsjklhfgdjklfdsakjfsda

?

ryrygt June 8th, 2004 9:02 AM

in conclusion that's why u like marshilade..

does a waxing two headed baby have a name???

Shinin June 8th, 2004 9:59 AM

yup, its called Waxortanaticolorizationating.

If a Dratini died, where would they bury the survivors?

IceKitten June 8th, 2004 10:49 AM

In a cheese factory

How come Absol learns Crunch?

lil' jose June 8th, 2004 11:02 AM

Cause I ate a crunch bar

why does I type like a dratttine?

IceKitten June 8th, 2004 11:10 AM

Because Ditto ate Metagross


Why did Castform jump off the cliff?

Jacob Madrox June 8th, 2004 11:21 AM

So it would rain

Why is a pikachu blue?

IceKitten June 8th, 2004 11:23 AM

Because Castform made it rain and made Pikachu blue

Why is Marill yellow?

lil' jose June 8th, 2004 11:36 AM

Because It ate raichu. (that is why it is so fat silly goose)

why doesn't luke fromGeneral Hospital kill alakazam

IceKitten June 8th, 2004 12:01 PM

Because Alakazam is to busy eating cheese with it's spoons madhead :P


How come Pichu learns Earthquake at level 99 if u make hold Thunderstone?

lil' jose June 8th, 2004 12:03 PM

Because he is a flying/ice type

why is mr.mime a pimp?

IceKitten June 8th, 2004 12:05 PM

Because it found a Ditto with Double Team

How come Wurmple is so strong?

lil' jose June 8th, 2004 12:09 PM

Because it thinks big

Why do pidgeots eat magicarp? (it says in the old handbook for kids that pokemon don't die, but when pidgeot eats a magikarp it dies)

IceKitten June 8th, 2004 12:15 PM

Because it can Fly and Podgeot can't, such a tragic accident that happened on purpose =P

How come Jirachi tied some ballons to it's back when it was digging underground?

lil' jose June 8th, 2004 12:21 PM

So that it became a craNE

why does mountain dew drink porkachu

IceKitten June 8th, 2004 12:34 PM

So it can mix it with Salamince pie

How come I walked through an invisible wall that Raikou made?

Shinin June 8th, 2004 4:55 PM

who cares

why am i bored?

lil' jose June 8th, 2004 5:13 PM

Because you won't stay on topic

Why does Deoxys eat fire?

ryrygt June 9th, 2004 10:10 AM

as nature would call sometimes he gets hungry...FOR ANYTHING...

how come the people in Japan are always ahead of US???

Porygon June 9th, 2004 12:01 PM

Because we have to filter and translate XD

I know Porygon is never to be seen again, but why can't they at least show Porygon2?

jokestr2004 June 9th, 2004 12:03 PM

Because I is not the with not a am is not with to a not am is there why fat, you baffooooon!

Is a Mankey a fLaShLiGhthThtHThthdjfng?

ryrygt June 9th, 2004 12:08 PM

no it's me silly goose...ALSO MINE.....

why doesn't all of ash's pokemon evolve...i mean they been with him so long .......

Porygon June 9th, 2004 12:19 PM

Because it wouldn't be the series if Ash won with powerful Pokémon!

Pikachu?

Shinin June 9th, 2004 3:25 PM

a rabbit!

y did i run out of stupid questions?

ryrygt June 10th, 2004 11:05 AM

that is still a stupid question cuz......NO ONE WILL RUN OUT OF STUPID QUESTOINS MWHAHAHAHAHAHAH .........at least i won't...

is there a hamster pokemon???

IceKitten June 10th, 2004 11:23 AM

Yes it's called Hamtarochan

What move does Hamtarochan learn through breeding with hrgrhjhggcheeserox?

lil' jose June 10th, 2004 11:31 AM

It learns how to poopsnick!

Why does Hitmochu eat hitmolecahn?

Porygon June 10th, 2004 11:52 AM

Because it's tasty!

Why is Wailord so much bigger than a Diglett?

Shinin June 10th, 2004 1:26 PM

because diglett is bigger (duh)!!!

?

jokestr2004 June 10th, 2004 9:39 PM

!

iS i A z00m PoKeMoN??!?!/1/!?!11/1/21/12412546746

shaz3d June 10th, 2004 10:17 PM

Who would know

Why can Magikarp swim?

fudge01 June 10th, 2004 10:20 PM

Shaz thats an easy one because it has no fins and its a elEpHaNt type!

o yeah why are pokémon, pokémon

shaz3d June 10th, 2004 10:28 PM

Beacause the other ideas were stolen

What is a pokecentre

fudge01 June 10th, 2004 10:30 PM

A place where you take your pokemon to have a dunk!!!!!!!

why is snorlaz SUPERSIZED!!!!!!!!

shaz3d June 10th, 2004 10:35 PM

cause
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by fudge01
A place where you take your pokemon to have a dunk!!!!!!!

why is snorlaz SUPERSIZED!!!!!!!!


Cause he had fudge01 up his a##

Why is fudge01 like a snorlax

fudge01 June 10th, 2004 10:36 PM

Cause he ate to much fudge :P

wy is shaz3d like a gonbe

shaz3d June 10th, 2004 10:39 PM

cause they eat my garbage that i talk

Why is Fudge01 like a shellder

fudge01 June 10th, 2004 10:41 PM

Cause he is trying to hide away from shaz3ds garbage that he is talking

why is bulbasaur green?

shaz3d June 10th, 2004 10:45 PM

cause hes not blue!!!!!!!

Fox_Die June 11th, 2004 8:51 AM

Purple

Why does mighteneya look like a dog?

Master June 11th, 2004 12:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lt. Surge
Purple

Why does mighteneya look like a dog?

Because he is a wolf!

Do cat's chase pikachu?

Shinin June 11th, 2004 12:44 PM

only when they are dry

if a rabbit eats cheese, who will be eliminated?

ryrygt June 11th, 2004 1:40 PM

u cuzz u did enhanced nar mode on ur picture of insquinity...(chickadees will rule the world)

when will chickadees rule the world

Shinin June 11th, 2004 5:05 PM

... *gets hit on the head with a coconut* Kanufrutesstoneahappylee!

Why are Trix for kids?

Rated R Superstar™ June 11th, 2004 5:33 PM

Um,because Trix was invented by Me,? and i'm a kid/teen? Um...i think my oven is on fire?...

Shinin June 12th, 2004 4:22 AM

u were supposed 2 ask a stupid question


if a stantler falls on a jynx, who will they bury the surviving pigs?

ryrygt June 12th, 2004 6:25 AM

they would burry a porche with a pikachu decal in the ground

is it true that there is only three legendary dogs???(suicune, raiku, entei) or was there more??

Jeremy June 12th, 2004 9:04 AM

Yes the un-legendary shifters! Ditto, Castform, and uhhh...

What would happen if you feed your momma a Pokédex, while letting Pikachu tell you what to do?

ryrygt June 12th, 2004 5:02 PM

chaos would happen that's wut

can ditto turn into a billion dollars???

lil' jose June 12th, 2004 5:06 PM

Yeah he can! GO catch one and tell him to!

Can snorlax eat the moon?

ScArLetSkye June 12th, 2004 5:30 PM

'Course it can! Except it has to wait for it to be a cresent moon, 'cause then it tastes like a croissant! ^^

Can Ash turn purple?

Jirachi3 June 12th, 2004 6:41 PM

:laugh: If he eats your cooking he can! :laugh:

Why did pikachu whizz on Ash's pokedex then blame it on Brock?

ryrygt June 13th, 2004 5:46 AM

cuz thatz the way the world goes round silly goose

are narnians pokemon too???

jynx June 13th, 2004 10:11 AM

Course! Everything on earth is Pokemon!!

Does Carole Boston Weatherford and Psyduck have the same amount of IQ?

ryrygt June 13th, 2004 12:31 PM

nope, cuz everyone is different, no two ppl are the same.

why don't pokemon wear spike shoes ??

IceKitten June 13th, 2004 12:51 PM

Because they would tickle

Why can't Salamence learn Ice Beam?

BlackDragonite June 13th, 2004 2:37 PM

because salamence thinks that the ice beam will eat him in his sleep.

Is mareep a basic pokemon?

Shinin June 13th, 2004 3:11 PM

no, its a stage 43

why do charizard chase hares?

ryrygt June 13th, 2004 4:34 PM

cuz it saw a cartoon and got the idea that to be cool you have to chase things....(hares)

am i the best pokemon trainer???

T-Master June 13th, 2004 6:06 PM

No, because I am. T_T

Why did the dead Pikachu cross the road? o_O;;

Timbjerr June 13th, 2004 11:07 PM

cuz it was really a Gyarados

Who is Mewtwo's brother?

usami June 13th, 2004 11:15 PM

Zapdos can't you see the resemblance >_>.
What does Pichu evolve into? XD.

fudge01 June 13th, 2004 11:22 PM

MAN THATS AN EASY ONE of course it evolves into igglybuff they look exactly the same
What are pokemon?

usami June 13th, 2004 11:26 PM

Simple there umm...Very slow monters XD.
What is the purpose of the water stone?

Flygon trainer June 14th, 2004 12:15 AM

To turn you into water

why does Bagon commit suicide?

Jirachi3 June 14th, 2004 6:19 AM

because I told him to.

Why is everything pokemon?

Timbjerr June 14th, 2004 8:24 AM

cuz yo' Momma!

Why can't Diglett fly?

Jacob Madrox June 14th, 2004 8:58 AM

because I grabbed an axe

why is gyrados small?

Timbjerr June 14th, 2004 9:11 AM

cuz Magikarp slapped him too many times

Why is Ash's Pikachu the spawn of Satan?

Jacob Madrox June 14th, 2004 9:44 AM

Because I am too!

why am I the spawn of satan?


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