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IceKitten June 23rd, 2004 11:30 AM

Because it wants to evolve into jfnvuubvuvbbvbyix

How many pieces of cheese does it take?

Ninetales1 June 23rd, 2004 11:36 AM

To do what, build a cheese monument in Donut City?

What's the purpose of the design on Xatu's body?

lil' jose June 23rd, 2004 9:58 PM

To eat its pizza parasites

Why does mew32948457982745094735 want to blow mew up?

Cyndaquil June 24th, 2004 1:03 AM

Because it want to look at itself.

Why does Brock like Brunos Pokemon?

Toothache June 24th, 2004 8:27 AM

Cos Bruno is secretly a Rock type trainer :-p

How much Sudowoodo could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck Sudowoodo?

Timbjerr June 24th, 2004 12:17 PM

it can't chuck a sudowoodo, cuz Sudowoodo isn't chuckable O_o

If Lance was a superhero, what would his superpower be?

Cyndaquil June 24th, 2004 12:22 PM

Pokeball-bombarding... ^^

Why is not Lance bored for staying at the same little place in infinine time in the E4!? (Had always wondered that! :P

Timbjerr June 24th, 2004 12:23 PM

Cuz he brought magazines to read...

who is Mew's daddY?

Cyndaquil June 24th, 2004 12:27 PM

Mewtwo... Or not, Mewtwo is her's son, or... or... eh, Lance! ^^

Who is Mewtwo's daddy? :P

Jeremy June 24th, 2004 1:55 PM

Mewthree! The attractive sister's cousin's roommate of Mew4.0!

Uhh is Pokémon legal?

lil' jose June 24th, 2004 2:23 PM

No it is just like drugs.

Is Homestar Runner a pokeman?

PichuSecretBase June 24th, 2004 2:34 PM

No he's a Digimon!

Will Almond From Magical Pokemon Journey marry Ash?

lil' jose June 24th, 2004 5:37 PM

Yeah man!

Is pokemon proffeser pikakachu a toyokamon?

Cyndaquil June 25th, 2004 1:33 AM

No, it's a Ditto transformed into a Pikakachu...

How many magazines does Lance brought with him?

igtica June 25th, 2004 1:47 AM

Enough to keep up on the recent fashion updates.

Why does Prof. Oak like cheese and tea?

Cyndaquil June 25th, 2004 1:49 AM

I asked how many magazines Lance broght with him, not anything other... <.<
But your answer: Because Gary don not...

How many magazines does Lance brought with him?

ryrygt June 25th, 2004 6:40 AM

this many (holds up fingers)

is pikachu or bulbasaur or aipom part of the snarf, me, and the twins club?

Cyndaquil June 25th, 2004 7:49 AM

No, because Pikachu, Bulbasaur and Aipom are not the same type...

Why does not Lance brough more magazines than 10?

+el_pal June 25th, 2004 7:52 AM

Because Lance doesn't know what the next number after ten is.

Why does Lance not know what the next number after ten is?

lil' jose June 25th, 2004 7:59 AM

Cause his dragonite never taught him!

WHy is pudding resemble muk?

MysticGrandpaGohan June 25th, 2004 6:51 PM

because muk was originally a cup of pudding that expired and joined with 205 more puudings that made it so big.

Why Isn't Ash a girl?

Timbjerr June 25th, 2004 7:22 PM

because his daddy doesn't have an X chomosome.

Who is Ash's dad?

Blitz~2005 June 25th, 2004 7:23 PM

his mum is his dad

who is ashes real mum

Intuition June 26th, 2004 4:52 AM

Misty.. Se did it with an ape.. That's why ash lookes and behaves like one!

How many Mew's are there?

jynx June 26th, 2004 6:03 AM

I think its 386 Mews.

Why does Ash like ketchup?

Pincushion June 26th, 2004 6:38 AM

Because he likes hotdogs?

How'd you get picachu on a bus?

ryrygt June 26th, 2004 6:51 AM

i snarfed and i sanrfed and i blew his house down......so he had to live in a bus like a hippy :) teehe*

mesa no salsa like a taraban bulbasaur right?

jynx June 26th, 2004 10:12 AM

I thought he liked Kantoan Bulbasaur!

How can I put a Wailord in a fridge?

Timbjerr June 26th, 2004 1:23 PM

buy a really big refridgerator.

What came first, the Pidgey or the Egg?

ryrygt June 26th, 2004 7:16 PM

well my dear lad *smokes another pipe* back in 72 my grandpa told me a pretty dang good story so here it goes...THE SNARF CAME FIRST ...yep that's about it...

can i use oust (air freshener) on gloom??

Eliana June 27th, 2004 4:36 AM

how many machop does it take to switch a lightbulb? XD

Pincushion June 27th, 2004 4:40 AM

eh 2 one to stand by the switch the other to put the new one in!

Knock Knock whos there?

Eliana June 27th, 2004 4:48 AM

Whos there?
I wanna do my knock kncok joke next!

jynx June 27th, 2004 4:48 AM

Jynx's there.

Why can't you take baths with your Pokemon?

Eliana June 27th, 2004 4:52 AM

because their pokeballs dont float? lol that made no sense did it?

Cyndaquil June 27th, 2004 5:00 AM

Yes, I do.

Why does this thread is funny?

Eliana June 27th, 2004 5:11 AM

Because the Swablus are pecking at it lol
Knock knock!

Blitz~2005 June 27th, 2004 5:21 AM

who's there ??????????????????

Eliana June 27th, 2004 5:25 AM

CAT!
Lol This is very badly thought of o_0

jynx June 27th, 2004 8:28 AM

Re eliana: Where's your question? (Its in your mind)
-----------------------------------------
Can a Lapras read eliana's mind?

Eliana June 27th, 2004 4:14 PM

lol im in thr middle of a knock knock joke

+el_pal June 27th, 2004 4:27 PM

Back on track: Cat who? (to Eli)

Eliana June 28th, 2004 3:41 AM

Cat Er.........pie! Lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ryrygt June 28th, 2004 5:56 AM

haha.........not........u guys screwed this thread........neway.........

how come my goldfish died????????

Eliana June 28th, 2004 2:24 PM

cuz Muk- muked up the water :P
um.... i cant think of anythign lol

Ninetales1 June 28th, 2004 11:44 PM

Well, if you can't come up with anything...

Is there a way to get Eevee to evolve if I can't make it happy or find a stone?

Eliana June 29th, 2004 4:09 AM

um i dont think so but ask alakazam hes like a super computer y'know

ryrygt June 29th, 2004 8:22 AM

eliana would u stop messing up this thread geez just make up a question anything for Pete's sake...whos ur uncle...

why isn't pikachu black?

Fox_Die June 29th, 2004 8:30 AM

^ because its blue XD

> how many eyes does araidos have?

Eliana June 29th, 2004 1:10 PM

More then Spinirak and geez ryrygt chill im not trying to mess anything up....
why did the spearow cross the road?

+el_pal June 29th, 2004 1:42 PM

So he could be run over.

Why didn't Mewtwo get a broken arm?

Eliana June 29th, 2004 1:48 PM

because he cann recover XD
Why was lugia angry at magikarp?

+el_pal June 29th, 2004 1:49 PM

Because Magikarp said that he despised him
Why doesn't Ash be named Timmy?! (lol, that was bad)

Eliana June 29th, 2004 1:51 PM

lol because other wise he wouldnt be the chosen one :P

why is misty called misty?

+el_pal June 29th, 2004 1:53 PM

Because her head is filled with mist :P

Why didn't May kill Absol when she had the chance? XD

Eliana June 29th, 2004 2:16 PM

Because....uh......she caught it! lol what do magikarp and torkoal have in common?

+el_pal June 29th, 2004 3:57 PM

They are both Pokemon XD
Why doesn't Syther kill me?! lol

Eliana June 29th, 2004 4:19 PM

because scyther is "nicer" lol!
Um what is the difference betwen plusle and minun?

+el_pal June 29th, 2004 4:22 PM

One is not a moron XD
Why is Syther so nice not to kill me?!

Eliana June 29th, 2004 4:36 PM

because his name rhymes with nicer! lol!
Uhhhh hiow long does it take machamp to do his homework?

Mudkip84 June 29th, 2004 5:12 PM

I don`t think he does....

Why do mudkip like Peaches?

Eliana June 29th, 2004 5:34 PM

because they are uhhhhhhhh watery? lol
Why did the treecko hit the torchik with his stick?

jynx June 30th, 2004 4:19 AM

Cause he want to know if the stick works!

Why did Gardevoir hit Jynx with a tennis racket?

ryrygt June 30th, 2004 7:31 AM

cuz jynx tried to kiss gardevoir

does bulbasaur have snarf me and the twins collection?

jynx June 30th, 2004 7:51 AM

I thought it has to kick you instead!

How come Lorelei looks so different from time to time?

Timbjerr June 30th, 2004 8:09 AM

Because she's really a Ditto

Why do they call Ho-oh a rainbow pokemon when it really only has like three colors on it: red, orange, yellow

jynx June 30th, 2004 8:15 AM

Coz the cartoon ran out of colors...

What kind of food does Jynx like?

jokestr2004 June 30th, 2004 8:21 AM

Vanilla Ice :P

How is Ash a Max without first catching a Gary from Mistywood City?!?!?!?!?

jynx June 30th, 2004 8:55 AM

Coz he is Max. (He used double team in TV)

Why does Lorelei have big yucky horrible b0()p$?

Eliana June 30th, 2004 1:12 PM

Ummmm thats kind of inapropriate Jynx.....

Timbjerr June 30th, 2004 1:14 PM

her boobies aren't yucky...some people find them attractive...

Why did the Combusken cross the road?

Eliana June 30th, 2004 2:19 PM

Gyuys sorry im gonna have to leave this topic....if i am not mistanken that was hentai...... sorry i just dont want to get in trouble if someone says its okay il come back....

Timbjerr June 30th, 2004 7:11 PM

come on...if anyone knows Hentai, I do, and that is not near as bad as real hentai. Real hentai is pictures of naked anime characters, uhh...doing it.

Just commenting on an anime girl's breasts isn't that bad. But if that kind of stuff offends, I can add a rule forbidding that kind of talk...I'm this forum's moderator, I can do that.

back on topic: Why did the Combusken cross the road?

jokestr2004 June 30th, 2004 7:13 PM

(ohno! dont do that! :P )
So he could get to Home Depot on the other side..

Why did the Onyx make the traffic all slow and congested?

MysticGrandpaGohan July 1st, 2004 1:55 AM

Cause he wanted to.:P

Why is Ash Ketchup always get lost???/

ryrygt July 1st, 2004 6:15 AM

cuz history tends to repeat itself

if pikachu was a girl...would it have chocobos coming out of its ear?

Golden Groudon July 1st, 2004 8:07 AM

A:I'd hate to think of that.
Q:Why does groudon battle kyogre and gets all muddy?

Ninetales1 July 3rd, 2004 1:00 AM

That's because Groudon's stupid and always fights in the rain and forgets to wear galoshes.

Uhhh... Where do rainbows come from?

Timbjerr July 3rd, 2004 2:12 PM

Ho-oh poops the rainbow out.

Why is Sunkern so uber?

ryrygt July 4th, 2004 8:57 AM

cuz his name is bruce almighty

What if God was one of us, just a slob like one of us?

Eliana July 4th, 2004 9:26 AM

Okay i guess im back! :P
He would probably be part of the Elite four XD
What did the Crystal Version say to the Yellow Version?

Timbjerr July 4th, 2004 2:20 PM

I'm leeter than j00!!!111

Why does Dragonite use Hyper Beam on it's opponent?

Eliana July 4th, 2004 3:52 PM

Because it was it was hyperactive! :P
why did the pidgey sand attack the gyarados?

jynx July 6th, 2004 9:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eliana
Gyuys sorry im gonna have to leave this topic....if i am not mistanken that was hentai...... sorry i just dont want to get in trouble if someone says its okay il come back....

That's not even PG! o_O||||
------------------------------------------
>why did the pidgey sand attack the gyarados?
Coz it wants Gyarados's teeth to be yellow.

Why didn't Gyarados's teeth turn yellow?

Jacob Madrox July 7th, 2004 9:42 PM

lol Xd because he didnt eat his cabbage when he was younger!

Why is Scyther Fire type?

Soph July 7th, 2004 9:44 PM

Because ash ketchum owned it.

Why?

Timbjerr July 7th, 2004 9:54 PM

Cuz Steven Said so!

Why is Misty soo feminine?

Soph July 7th, 2004 10:14 PM

she went to boarding school.

why did my pokemon scratch me?

Jacob Madrox July 7th, 2004 10:23 PM

Becuase it licked me

Why did Skamory eat me?

Ninetales1 July 8th, 2004 1:25 AM

It figured it could use the iron in your body...

HELP!! My Jigglypuff popped while inflating itself! What should I do?

jynx July 8th, 2004 1:42 AM

You should pump it with a fish tank pump.

Why did Haunter and Duskull kick me at the same time?

Jacob Madrox July 8th, 2004 2:18 AM

Because I payed them to! :laugh:

why is Skarmory blue?

jynx July 8th, 2004 2:40 AM

Coz I painted it with acrylic, and found out that acrylic is insoluble in water.

Why is Carole Boston Weatherford's IQ lower than Slowpoke?

MysticGrandpaGohan July 8th, 2004 7:55 AM

Q:Why is Carole Boston Weatherford's IQ lower than Slowpoke?

A:Because Carole Boston Weatherford never completed elementary school.

Q:Who is Carole Boston Weatherford?

~MysticGrandpaGohan~

ryrygt July 8th, 2004 9:20 AM

she is disguised as a hamster who is really disguised as cheese!

does www.pikachusnarfedmarharharhar.org exist?

MysticGrandpaGohan July 8th, 2004 7:39 PM

Yes, It exist! It doesn't exist on your computer because you didn't give your computer drink coke!

How many litres of coke do computers drink regularly?

~MysticGrandpaGohan~

Timbjerr July 8th, 2004 8:47 PM

17

Why is Slowpoke soo friggin' fast?

rayquaza master z July 8th, 2004 9:02 PM

becase it was caugt in a fast ball

y are unknown called unknown if theyv already been seen?

jynx July 9th, 2004 5:23 AM

Because the people who translate it are stupid!

How come Gardevoir's French but Articuno Spanish?

MysticGrandpaGohan July 9th, 2004 6:35 AM

Because their both Italian!

Why isn't Ash a potato?

~MysticGrandpaGohan~


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