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Because it wants to evolve into jfnvuubvuvbbvbyix
How many pieces of cheese does it take? |
To do what, build a cheese monument in Donut City?
What's the purpose of the design on Xatu's body? |
To eat its pizza parasites
Why does mew32948457982745094735 want to blow mew up? |
Because it want to look at itself.
Why does Brock like Brunos Pokemon? |
Cos Bruno is secretly a Rock type trainer :-p
How much Sudowoodo could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck Sudowoodo? |
it can't chuck a sudowoodo, cuz Sudowoodo isn't chuckable O_o
If Lance was a superhero, what would his superpower be? |
Pokeball-bombarding... ^^
Why is not Lance bored for staying at the same little place in infinine time in the E4!? (Had always wondered that! :P |
Cuz he brought magazines to read...
who is Mew's daddY? |
Mewtwo... Or not, Mewtwo is her's son, or... or... eh, Lance! ^^
Who is Mewtwo's daddy? :P |
Mewthree! The attractive sister's cousin's roommate of Mew4.0!
Uhh is Pokémon legal? |
No it is just like drugs.
Is Homestar Runner a pokeman? |
No he's a Digimon!
Will Almond From Magical Pokemon Journey marry Ash? |
Yeah man!
Is pokemon proffeser pikakachu a toyokamon? |
No, it's a Ditto transformed into a Pikakachu...
How many magazines does Lance brought with him? |
Enough to keep up on the recent fashion updates.
Why does Prof. Oak like cheese and tea? |
I asked how many magazines Lance broght with him, not anything other... <.<
But your answer: Because Gary don not... How many magazines does Lance brought with him? |
this many (holds up fingers)
is pikachu or bulbasaur or aipom part of the snarf, me, and the twins club? |
No, because Pikachu, Bulbasaur and Aipom are not the same type...
Why does not Lance brough more magazines than 10? |
Because Lance doesn't know what the next number after ten is.
Why does Lance not know what the next number after ten is? |
Cause his dragonite never taught him!
WHy is pudding resemble muk? |
because muk was originally a cup of pudding that expired and joined with 205 more puudings that made it so big.
Why Isn't Ash a girl? |
because his daddy doesn't have an X chomosome.
Who is Ash's dad? |
his mum is his dad
who is ashes real mum |
Misty.. Se did it with an ape.. That's why ash lookes and behaves like one!
How many Mew's are there? |
I think its 386 Mews.
Why does Ash like ketchup? |
Because he likes hotdogs?
How'd you get picachu on a bus? |
i snarfed and i sanrfed and i blew his house down......so he had to live in a bus like a hippy :) teehe*
mesa no salsa like a taraban bulbasaur right? |
I thought he liked Kantoan Bulbasaur!
How can I put a Wailord in a fridge? |
buy a really big refridgerator.
What came first, the Pidgey or the Egg? |
well my dear lad *smokes another pipe* back in 72 my grandpa told me a pretty dang good story so here it goes...THE SNARF CAME FIRST ...yep that's about it...
can i use oust (air freshener) on gloom?? |
how many machop does it take to switch a lightbulb? XD
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eh 2 one to stand by the switch the other to put the new one in!
Knock Knock whos there? |
Whos there?
I wanna do my knock kncok joke next! |
Jynx's there.
Why can't you take baths with your Pokemon? |
because their pokeballs dont float? lol that made no sense did it?
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Yes, I do.
Why does this thread is funny? |
Because the Swablus are pecking at it lol
Knock knock! |
who's there ??????????????????
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CAT!
Lol This is very badly thought of o_0 |
Re eliana: Where's your question? (Its in your mind)
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lol im in thr middle of a knock knock joke
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Back on track: Cat who? (to Eli)
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Cat Er.........pie! Lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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haha.........not........u guys screwed this thread........neway.........
how come my goldfish died???????? |
cuz Muk- muked up the water :P
um.... i cant think of anythign lol |
Well, if you can't come up with anything...
Is there a way to get Eevee to evolve if I can't make it happy or find a stone? |
um i dont think so but ask alakazam hes like a super computer y'know
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eliana would u stop messing up this thread geez just make up a question anything for Pete's sake...whos ur uncle...
why isn't pikachu black? |
^ because its blue XD
> how many eyes does araidos have? |
More then Spinirak and geez ryrygt chill im not trying to mess anything up....
why did the spearow cross the road? |
So he could be run over.
Why didn't Mewtwo get a broken arm? |
because he cann recover XD
Why was lugia angry at magikarp? |
Because Magikarp said that he despised him
Why doesn't Ash be named Timmy?! (lol, that was bad) |
lol because other wise he wouldnt be the chosen one :P
why is misty called misty? |
Because her head is filled with mist :P
Why didn't May kill Absol when she had the chance? XD |
Because....uh......she caught it! lol what do magikarp and torkoal have in common?
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They are both Pokemon XD
Why doesn't Syther kill me?! lol |
because scyther is "nicer" lol!
Um what is the difference betwen plusle and minun? |
One is not a moron XD
Why is Syther so nice not to kill me?! |
because his name rhymes with nicer! lol!
Uhhhh hiow long does it take machamp to do his homework? |
I don`t think he does....
Why do mudkip like Peaches? |
because they are uhhhhhhhh watery? lol
Why did the treecko hit the torchik with his stick? |
Cause he want to know if the stick works!
Why did Gardevoir hit Jynx with a tennis racket? |
cuz jynx tried to kiss gardevoir
does bulbasaur have snarf me and the twins collection? |
I thought it has to kick you instead!
How come Lorelei looks so different from time to time? |
Because she's really a Ditto
Why do they call Ho-oh a rainbow pokemon when it really only has like three colors on it: red, orange, yellow |
Coz the cartoon ran out of colors...
What kind of food does Jynx like? |
Vanilla Ice :P
How is Ash a Max without first catching a Gary from Mistywood City?!?!?!?!? |
Coz he is Max. (He used double team in TV)
Why does Lorelei have big yucky horrible b0()p$? |
Ummmm thats kind of inapropriate Jynx.....
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her boobies aren't yucky...some people find them attractive...
Why did the Combusken cross the road? |
Gyuys sorry im gonna have to leave this topic....if i am not mistanken that was hentai...... sorry i just dont want to get in trouble if someone says its okay il come back....
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come on...if anyone knows Hentai, I do, and that is not near as bad as real hentai. Real hentai is pictures of naked anime characters, uhh...doing it.
Just commenting on an anime girl's breasts isn't that bad. But if that kind of stuff offends, I can add a rule forbidding that kind of talk...I'm this forum's moderator, I can do that. back on topic: Why did the Combusken cross the road? |
(ohno! dont do that! :P )
So he could get to Home Depot on the other side.. Why did the Onyx make the traffic all slow and congested? |
Cause he wanted to.:P
Why is Ash Ketchup always get lost???/ |
cuz history tends to repeat itself
if pikachu was a girl...would it have chocobos coming out of its ear? |
A:I'd hate to think of that.
Q:Why does groudon battle kyogre and gets all muddy? |
That's because Groudon's stupid and always fights in the rain and forgets to wear galoshes.
Uhhh... Where do rainbows come from? |
Ho-oh poops the rainbow out.
Why is Sunkern so uber? |
cuz his name is bruce almighty
What if God was one of us, just a slob like one of us? |
Okay i guess im back! :P
He would probably be part of the Elite four XD What did the Crystal Version say to the Yellow Version? |
I'm leeter than j00!!!111
Why does Dragonite use Hyper Beam on it's opponent? |
Because it was it was hyperactive! :P
why did the pidgey sand attack the gyarados? |
Quote:
------------------------------------------ >why did the pidgey sand attack the gyarados? Coz it wants Gyarados's teeth to be yellow. Why didn't Gyarados's teeth turn yellow? |
lol Xd because he didnt eat his cabbage when he was younger!
Why is Scyther Fire type? |
Because ash ketchum owned it.
Why? |
Cuz Steven Said so!
Why is Misty soo feminine? |
she went to boarding school.
why did my pokemon scratch me? |
Becuase it licked me
Why did Skamory eat me? |
It figured it could use the iron in your body...
HELP!! My Jigglypuff popped while inflating itself! What should I do? |
You should pump it with a fish tank pump.
Why did Haunter and Duskull kick me at the same time? |
Because I payed them to! :laugh:
why is Skarmory blue? |
Coz I painted it with acrylic, and found out that acrylic is insoluble in water.
Why is Carole Boston Weatherford's IQ lower than Slowpoke? |
Q:Why is Carole Boston Weatherford's IQ lower than Slowpoke?
A:Because Carole Boston Weatherford never completed elementary school. Q:Who is Carole Boston Weatherford? ~MysticGrandpaGohan~ |
she is disguised as a hamster who is really disguised as cheese!
does www.pikachusnarfedmarharharhar.org exist? |
Yes, It exist! It doesn't exist on your computer because you didn't give your computer drink coke!
How many litres of coke do computers drink regularly? ~MysticGrandpaGohan~ |
17
Why is Slowpoke soo friggin' fast? |
becase it was caugt in a fast ball
y are unknown called unknown if theyv already been seen? |
Because the people who translate it are stupid!
How come Gardevoir's French but Articuno Spanish? |
Because their both Italian!
Why isn't Ash a potato? ~MysticGrandpaGohan~ |
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