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swordkirby537 May 29th, 2004 12:52 PM

because he got drunk off insectiside.

why is Pineco bug type?

(Wow, this topic has now reached 10 pages!)

jokestr2004 May 29th, 2004 4:05 PM

because Meganium is too! (freakin Meganium posers...)

WHY COME ASH DOESNT WEAR GLASSES??

lil' jose May 29th, 2004 4:19 PM

Because they are stupid and can't remember their birthdays.... nobody in the world of pokemon can..

How come Metwo is not is not mew2 in the pokedex?

jokestr2004 May 29th, 2004 4:22 PM

Because then Mewtwo would press charges

Why isn't Professor Oak a construction worker???

+el_pal May 29th, 2004 4:27 PM

Cause he doesn't want his coat to get dirty

Why does Whitney have pink hair and not purple?

lil' jose May 29th, 2004 4:31 PM

Because purple is to sexy for her and she is not sexy!!!!!!!

Why is +el_pal so awsome?

jokestr2004 May 29th, 2004 4:39 PM

Because Grizzly Adams has a beard

Why does Jirachi talk?

(try to avoid non-Pokemon related questions most of the time plz...)

+el_pal May 29th, 2004 4:42 PM

Beacuse Jirachi granted himself an English lesson book.

Why is Meowth so stupid?

lil' jose May 29th, 2004 4:59 PM

Cause he wants to be!

Why does Mountain Dew taste so good

RAziken May 29th, 2004 5:34 PM

Because otherwise it would blow up

Why can't pikachu talk

Suzu May 29th, 2004 7:26 PM

cause hes a pokemon why dose brock use such cheesy pick-up lines?

lil' jose May 29th, 2004 8:30 PM

Cause he is stupid

when will team rocket quit blasting off again?

RAziken May 29th, 2004 10:35 PM

Can you say never? Say it with me, NEVER, NEVER, NEVER...

Next:

When will Pikachu evolve into Raichu?

Intuition May 30th, 2004 1:29 AM

When u feed it a stone..

Why is Mewtwo a clone of Mew but it doesn't look the same as Mew?

Shinin May 30th, 2004 3:44 AM

becuz the Mew DNA they got was of a defective mew

why do Ratatta hate cheese when they are mice?

jokestr2004 May 30th, 2004 7:09 AM

Because Ash also eats cheese

HoW cAn PiDgEoTs fLYyY?? (it seems impossible!!)

Duke R May 30th, 2004 8:34 AM

Because they also eat cheese!

Why goldeens write letters?

jokestr2004 May 30th, 2004 8:57 AM

Because they have nothing better to do

Why Jirachi grant wishes??

_fr0z3n_ May 30th, 2004 9:33 AM

A: He doesn't grant wishes, he says he does because he wants to attract people and then eat their nose o_o;
Q: How come Charizard can learn Solarbeam when he is a Ground type?

jokestr2004 May 30th, 2004 9:36 AM

Because he is also an Electric type!

What crawled up Slaking's butt and died?

(also, I see this is your first post fr0z3n, welcome to PC! you may wanna post you're new in the welcomes forum.)

lil' jose May 30th, 2004 9:56 AM

A shellder!

what is Scepitles problem with his back

jokestr2004 May 30th, 2004 10:07 AM

Well, ya see, he was lifting weights one day, in Cianwood City, when, he lifted a 5038725027305359 ton weight, and snapped his back.... so tradgic

How come Giovanni isn't a Pokemon card with 321094572350 HP???

Duke R May 30th, 2004 10:16 AM

It's Pikachu!

Why does Parasect hug garbage cans?

ryrygt May 30th, 2004 10:26 AM

cuz he's a garbage man who loves garbage...

how come ash gives away some of his pokemon to idiots like sabrina and that boxer champion guy with the hitmonchan???

Duke R May 30th, 2004 12:12 PM

Because his domain at Geocities.com wasn't up.

Why totodile don't listen to gothic CDs?


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