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because he got drunk off insectiside.
why is Pineco bug type? (Wow, this topic has now reached 10 pages!) |
because Meganium is too! (freakin Meganium posers...)
WHY COME ASH DOESNT WEAR GLASSES?? |
Because they are stupid and can't remember their birthdays.... nobody in the world of pokemon can..
How come Metwo is not is not mew2 in the pokedex? |
Because then Mewtwo would press charges
Why isn't Professor Oak a construction worker??? |
Cause he doesn't want his coat to get dirty
Why does Whitney have pink hair and not purple? |
Because purple is to sexy for her and she is not sexy!!!!!!!
Why is +el_pal so awsome? |
Because Grizzly Adams has a beard
Why does Jirachi talk? (try to avoid non-Pokemon related questions most of the time plz...) |
Beacuse Jirachi granted himself an English lesson book.
Why is Meowth so stupid? |
Cause he wants to be!
Why does Mountain Dew taste so good |
Because otherwise it would blow up
Why can't pikachu talk |
cause hes a pokemon why dose brock use such cheesy pick-up lines?
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Cause he is stupid
when will team rocket quit blasting off again? |
Can you say never? Say it with me, NEVER, NEVER, NEVER...
Next: When will Pikachu evolve into Raichu? |
When u feed it a stone..
Why is Mewtwo a clone of Mew but it doesn't look the same as Mew? |
becuz the Mew DNA they got was of a defective mew
why do Ratatta hate cheese when they are mice? |
Because Ash also eats cheese
HoW cAn PiDgEoTs fLYyY?? (it seems impossible!!) |
Because they also eat cheese!
Why goldeens write letters? |
Because they have nothing better to do
Why Jirachi grant wishes?? |
A: He doesn't grant wishes, he says he does because he wants to attract people and then eat their nose o_o;
Q: How come Charizard can learn Solarbeam when he is a Ground type? |
Because he is also an Electric type!
What crawled up Slaking's butt and died? (also, I see this is your first post fr0z3n, welcome to PC! you may wanna post you're new in the welcomes forum.) |
A shellder!
what is Scepitles problem with his back |
Well, ya see, he was lifting weights one day, in Cianwood City, when, he lifted a 5038725027305359 ton weight, and snapped his back.... so tradgic
How come Giovanni isn't a Pokemon card with 321094572350 HP??? |
It's Pikachu!
Why does Parasect hug garbage cans? |
cuz he's a garbage man who loves garbage...
how come ash gives away some of his pokemon to idiots like sabrina and that boxer champion guy with the hitmonchan??? |
Because his domain at Geocities.com wasn't up.
Why totodile don't listen to gothic CDs? |
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