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u were supposed 2 ask a stupid question
if a stantler falls on a jynx, who will they bury the surviving pigs? |
they would burry a porche with a pikachu decal in the ground
is it true that there is only three legendary dogs???(suicune, raiku, entei) or was there more?? |
Yes the un-legendary shifters! Ditto, Castform, and uhhh...
What would happen if you feed your momma a Pokédex, while letting Pikachu tell you what to do? |
chaos would happen that's wut
can ditto turn into a billion dollars??? |
Yeah he can! GO catch one and tell him to!
Can snorlax eat the moon? |
'Course it can! Except it has to wait for it to be a cresent moon, 'cause then it tastes like a croissant! ^^
Can Ash turn purple? |
:laugh: If he eats your cooking he can! :laugh:
Why did pikachu whizz on Ash's pokedex then blame it on Brock? |
cuz thatz the way the world goes round silly goose
are narnians pokemon too??? |
Course! Everything on earth is Pokemon!!
Does Carole Boston Weatherford and Psyduck have the same amount of IQ? |
nope, cuz everyone is different, no two ppl are the same.
why don't pokemon wear spike shoes ?? |
Because they would tickle
Why can't Salamence learn Ice Beam? |
because salamence thinks that the ice beam will eat him in his sleep.
Is mareep a basic pokemon? |
no, its a stage 43
why do charizard chase hares? |
cuz it saw a cartoon and got the idea that to be cool you have to chase things....(hares)
am i the best pokemon trainer??? |
No, because I am. T_T
Why did the dead Pikachu cross the road? o_O;; |
cuz it was really a Gyarados
Who is Mewtwo's brother? |
Zapdos can't you see the resemblance >_>.
What does Pichu evolve into? XD. |
MAN THATS AN EASY ONE of course it evolves into igglybuff they look exactly the same
What are pokemon? |
Simple there umm...Very slow monters XD.
What is the purpose of the water stone? |
To turn you into water
why does Bagon commit suicide? |
because I told him to.
Why is everything pokemon? |
cuz yo' Momma!
Why can't Diglett fly? |
because I grabbed an axe
why is gyrados small? |
cuz Magikarp slapped him too many times
Why is Ash's Pikachu the spawn of Satan? |
Because I am too!
why am I the spawn of satan? |
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