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Because the people that made the game had no education and dont know what people learn in skool.
If one train leaves North Dakota at a speed of 100 MPH and one train leaves Florida at a speed of 50 MPH, where will they meet? |
Where they crash.
Why is a bulbasour sore? |
he ate too much cheese and now he's called cheeseasaur...
how come brock is still there but not misty??? |
brock has a mastercard and misty has a visa
if a salamence gets in a fight with a salamence who will win? |
In heaven..
Why are there so much colors? |
So we can be blind.
How come pikachu is so cute? |
because it is the pre-evo of raichu..
why do they call all pokemon (gameboy) games after some kind of color? |
Because it is made of cheese
Guess what I nicknamed Kyogre? |
uuhhmm.. Kyogre?
Why do they make pokemon that u can't even catch?! |
(No I nicknamed it Splash)
So u can catch them How come trained pokémon have more hp than wild pokémon? |
because the trainers give their pokemon cheese...wild pokemon eat wild cheese that's not good for u...
is there gonna be a new pokemon that can make cheese ...wut is his name??? |
yes and he is gonna be called Cheez.
Cheese cheese cheese cheddar cheese cheese, american cheese cheese cheese cow cheese? (that is in cheesian, the cheese language) |
Becos no one would!
Why do jigglypuff puff? |
because no one else would =P
Why do Pokemon have powers humans don't usually have? |
because they eat their daily allowance of CHEEEEEEEEEESE!!!
A Machamp walks into a bar and says "ow." What kind of bar was it? |
It was a bar from outer space that the Jigglypuff brought here! :P
Why does Ash never buy a new cap?! |
because his old one has mewtwo in it, and it isn't done eating his brains yet.
why is Ash so dumb when pikachu shocks him? |
Because he has a brain freeze..
Why are there so many Pidgey's? |
beause one day ratattas will rule the world!
why is snorlax so zzzzzzzzz...... |
Because he can't walk with all his fat!
Why does a Dragonite have wings? |
so he can fly!
Why can't kekleon chagen his stomach stripe? |
because it has bunnies in it, and if he changes it, the bunnies will eat him alive! o_O
is ash dumber then brock, or vise-versa?(give me a reason why) |
Brock is dumber, because he can't even open his eyes!
Why does Misty love water pokemon? |
Because she likes to get wet. :D
Why does misty hate bug pokemon? |
Because they are stronger than there water pkmn..
Why is it called pokemon and not just pocket monsters?? |
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