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Intuition May 27th, 2004 9:57 AM

Because they don't know what that are!

Why is Brocks hair always perfect.. (in his way) haha

ryrygt May 27th, 2004 11:50 AM

cuz he uses rock hard gell...

how do pokemon breed in real life???

IceKitten May 27th, 2004 12:04 PM

Like you would expect them to

How would you expect them to breed?

jokestr2004 May 27th, 2004 1:24 PM

With bubble gum!

Why come Ash doesn't comb his hair????

ryrygt May 27th, 2004 4:33 PM

cuz he wears a hat...

why did frodo give ash the ring of power???

jokestr2004 May 27th, 2004 6:35 PM

Because they were both obsessed with Pac-Man!!

Why come Officer Jenny wears orange clothes????????

shining_light May 28th, 2004 9:16 AM

because she is camerupt!

y does beedrill have bee in its' name?

jokestr2004 May 28th, 2004 3:43 PM

Cuz it eats Oreo O's!!

Why come Jigglypuff isnt a Venusaur?!

ryrygt May 28th, 2004 5:58 PM

cuz if it was it would be a puffisaur...

is gimli a pokemon???

jokestr2004 May 28th, 2004 6:12 PM

Yes cuz Ash ate him for lunch...

What's Max's freakin problem?!>?!>!>!>>[email protected]^W$^#%&$%e^[email protected]

obsessedgamer May 28th, 2004 6:36 PM

He has ADHD.

Is Misty Ash's stalker? Is May Misty in disguise? Why do both of their names begin with M?

jokestr2004 May 28th, 2004 7:02 PM

May is Misty exposed to chemical radiation and struck by lightning a few times, and Misty is simply a pickle. So, yes, that explains everything.

Does Brock smoke pot??!?! If so, why?!?!?!?

swordkirby537 May 28th, 2004 7:54 PM

yes because he lives in a pot.

why dose may where that hat?

jokestr2004 May 28th, 2004 7:59 PM

cuz she eats mozzeralla

How does Ash know what time it is when he doesnt have a watch??!

Intuition May 29th, 2004 12:02 AM

He asks pikachu that can smell the time..

Why does charmander/charmeleon/charizard have a flame on there tail?

IceKitten May 29th, 2004 4:52 AM

So they can make fires more safe

How do you smell with your eye?

jokestr2004 May 29th, 2004 5:53 AM

You have to evolve into a Bananachu

How does MissingNo EAT?!!!!!!?!

raveberuk May 29th, 2004 6:21 AM

By eating pokemon...

How do legendary's make offsprings?

ryrygt May 29th, 2004 6:56 AM

they "do their thing" and their babies are legendary babies...(nar)

How come Groundon doesn't have a baby form???

jokestr2004 May 29th, 2004 7:34 AM

Because Kyogre IS its baby form!

Why come Steven has GOODS?

Purin May 29th, 2004 7:56 AM

He keeps sending some to himself all the time =P

Why do people like love-letters?
(Note: Love-letters here can mean two things---1) Letters sent out by lovers 2) It's a kind of rolled-up biscuit, made of egg and flour. Usually cooked over a charcoal stove.)

swordkirby537 May 29th, 2004 8:21 AM

because pokemon think that they TaSt GoOd!

Why dose Squirtle have a shell?

jokestr2004 May 29th, 2004 8:30 AM

Cuz he hit puberty.

Does Bruno SmOkE wEeD?

ryrygt May 29th, 2004 11:13 AM

no he smokes rock instead

how come snorlax can't evolve???

Flygon trainer May 29th, 2004 12:22 PM

cause if it got any fatter, it'd crush the world

why is Flygon in the BUG egg group?


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