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Because they don't know what that are!
Why is Brocks hair always perfect.. (in his way) haha |
cuz he uses rock hard gell...
how do pokemon breed in real life??? |
Like you would expect them to
How would you expect them to breed? |
With bubble gum!
Why come Ash doesn't comb his hair???? |
cuz he wears a hat...
why did frodo give ash the ring of power??? |
Because they were both obsessed with Pac-Man!!
Why come Officer Jenny wears orange clothes???????? |
because she is camerupt!
y does beedrill have bee in its' name? |
Cuz it eats Oreo O's!!
Why come Jigglypuff isnt a Venusaur?! |
cuz if it was it would be a puffisaur...
is gimli a pokemon??? |
Yes cuz Ash ate him for lunch...
What's Max's freakin problem?!>?!>!>!>>[email protected]^W$^#%&$%e^[email protected] |
He has ADHD.
Is Misty Ash's stalker? Is May Misty in disguise? Why do both of their names begin with M? |
May is Misty exposed to chemical radiation and struck by lightning a few times, and Misty is simply a pickle. So, yes, that explains everything.
Does Brock smoke pot??!?! If so, why?!?!?!? |
yes because he lives in a pot.
why dose may where that hat? |
cuz she eats mozzeralla
How does Ash know what time it is when he doesnt have a watch??! |
He asks pikachu that can smell the time..
Why does charmander/charmeleon/charizard have a flame on there tail? |
So they can make fires more safe
How do you smell with your eye? |
You have to evolve into a Bananachu
How does MissingNo EAT?!!!!!!?! |
By eating pokemon...
How do legendary's make offsprings? |
they "do their thing" and their babies are legendary babies...(nar)
How come Groundon doesn't have a baby form??? |
Because Kyogre IS its baby form!
Why come Steven has GOODS? |
He keeps sending some to himself all the time =P
Why do people like love-letters? (Note: Love-letters here can mean two things---1) Letters sent out by lovers 2) It's a kind of rolled-up biscuit, made of egg and flour. Usually cooked over a charcoal stove.) |
because pokemon think that they TaSt GoOd!
Why dose Squirtle have a shell? |
Cuz he hit puberty.
Does Bruno SmOkE wEeD? |
no he smokes rock instead
how come snorlax can't evolve??? |
cause if it got any fatter, it'd crush the world
why is Flygon in the BUG egg group? |
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