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Old July 11th, 2005 (10:29 AM).
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Originally Posted by Jack O'Neill
Uh, KLS, those aren't Kenny's cards; those are mine. He was merely reviewing them.

BTW, why do they have to censor that word when it's not even that vulgar compared to other profanities?


Viridian Reclaimer
Creature - Elf Artificer
2GG, T, Sacrifice an artifact: Add X mana of the color of your choice to your mana pool, where X is the sacrificed artifact's converted mana cost.

hmm... doesn't seem bad but green and artifacts don't commune well (I know this because I specialize in green).

Auriok Screamer
Creature - Human Soldier
1W, T: Target attacking or blocking creature gets -X/-0 until end of turn, where X is the number of artifacts you control.

once again, white doesn't commune well with artifact (if anything in extended, white = artifact hate) so you put two and two together and you get utter chaos. Though I suppose if this was type 2 legal it STILL would not see play since the Mirrodin Block is getting cycled out

Sylvok Harvester
Creature - Human Druid
Protection from black
Whenever an artifact is put into a graveyard from play, you gain 1 life.

fairly decent for a rainbow card since MOST white/green run naturalize, disenchants and artifact mutations in extended

Skyshroud Shinobi
Creature - Elf Ninja
Ninjutsu 1G (1G, Return an unblocked attacker you control to hand: Put this card into play from your hand tapped and attacking.)
Whenever Skyshroud Shinobi deals combat damage to a player, that player puts the top card of his or her library into his or her graveyard.

what kenny said... Ninjutsu is for blue and black only. If green had ninjas, it would be.... funky

Spellpurger Ronin
Creature - Nightmare Samurai
Bushido 2 (When this blocks or becomes blocked, it gets +2/+2 until end of turn.)
When Spellpurger Ronin comes into play, target player discards his or her hand.
When Spellpurger Ronin leaves play, that player draws 7 cards.
"The pandemic insanity had a lasting effect on certain samuraibut no one noticed."

my goodness... you've got to be kidding me right? Screw getting rid of your opponent's hand, get rid of YOUR hand and block with so you can draw 7 fresh cards (meaning it's broken)

Soulpurger Titan
Creature - Nightmare Giant
When Soulpurger Titan comes into play, target player loses all but 1 life.
When Soulpurger Tutan leaves play, that player gains life equal to the life he or she lost when it came into play.

no way.... for only 6 mana you get a 4/4 trample that get's your opponent down to 1.... I don't know about you but that means a single shock can win you the game. Fix this, this is too insane.

Worldpurger Seraph
Creature - Nightmare Angel
Flying, vigilance
When Worldpurger Seraph comes into play, destroy all other permanents. They can't be regenerated.
When Worldpurger Seraph leaves play, return all permanents in all graveyards to play under their owners' control.

Ok, now this is beyond broken. word's can't describe how insane this card is. Let's think about it, destroying ALL permanents mean that your opponent can't play any spells since you got rid of their lands, they can't block nor attack since they're all dead. So, what your basically saying is that for 8 mana you win the game period.

Serra's Reclaimation
1WW: Return target creature card in your graveyard to play.
"'Not even death can stop us from fighting in Serra's name.' - Radiant, archangel"

... there's endless possibilities with this card, with witness you practically get every single card in your grave.. broken.
point being, fix most of the cards here. They're just insane.

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