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Old October 8th, 2010 (5:08 PM). Edited October 30th, 2010 by Yuoaman.
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Sorry I didn't post this here yesterday, I've been filled with the exhaustion.

Oh man, I got this one cranked out pretty quickly now didn't I?

UPDATE 47
Spoiler:

So I wonder what this thing is? This structure can't be natura-



OH GOD THE SAND IS IN MY EYES.


My pupils are sore.


I must be seeing things, there's no way there's a submarine down here...


Wow, machines with a vague purpose... we're definitely in some sort of lab. But what kind of lab would be built in the middle of the ocea-

Baro.


You can tell the lab is evil because of the tiles that don't make sense are here... which just adds credence to my theory. :(


It's also full of disappointment.


Oh god no... Baro can shapeshift.


Oh ****! Where's a cardboard box when you need it!?


Please don't hurt me, Baro.


I DIDN'T MEAN TO FIND IT, I'M SORRY, I'LL NEVER COME BACK IF YOU LET ME GO!


Well you know where it is too, dumbas-

I MEAN YES. I AM THE ONLY ONE WHO KNOWS.


NOBODY SENT ME BA-

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Wait... "en garde"? That's... French! You aren't Baro at all!


There are only two people in all of Corna that can hurt me, Frenchie.

If my sanity is discounted, obviously.





Whatever he want it's bound to be better than dealing with Band Ambar.



...why use these tiles if you're going to place them in such a linear way?


Yet more vague machines. :\


Hey! I had the courtesy to learn your name, Frenchie.


A party favour?



There you go, I guess I'll just be leav-



Then why am I still alive?


I can't be explained with mere words, Frenchie, but it might bring me some small amusement watching you make an attempt.


Wow, you seriously suck at this don't you? That has nothing to do with me at all.


And you should be proud of yourself for finding an egg, now if you could kindly show me the way out...?


Tough luck, Frenchie. Now back to my question concerning the exit...




To the future? The only way I'd agree to that is if you knew for certain that Baro would be dead by then.

Probably not.


Who says this exactly? And what does it have to do with my trip into the future?


Oh. :(



...if it seems to be empty it probably is.

Like that brain of yours, Frenchie.


Can I get the vague shape underwater that may or may not have just been sand in my eyes?


I'd prefer the former.


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And I promise I won't screw you over.

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Damn, no jewel in here, I guess I'll go see if that dumbass just missed it...


That freaking happened.


And through the magic of me remembering where it is, here we are.


Wait... didn't I already take this...? And didn't Frenchie say this place was empty...?

Time paradox?


Apparently the ancient Cornians could control the sun using technology that wouldn't exist for thousands of years.

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"Oh I can tell this is going to be fun," he lied.


Looks like I get to translate a dead language using only my own brain... and Google.


Hell mushrooms will be
taken to the forest


**** I've already done... well that's just fine and dandy I suppose... :\


Karendi is the one who can
give love to people


But what if I don't want it's love?



Karendi nest
Bring Dragon Egg
Access puzzle chamber


There were... dragonish things in the Mana Nest right? I'll just poke around for a while.


Damn, I'm fast. :cool:


...it's just some junk I found in the ocean 'artist'...


I don't even know how you could have the ability to do so but sure, why not?


Errr... :\



TEH-PRO can now poison your ass, damn straight.


An equal trade for no one. :badsmile:


...are you related to Jar Jar Binks? What the hell is with that 'sa' just sitting there like he's grammatically correct and ****?


So many memories. :'(


SPEAK LIKE A PERSON.


...is looking right at us as you talk about him?


I can imagine. It must be a lot like being fooled by a five year old...

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...a five year old blade of grass. :badsmile:


...natural stupidity?


Team Ambar is made up of former Catholic priests...?


So the obvious the topic after him being molested as a child is a ****ing bone. Obviously.


...you have worse things to be depressed about, old man.



Maybe? I don't know, why would I keep track of my liberated loot?


Are you sure it isn't a chicken bone? Others have made that mistake in the past.


Should I care what you give me? It's a damn bone.


Why not?


And not a minute ago we were talking about childhood molestation...












Yeah... sure... :\

I guess I should... err... see what he gave me then?


Not my kind of move, obviously.


Oh look, there's Imakuni again - doing his thing... whatever that is exactly.


Alright the egg I'm looking for is probably somewhere I haven't been before, like...


****.

The one thing my Pokemon can't do yet is climb waterfalls, though I'm sure I'll gain that ability somewhere down the line.

I'm psychic or something.

Alright, I guess there's one thing I can do now.


Hey Professor Monkfish.


You have to be more specific, I have a lot of stolen goods on my person...


I... guess so?



You could try eBay next time.



The Iron Age rocked the Stone Age's socks off.


Yeah... thankies, Professor Monkfish.


Hmm... there was something I was supposed to do, but I can't seem to remember right no-

Hmmm...

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