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Old October 20th, 2012 (9:09 AM).
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Beware the Chainsaw Meowth 0.o
     
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    DARKPOKEBALL: This is getting ridiculous! There's no way that we can keep this up!
    ???: Wait...a talking pokemon?!
    *everyone turns*
    COSMOTONE: HOLY! It's Ash and Kokotko!
    ASH: Um...hi?
    NINERAY: Kokotko, where are the others?!
    KOKOTKO: Frozen solid! Whatever Kyurem did was insane!
    DARKPOKEBALL: So...how come you two aren't frozen solid?
    ASH: Because we used substitute!
    NINERAY: You guys know that move?
    ASH: *shrugs* Throw a plush in front of you. I don't know why pokemon, such as Kyurem, always fall for it.
    DARKPOKEBALL: Alright, we need to get to Mew! Do you know how?
    ASH: Is that a missile?
    EVERYONE: AAAAH!
    ASH: By the way, I do know how to get to Mew.
    EVERYONE: Cool! That's one slow-moving missile...
    ...
    100 years later...
    THE MISSILE HITS EMPTY GROUND!
    ...
    100 years earlier...
    ASH: Alright, let's go find Mew! We need to find Giratina, because from what you guys told me, Palkia's ticked at you.
    NINERAY: So we're going to the PMD world through the distortion world?
    ASH: Correct! The distortion world and the PMD world are very close together. All we need to do is convince Giratina, ruler of the distortion world, to create a bridge between the two.
    DARKPOKEBALL: But, RGoF is still after us!
    ASH: He doesn't seem too much of a threat.
    ...
    RGoF: Fire the MeowMeow missile!
    ALAKAZAM: No.
    RGoF: Why?!
    ALAKAZAM: Because the MeowMeow missile will clog the launcher and blow us up!
    RGoF: DO IT!!!!
    ALAKAZAM: You really are insane...
    *2 seconds later*
    RGoF and ALAKAZAM: Team Rainy Garden of Fire is blasting of agaaaaain! *twinkle*
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    My Chainsaw Meowth is currently missing! If you have a lead or think you know something, PLEASE PM ME! I am desperately searching, and I dread the possibility that I may never find him...
    On a side note, if anybody can answer the following question right, then they get a mystery prize! *Must have a Gen V game to claim prize*
    Question: What the heck did Jinora do in the finale?! I don't get it! I know 90% of you won't know what I'm talking about, but I need an answer!
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