Nestle CEO wants to privatize the air we breathe

TRIFORCE89 · Jan 18, 2013

Team Fail said:
Ok all joking aside, that CEO has got to be smoking something, and I really want some of it.

But it isn't true. And he isn't the CEO.

Go look at my earlier post.

Yuoaman · Jan 19, 2013

I think everyone here needs to just stop breathing, then we won't even need to fear that our air will be taken away - because we won't even need it anymore! THE PERFECT SOLUTION TO EVERYTHING.

PokéZoom · Jan 19, 2013

Toujours said:
I can't find anything other than this site saying this. I'm not sold that this isn't a joke article.

Knowing Nestlé, I can't say I'd be surprised if this wasn't a joke. :P
But honestly, this is just... Words cannot explain how ridiculous this is.

Plumpyfoof · Jan 19, 2013

This is hilarious! If I could I would do everything in my power to help this along, just so that the failure is so spectacular and with such cost that no one ever does anything stupid again.

Keiran · Jan 19, 2013

So, could we then sue companies who pollute the air for tampering with a paying customers product?

Nihilego · Jan 19, 2013

Heh. Interesting as this is, I'm afraid it's a hoax guys, so no real discussion's gonna arise from this. So sorry but I'll bring it to a close. d:

-closed

Nestle CEO wants to privatize the air we breathe

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