austy14
Cannibal
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- Age 28
- Milwaukee, Wisconsin
- Seen Dec 26, 2010
Time for another Sparky update! If you've read my other ones you will probably know sorta what to expect from me... elongated crude humor. Well I think it's funny, anyways.
With only 2 Pokemon to actually use, I figured a little more help wouldn't be too bad. I needed another electric Pokemon. I'm a fond fan of Electivire so I thought Elekid would be a great pick, especially since I can't get him until I get Electabuzz later in the game. And with the daycare coming up I remembered nostalgically the way they gave you a free egg in Crystal. And now that they don't do that I figured I could get my own egg. I relied on my Sinnoh buddies, Jenna and Austy, to get me an Elekid just for me. I figured, if I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna do it right. He needed good moves, of course. This turned out to be a lot harder than I thought. I tried a few differnent tactics, but found out the easiest was to catch a male Machoke with cross chop and teach him the other moves I wanted. It worked! Though I suppose a male Electivire would have been even easier with a ditto, but I only had a female. I actually stayed up all night to get the egg... Then after the combined efforts of Austy and Jenna (thank god I have the original DS and a DSi) I traded the troublesome egg to Sparky on Heart Gold. And here is where we return to Sparky...
Yay! I finally got a third Electric Pokemon! Elekid... and this kid is a beast! At level 1 I was owning on some almost Lv 10 Geodudes over in fat guy cave (I think the map calls it Union Cave.) Thank you Ice Punch! It don't see it as cheating, just smart breeding. Now I could go through Ilex forest! On the way out I found another kimono lady. I'm not sure if she was the same one from Violet city or a new one... everyone looks the same in the worl of Pokemon. I get it, fashion styles and stuff... but does everyone have like 30 twins?Put some originality into it! I feel like me and Kris... er, Lyra, and that psycho path rival Ampere are the only originals in this world! Though the gym leaders have original style too, so congrats to them. But anyways the lady was lost and I offered her my help but she figured I was lost too. I'm 10! I think I have some idea where I'm going! Or is this cus... wait... do YOU think I'm gay too? By Arceus, everyone thinks I am. Besides, gay guys have a sens eof direction too. They are guys, after all. But, lucky for both of us, Surge (my Elekid) know where to go. He was just born half an hour ago! Well, whatever... she found her way out. And so did I! battled some trianers on route 34 and then Lyra caught up to me. We visited her grandparents who own a daycare. And then she denied being my girlfriend! I thouhjt we could easily be. Wait no, we're 10. I forgot. We have cooties still. But the way she denied the possibility of it? Unless... not her too! Gay guys don't date girls, of course. So my best friend thinks I have cooties and I'm gay? I'm just bursting with slef-confidence! But I finally made it to Goldenrod. Nice city... but first things first. Gotta get a bike! And the guy gave it to me for free! Cool! Checked out the underground... when I walked in Lyra gave me a fashion case. 'Cs you know, fashion is VERY important to a 10 year old guy. Wait, she still thinks I'm gay. Maybe showing my manly side would help? So I beat up some nerds in the basement. That just sounds wrong... and I would've given Volty (Pichu) a haircut but the shops closed on Monday. I'll get him one tomorrow. So I checked out the radio tower. Answered this quiz and got a radio card from a nice lady. THE FIRST GIFT FROM A PERSON THAT WASNT SOME GAY PEDOPHILE! Besides Lyra of course. And who's this glammed up w***e? Talking about apricots... I was hoping she would at least be a little ****ty and come on to me, make me feel better about my sexuality. But now it's time to visit the gym! It's pink, and filled with girls. Did I find my way into claire's or something? I thought the mall was a block down? Well the girls wanted to fight. I fought with them, and one. Though they all like cried... So losing they make fun of me and take my money, but winning the cry and think im a jerk? I apparently have no chance with women. But then it's that **** from the radio tower! We battled, though not for long. Elekid cross-chopped em up, then when Miltank got the better of him Volty (Pichu) finished her up. Then Whitney started crying! Her to? I just want my badge and to get out of Victoria's Secret. She finally gives it to me! Sadly, not in a sexual form. Just a plain badge... and a CD. But the CD is Attract, does that mean there's a little attraction between us? With nothing left to do I head north. Bunch of trainers here, but easily beat. Checked out the Pokeathalon and tried one out, got a gold medal in speed. thats why I love electric pokemon, they are fast and strong! Also checked out the park. Some trainers here... Beat them. Then on route 36 it was that tree again! This girl said I should watter it. I did... AND IT F**KIN ATTACKED ME! Stupid tree! Amph (Flaffy) knocked him out. And I was on my way to Ecruteak! Found a cool dance theater. Staright guys can dance too, you know. But wait... this Rocket grunt was trying to get a lap dance from a Kimono girl! How rude and indecent! I showed that guy how to treat a lady with bird poop on her face. Then I checked out Burnt tower, battled Ampere again. Elekid made taking care of Bayleef easier. In the basement there were some cool looking legendary pokemon! But they ran away :( and then this guy in a cape came by looking for suicune. He got a little excited about it... But now the gym was open so I could try for a challenge. And it was a challenge! I beat the first Jr. trainer (though, not so junior) and figured I neeed more work. I went back to Goldenrod, training on my way, to see Bill. He gave me an Eevee! I elvolved ot into a Jolteon, of course. Named him Shock! And then I a nice save rest here, it's getting late. More to come tomorrow!
Current team:
Lv. 22 ♀ Pichu "Volty"
Lv. 21 ♀ Flaffy "Amph"
Lv. 22 ♂ Elekid "Surge"
Lv. 13 ♂ Jolteon "Shock"
Slaves:
Lv. 1 ♂ Togepi
Lv. 8 ♂ Totodile "HM"
Oh, and I finally made myself a sig banner for my challenge! It just doens't have Jolteon (Made it before he was around) and I'm contemplating updating the banner as my team changes. We'll see. But see ya next time!
Spoiler:
With only 2 Pokemon to actually use, I figured a little more help wouldn't be too bad. I needed another electric Pokemon. I'm a fond fan of Electivire so I thought Elekid would be a great pick, especially since I can't get him until I get Electabuzz later in the game. And with the daycare coming up I remembered nostalgically the way they gave you a free egg in Crystal. And now that they don't do that I figured I could get my own egg. I relied on my Sinnoh buddies, Jenna and Austy, to get me an Elekid just for me. I figured, if I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna do it right. He needed good moves, of course. This turned out to be a lot harder than I thought. I tried a few differnent tactics, but found out the easiest was to catch a male Machoke with cross chop and teach him the other moves I wanted. It worked! Though I suppose a male Electivire would have been even easier with a ditto, but I only had a female. I actually stayed up all night to get the egg... Then after the combined efforts of Austy and Jenna (thank god I have the original DS and a DSi) I traded the troublesome egg to Sparky on Heart Gold. And here is where we return to Sparky...
Yay! I finally got a third Electric Pokemon! Elekid... and this kid is a beast! At level 1 I was owning on some almost Lv 10 Geodudes over in fat guy cave (I think the map calls it Union Cave.) Thank you Ice Punch! It don't see it as cheating, just smart breeding. Now I could go through Ilex forest! On the way out I found another kimono lady. I'm not sure if she was the same one from Violet city or a new one... everyone looks the same in the worl of Pokemon. I get it, fashion styles and stuff... but does everyone have like 30 twins?Put some originality into it! I feel like me and Kris... er, Lyra, and that psycho path rival Ampere are the only originals in this world! Though the gym leaders have original style too, so congrats to them. But anyways the lady was lost and I offered her my help but she figured I was lost too. I'm 10! I think I have some idea where I'm going! Or is this cus... wait... do YOU think I'm gay too? By Arceus, everyone thinks I am. Besides, gay guys have a sens eof direction too. They are guys, after all. But, lucky for both of us, Surge (my Elekid) know where to go. He was just born half an hour ago! Well, whatever... she found her way out. And so did I! battled some trianers on route 34 and then Lyra caught up to me. We visited her grandparents who own a daycare. And then she denied being my girlfriend! I thouhjt we could easily be. Wait no, we're 10. I forgot. We have cooties still. But the way she denied the possibility of it? Unless... not her too! Gay guys don't date girls, of course. So my best friend thinks I have cooties and I'm gay? I'm just bursting with slef-confidence! But I finally made it to Goldenrod. Nice city... but first things first. Gotta get a bike! And the guy gave it to me for free! Cool! Checked out the underground... when I walked in Lyra gave me a fashion case. 'Cs you know, fashion is VERY important to a 10 year old guy. Wait, she still thinks I'm gay. Maybe showing my manly side would help? So I beat up some nerds in the basement. That just sounds wrong... and I would've given Volty (Pichu) a haircut but the shops closed on Monday. I'll get him one tomorrow. So I checked out the radio tower. Answered this quiz and got a radio card from a nice lady. THE FIRST GIFT FROM A PERSON THAT WASNT SOME GAY PEDOPHILE! Besides Lyra of course. And who's this glammed up w***e? Talking about apricots... I was hoping she would at least be a little ****ty and come on to me, make me feel better about my sexuality. But now it's time to visit the gym! It's pink, and filled with girls. Did I find my way into claire's or something? I thought the mall was a block down? Well the girls wanted to fight. I fought with them, and one. Though they all like cried... So losing they make fun of me and take my money, but winning the cry and think im a jerk? I apparently have no chance with women. But then it's that **** from the radio tower! We battled, though not for long. Elekid cross-chopped em up, then when Miltank got the better of him Volty (Pichu) finished her up. Then Whitney started crying! Her to? I just want my badge and to get out of Victoria's Secret. She finally gives it to me! Sadly, not in a sexual form. Just a plain badge... and a CD. But the CD is Attract, does that mean there's a little attraction between us? With nothing left to do I head north. Bunch of trainers here, but easily beat. Checked out the Pokeathalon and tried one out, got a gold medal in speed. thats why I love electric pokemon, they are fast and strong! Also checked out the park. Some trainers here... Beat them. Then on route 36 it was that tree again! This girl said I should watter it. I did... AND IT F**KIN ATTACKED ME! Stupid tree! Amph (Flaffy) knocked him out. And I was on my way to Ecruteak! Found a cool dance theater. Staright guys can dance too, you know. But wait... this Rocket grunt was trying to get a lap dance from a Kimono girl! How rude and indecent! I showed that guy how to treat a lady with bird poop on her face. Then I checked out Burnt tower, battled Ampere again. Elekid made taking care of Bayleef easier. In the basement there were some cool looking legendary pokemon! But they ran away :( and then this guy in a cape came by looking for suicune. He got a little excited about it... But now the gym was open so I could try for a challenge. And it was a challenge! I beat the first Jr. trainer (though, not so junior) and figured I neeed more work. I went back to Goldenrod, training on my way, to see Bill. He gave me an Eevee! I elvolved ot into a Jolteon, of course. Named him Shock! And then I a nice save rest here, it's getting late. More to come tomorrow!
Current team:
Lv. 22 ♀ Pichu "Volty"
Lv. 21 ♀ Flaffy "Amph"
Lv. 22 ♂ Elekid "Surge"
Lv. 13 ♂ Jolteon "Shock"
Slaves:
Lv. 1 ♂ Togepi
Lv. 8 ♂ Totodile "HM"
Oh, and I finally made myself a sig banner for my challenge! It just doens't have Jolteon (Made it before he was around) and I'm contemplating updating the banner as my team changes. We'll see. But see ya next time!
