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1,000 Ways to get Kicked Out of Walmart [v.2]

Skip Class

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204. Stuff as many things you can in a trolley, go to the checkout then ditch!
 
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205 - Tell your workmates that you plan to take over the world by announcing that you are running for US President.
 

Ineffable~

DAT SNARKITUDE
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207. Steal a bunch of batteries and just stand next to the register eating them one by one. If a cashier looks at you just say, "hey man, what's up?" through your mouthful of batteries. If anyone but an employee looks at you, knee him in the nuts (or if she's a woman, punch her in the breasts, or if they're a flat-chested woman or a eunuch, kick them in the diaphragm) and turn around to face the nearest cashier and casually say, "some people can be so rude."

Of course, steal the empty one and the screwdriver you would need from the same Walmart.
Yay you learn so quickly <3
 

deoxys121

White Kyurem Cometh
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212. Climb up to the top of a shelf in one of the aisles (using a ladder stolen from the same Walmart) with a bunch of eggs (also stolen from Walmart) and start dropping them on people's heads.
 

Ineffable~

DAT SNARKITUDE
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214. Open up every individual Mountain Dew bottle in the store, empty it out (onto the floor, disregarding the probability of flooding or slipping), then urinate into it and put it back where it is. For cans, inject scorpion venom into each can and then patch up the hole.
 
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215 - Take your workmate's playlist of favorite songs, edit them into chipmunk voices and download them onto his iPod. He will be totally shocked!
 

xelarator

Gentlemen.
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217.

Steal a Pikachu plush toy from the store. Everytime you see an Asian [Japanese is an example] employee/customer, run up to them, shove the Pikachu plush in his/her face, and yell, "YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS, RIGHT?"

218.

As someone does that [217] yell , " STOP BEING ****ST!"

219.

For every time you get a post deleted, scream as loud as you can at the Wal-Mart manager.
 

Ineffable~

DAT SNARKITUDE
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220. Sit on a chair typing on a laptop you stole from the store. Repeatedly, randomly turn around to someone near you who's not even bothering you or anything and scream at them, "DO YOU MIND?!?!"
 

Skip Class

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223. Smear blacklight plaint all over the store creating amazing drawings and patterns then create a Walmart blackout and watch dem blacklight glow like the rainbow!
 
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