Im sorry but yesterday I....

I frogive you, as long as it was an accident

I'm sorry, but yesterday i left you laundry out in the thunderstorm

I forgive you if you wash it again...

I'm sorry, but yesterday I defenestrated(sp?) your cat.

I forgive you because I do not have a cat.

I am sorry for not posting in the OT yesterday. xD

I don't forgive you, unless of course you're lying
I'm sorry but yesterday i burnt all of your bread D8

I forgive you. I don't eat much bread, but explains why my sandwich today tasted overcooked...

I'm sorry, but yesterday I accidently kidnapped your brother/sister/demented ferret.

I forgive you because I don't have a brother/sister and that demented ferret was... demented.

I'm sorry but yesterday I did nothing bad whatsoever.

Damn you! I can't forgive you, I was hoping you'd do something bad to take the limelight off the bad thing I did. So, no. Not forgiven!

Sorry, but yesterday I switched your toothbrush and your toilet cleaner, and you didn't realise...

You are not forgiven because I like my white and clean teeth.

I am sorry but yesterday I read your diary and found out all your hidden secrets when you weren't looking.

I forgive you, because all I have in my diary are angry musings, not secrets.
Sorry, but yesterday I stole your best friend and made them into a chip, that you ended up eating~

I forgive you because I don't have a best friend yet.

I am sorry but yesterday I had put a plastic bag full of dog business in your backpack.

I forgive you because I don't have a backpack...

Sorry, but yesterday I made all your relatives into rabbits with rabies... sorry!

I forgive you because I made them all get their rabie shots.

I am sorry but yesterday I started a food fight with your sister (or brother) and she ended up losing, taking out rotton egg yolk out of her hair for a week.

I don't forgive you, because he's my brother!
Sorry, but yesterday I messed up your sock drawer..

Your forgiven because I just cleaned up my sock drawer this morning.

I am sorry but yesterday during the food fight the egg yolk stained on your brother's hair.

I forgive you, because I'm sure he washed his hair afterwards.

Sorry, but yesterday I took your puppy..

I forgive you because I hope you enjoy her whining 24/7. I still love her though.

I am sorry but yesterday I ripped up your homework.

I forgive you because I didn't do it anyway...

Sorry, but yesterday I cut your hair into a mohawk, but really rubbishly~

That's fine, I love horrible mohawks!
I'm sorry but yesterday I pulled all the feathers off your chickens.

NOT FORGIVEN. NO! JUST NO! NOOOOO! NOW I CANNOT SELL THEM, NOW I CANNOT GET MY BEAUTIFUL CHICKEN!

I am sorry, but yesterday I.. I.. did absolutely nothing and left in you in fear of waiting for something horrible to happen. I sawwy.

NOT FORGIVEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You were meant to fight off those billions of zombies! These are my dying words...

I'm sorry, but I ate your cookie...

*becomes a zombie*

Brains...