Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

Granted, but you take a random trip to the sun and the intense heat scorches your vision.

I wish for my own Gym Badges.

Granted, but it turns out they're fake because they were bought from some rip-off cheap shop instead of an official league maker. [I have no idea how badges are made, I'm making it up here. XD]

I wish to fly on the back of my faithful Latias

granted but you have special pheromones that agitate pokemon causing them to unleash their wrath on you resulting in your immediate death :)
i wish I had all the shinies and events in the world :)

granted but they are all hacked, super hacked.....so your DS or your DS lite or your DSI or your DSI XL explodes in your face and you become blind.........that sucks


i wish i had a lil pony

Granted but it turns out to be one of the four ponies of the apocalypse. It's pestilence so now you are terminally ill.

I wish this script I hacked into my pokemon rom would work like it's supposed to.

Granted, but your script editor was deleted, and have no access to the internet.

I wish I was good in Math. (I'm not good at math :'()

granted! i go and fly to wherever reds bed is, give the money to you then you go get the game but then i take it then go back to miami............... you cry all day in disbelief...

i wish i didnt have to go to work today......

Granted. But you get fired.

I wish I didn't have to sleep and not get tired.

Granted, but your body doesn't realize that. *death pulls the scythe* >:E

I wish I had a pony.

granted but it's a retarded pony :P
I wish people would stop hating me

Granted.......but you'll regret it when people hug you to death.

I wish I could create a world out of my imagination.

Granted but you imagined a massive explosion in your home.

I wish mosquitoes would stop biting me :(

Alrighty. But they kiss you instead, giving you cooties.

I wish summer wasn't too hot and winter wasn't too cold.

granted but thats because groudon and kyogre are fighting right over your house
i wish i had 9001421337 wishes *nerdgasm*

Granted. But an angry genie appears and kills you before you can use any.

I wish for my own computer.

granted but my dead body is flung by the genie and crushes your computer :)
i wish i had wifi that would allow me to actually trade :D