If the person above was a pokemon, which pokemon would they be? (v2.0!)

DPB: Hikari, what happened to your hair?

Hikari10: I am genderbending, why you think?

DPB: Do you know what Pokemon I am?

Hikari10: I'm still investigating.

DPB: Don't tell me your cute Oshawott has frisked me...

Hikari10: Yes, and he uncovered secret documents.

DPB: What? I did not do that?

Hikari10: For lying, you are a Liepard.

You are a Celebi, as you seem pure...

You are a because you're too lazy to do your sig.

Gothitelle for having a lot of black and white in your avatar and signature.

You=Jirachi.
I like Latias, you probably like Latias, chances are you like Jirachi as I do.

You're an Alakazam because you seem to be logical and like phychic-types!

X U L E K.

X: Xatu.

U: Umbreon.

L: Lantern

E: Elekid

K: Kyurem

What do these guys all have in common? Well, they all have an 'e' in their name...except for Xatu.

Xulek = Xatu...yes, that could work. But too easy!

Now, if the letters canceled

XULEK

Ulek? A pokemon that starts with U besides Umbreon, because Umbreon was eliminated earlier....hmm...wait!

Ulek?
U liek
Outdated meme= So i herd U LIEK Mudkipz.

Now, I would say you are Mudkip and stop there. But let's continue cancelling.

MUDKIP = ULIEK

MUDKIP

MP? Hmm...
Initials! For Magikarp!

Hence, you are Magikarp.

D A R K P O K E B A L L

That's 3 words of 4 letters.

I'm breaking it down:

D A R K

4+1+18+11 = 34

P O K E

16+15+11+5 = 47

B A L L

2+1+12+12 = 27

Now, add it together:

34 + 47 + 27 = 108

You are... Lickitung.

I'd say ur an Alakazan. Ur logical and creative.

because somehow everything in your profile reminds me of it.