Fire's Crimson Red Nuzlocke Adventure

1/ Can only catch the first Pokemon on each Route.
- Dupes clause, in the case that I encounter a Pokemon I already have, I can catch the next one instead.
2/ If a Pokemon faints, it is permanantly boxed.
3/ I can only use Pokemon in the box if a team member dies and I am replacing it.
4/ Heeeeeerrp.

Oh, such an amazing titlescreen. I've never seen that before in my life.

Yes and I'm glad to me--WHO ARE YOU!?

And was your Mother named stump? Or was that just her nickname?
Because I was log.

Affectionately? Professor? So...you experiment affectionately on people?

Animals too!?

So I can either spend money buying them food and stuff, or I can use them to build an army powerful enough to burn down my enemies, taking their riches for my own and having the world at my oyster?
Difficult choice...difficult choice...

Like I said..."I was log".
And I still am.
Only joking, my real name is...

Fire.


Pfft, you don't remember your own Grandson's name.
Even I remember it!
It was...uhh...hmm...I...I forgot.

Huh? Wait but...what?
*Just go with the flow, Fire, go with the flow*

Do I have to do anything?

OBLIGATORY-DRUGS-STORED-IN-10-YEAR-OLD'S-PC, GET!

Wait no Sims what is this.
A world without Sims is like Sims without a world.

Bye Mum I'm going out to fight monsters, take drugs, steal money, get involved with a criminal gang and a ton of other stuff unsuitable for a ten year old kid!
...No reply, of course.

Oh what it's that Cuckoo guy...

Well that's why I brought my AK47...

Protection...like...THAT kind of protection?
I don't want a Grimer rapped around my diddle :(

Impatient little bastard.

You're a scientist, and the smartest thing you've done so far is count to three. I salute you.

Yes, what about you. Dude, he never even remembered your name. He probably doesn't know you're still here.

*Fire Pokemon Litscorp

So who will it be, Tadturp, Tarnaquax Litscorp?
Choose wisely, as your choice will affect the whole run...

And the Pokemon I picked was...
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Yayz

Because it looks like Exodia and it will obliterate anything that stands in its path.
Hopefully.

That sounds very suggestive uhh...uhmm...Idk who are you again?

Oh look it has a vagina but it's male.

Now I can intoxicate my enemies with a deadly venom that will slowly drain away their life, leaving them a decaying, rotten corpse.
pogeymen r so kawaiii !

*After a minute and a half*


Yayz

SHOPPING SPREE EEEEEEK!!!

Forgot to take screens but when I entered the shop-keeper jumped me and told me to deliver something to Professor Oak.


I've had one battle you silly little ****.


Who do you think you're kidding? You honestly didn't think I opened it and took a peek on the way?
Well yes, I did.
So.
Oak.
...
...
...since when did you start making porn?

*INTERRUPTION*


Runs in the family.

In b4 another errand.

Yup.


Shame for you that I'm doing a nuzlocke then.

Or you could weaken it? You know, for a Professor, you really are thick.
Like an Oak tree.
IT ALL MAKES PERFECT SENSE!

Gary Mother ****ing Oak.

All right...it's time...My first capture awaits me...
it's...it's...it's!!!

tehGDS said:

Well I hope you'd make it, well good luck, remember, it's always good to use X anything in Nuzlockes and potions, I actually recommend you solo run it until you find a Pokemon that can counter that pokemon's weaknesses, like Caterpie or Mankey, or anything Electric, really, your team needs to be able to take every punch, so good luck on it!

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There is no Caterpie or Mankey :)

DrFuji said:

Yay! You chose the fire-poison-scorpion-kawaii-desu-thing-a-ma-jig.

Anyway, I'm glad that you've been able to get this hack back up and running so you can continue the Nuzlocke. On the other hand, screw you for not showing which Pokemon you're going to attempt to catch. Haven't you inserted it yet? XD

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Lol I inserted them but wanted to be suspenseful :(

So my first capture is...


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G'day.

Ouch, close one...BUT EXODIA CANNOT BE OBLITERATED.

Sooooooopieeeeeellll.
Forgot to screenshot its name, but its name is Derry, after an Australian friend of mines whose name escapes me.

TEAM MEMBER NUMBER 3

Omg...OMG! That's rare!

Mareep's long lost cousin basically.

This is one Woolworths that will NOT close down.

This was taken right in front of Nurse Joy (before the last screenshot too).
One more step and Woolworths would have to go online.
To the box, I mean.

FANTASTIC 4.

Oh nice. A generic bird that doesn't suck ass.

So it steals stuff.
Heheheh...I'm gonna like this guy...

Loony Lov...Luna Lovegood.

MEMBA NUMBA 5.

Meh. There is a better bug here that I would've liked.


Yeaaaaaaaahhh--this'll probably be boxed.

So yeah, this is pretty much just me catching Pokemon. But now that all the beginning stuff is done, we can get onto the good stuff next time (h).

Velkum bak chumz


The team after some Rare Candying grinding.
Time to see if all my grinding paid off...


Indeed it did.


BATTLE 2




They all died.


zomg u soo smrt 2 no dat 11!


You're the same size as almost everyone else in this game you silly little prick.


Baa


Baa


I...I kinda feel bad now.
I forgot to take the rest!


Yessums.


BATTLE OF THE SLUGZ.


You dead nao.
Hahaha, this battle is so eas--







VENGEANCE!!!


DIE YOU STUPID LITTLE BUG! GAAAAHHH!!!


DAMN ****ING STRAIGHT YOU LITTLE *****!!!


DIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!


MY ****ING POKEMON JUST DIED! THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!


RAGEKILL!!!





...Goodbye...DURRR...

DURRR
Lvl 5 - Lvl 9

Stupid bug catchers...well, first death so far,,,>_>

...Goodbye...DURRR...

DURRR
Lvl 5 - Lvl 9

tehGDS said:

Lol nice one there

Spoiler:

Lol that's a nice picture to show pain


Gah that poor pokemon, why? :(

Spoiler:

...Goodbye...DURRR...

DURRR
Lvl 5 - Lvl 9

Lol clouds.. does he float? D:

Well good luck, I'll be hoping you finish this, but remember guard each other's weaknesses.

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That's not funny. HE'S DEAD.

ChaosJester083 said:

Ah the first ones always the hardest but carry on wayward son

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I'll try :(

Team after some grinding. Hopefully they'll be strong enough for Brock Obama.

All right...

Showtime, *****es.



Lol Geodude.

Lol GeoDEAD.

I...what is that.

Well whatever it is it's dead.



I'm Fire, I'm Pewter Gym's Challenger.

My burning passion is evident in my name.

So...wait you're going to fight me with your dick?

And now you want to see mine too?

Oh...Oh ok...Damn it I thought I was getting somewhere too...

THAT ROCK POISONED MY SHEEP WHAAAAAAT

Uh-huh.

Ah long hard snake. So he IS fighting with his dick.

Regardless, this battle has been extremely easy so far.

Lol, this thing should be easy.

Herp bet you can't catch m--

HOLY MOTHER AND BROTHER AND SISTER OF GOD!
Switching, I aint losing anyone here.

LUNA!!!
Don't worry Luna, Exodia will avenge--

EXOOOOODDDIIIIIAAAAAAAA!!!

You have been avenged, my friends...

STICK IT UP YOUR ANUS HOLE!!!
You killed two of my friends...well I am not losing any more!

OH **** THIS ****!

Luna...

Exodia...

Woolworths...

I'm sorry.

Yeah this is all down to sheer stupidity. I made so many mistakes here. First off, I forgot what level I made Brock. I thought it was 15, so I thought I'd be fine if I grinded to 15. If I had gone just one more level then Exodia would've evolved. I was fine up until I got to Terrange, when I switched to Luna to get in a couple of Pursuits and faint it, but after just one pursuit it hit with Rock Tomb, Which I expected to miss after Smokescreen and also its low accuracy. So I ended up losing Luna. Then, I switched out to Exodia instead of Derry because I didn't think Headbutt would be enough and I forgot Poison wasn't very effective on Rock. So then I lost Exodia. Then, angry at losing two of my Pokemon, I forgot about the Antidote in my bag, and didn't heal Woolworths. So yeah tbh this is all my fault :\
I'm a murderer.