Is it Wrong?

No, it happens to the best if us.

Is it wrong to blast the song Bodies by Drowning Pool as you balefully watch random people.

No. Make sure they can hear it.

Is it wrong that I actually forgot my snake is dead earlier today?

I will! :D

No! You remember her as she was. Violent, and murdurous, but oh so cuddly.

Is it wrong that Don't Fear The Reaper by Blue Öyster Cult is one of my favorite songs?

NO. :|

Is it wrong that I'm too lazy to look up the emotes for this site?

No, post away!
Is it wrong that my friend sniffed sherbet and got high?

False! You arguement is invalid and you're a pansy! You can't get high by sniffing sherbert.

Is it wrong to tell little kids about the monster I totally saw come out of my closet and go under my bed?

No, they need to learn about fear early in life.

Is it wrong that I'm so tempted to set this song

to an animation of two Magikarp "battling" just because it would be amusing?

No.
When you do please post it.

Is it wrong that sometimes I hate technology?

No, technology can be annoying.

Is it wrong that I'm still laughing at the idea of that animation and song together? T:

No, sometimes I laugh about an event that happened years ago.

Is it wrong that I skipped school again? :C

Yes, you need a good education. D;

Is it wrong that I actually dreamed about PC last night? T:

No, weird dreams happens all the time.

Is it wrong that I'm drinking a cold drink before going outside in the cold? :C

Nah.
Stupid, maybe- but not wrong.

Is it wrong that I'm eating a burrito with a spoon?
Yeah, it is.

Depends, if you don't wanna use your hands, why not? :P A fork could be of better use tho *_*

Is it wrong, that I keep drinking coconut juice non stop? :C

Yes, you Hippie!!

Is it wrong that most of my hobbies are violent, dasterdly, involving sharp objects, or loud?

Yes, I tend to avoid most things that contain those attributes

Is it wrong that I saw BinaryPeaches' new avatar and was struck with ecstatic nostalgia?

No, I don't even know who that is
Is it wrong to find out what EVs and IVs are only now?

No, I didn't know both of them either, until recently. T:

Is it wrong that I tend to worry about strangers that I met over the internet?

No. You never know...
Is it wrong that Diglett has feet?

Yes, because Diglett should be banned from having any other body parts than the one we already see.

Is it wrong that I'm always playing my Pokemon games wherever I am?