Stupid Pick up Lines!

Let em out! What are some of the funniest and stupidest pick up lines you've ever heard/said...

And if you've actually been told one of em, that adds to the funnyness

Giirl! You must be from Tennessee cause your the only 10 I see!

^ lol
A lotta of us have heard this b4 prolly but here: Are you tired? Cause you've been runnin in my mind all day.

Dakota said:

Let em out! What are some of the funniest and stupidest pick up lines you've ever heard/said...

And if you've actually been told one of em, that adds to the funnyness

Giirl! You must be from Tennessee cause your the only 10 I see!

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XD

You know why are all numbers scared of seven? because 7-8-9 (if you dont get it, try and say it out loud o.O')

Dakota said:

Let em out! What are some of the funniest and stupidest pick up lines you've ever heard/said...

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heehee i wonder where u got this idea from ;)

"If I told you you had a good body, would you hold it against me?" XD

err..ningi that isnt a chat up line XD you'd use that on a girl O.O lol

DF dadragonz said:

err..ningi that isnt a chat up line XD you'd use that on a girl O.O lol

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Whaat? XD
Maybe you don't get it, its too st00pid XD (7-8-9 = Seven ate nine XD) *throws himself in the dustbin*

if ur father osama or sumthin?! coz u r da bomb baby XD

We get it Ningi, but we are talking about trying to get a girl interested in you. You know, that is usually what a pick up line is.

"I'm a big fan of Spongebob Squarepants"

I heard this on the radio. It's stupid:

1.)Sponge makes a girl think of something she likes to put against her body.
2.) It has big and pants in the same sentence or something like that.
3.) Square had something to do with it, but I forgot.

"Are your parents retarded, because your special. " OK why would you use this, because you are trying to impress a girl by insulting her? OK???

*wakes up* duuuh.... oh yeah! RIGHT! XD Pick up line! yeah thats what I was saying o.O'
I got one from my business teacher XD
"Hey, I might not be the cutest guy here,
but I am the only one talking to you!!"

*gets slapped by the girls* DOH!

Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.

Let me buy you an 'all you can eat' dinner.

Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!

Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?

Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.

I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on earth!

Hey babe...can you suck a golf ball thru 50 feet of garden hose? (I dont know what I was thinking posting this lol!)

Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!

Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.

I've gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade.

You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case.

My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to

There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself..... (Super lame)

Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.

Hi, my name is Doug. That's "god" spelled backwards with a little bit of you wrapped up in it.

I will post more up later.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

PiroMunkie said:

You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case.

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Lmao! These are hilarious!! XD

Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?

I know I'm horrible, Ningi! XD


Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street.

"The word of the day is Legs...let's go to my apartment and spread the word ;)"

BOO ya!