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So A Magikarp Walks Into A Bar...

MelchiorFlyer

Flygon
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and is kicked out for being a minor
So an Albino Umbreon walks into a bar... (pikakitten can probably guess what all the TRAINERS do)

Do I get a cookie? I get the reference!
 

pikakitten

You met with a terrible fate
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The anime where Ash catches 30 tauros at the Safari Zone.

And all the trainers try to catch her and she runs in a sewer. Nailed it!

So Pikakitten walks into a bar...
Or Syther, your choice...
 

MelchiorFlyer

Flygon
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So a pikakitten walks into a bar...
and Pikachu starts to attack. Pikakitten fights back and wins, gently.

So a Octillery squishes into a bar...

EDIT: p.s. You got it! :P
 
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pikakitten

You met with a terrible fate
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And everyone pours Beer/Moomoomilk lol on him and he calms down and drinks it off his head as it's pouring.

So a Nucleon walks into a bar...
Or Scizor, your choice...
 

MelchiorFlyer

Flygon
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So Nucleon walks into a bar...

and Ash sees him and says "Who's that pokemon?" and the pokedex says. 'Pokemon not found.' Ash gets all derpy and tries to catch it. Then the Nucleon uses Acid on Pikachu. You get a Rayquaza if you've seen the video.

So an Eevee walks into a bar...
 

pikakitten

You met with a terrible fate
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Yay! I get Rayquaza! Pikachu on Acid! Muk use Acid! Pikachu gets trippy. James: You can keep him.

And gets drunk and starts shifting through eeveelutions and so Draceon was created. No, that's not how that would be weird.

So a Caterpie walks into a bar...
 

MelchiorFlyer

Flygon
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and gets drunk. That's when it gets ugly...

So Misty walks into a bar...

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there you go pikakitten!
 
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Pink Mommy

Pokemon Breeder
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And kicks Dawn and May out because she's so much better.

So an Azumarill walks into a bar...
 
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