You're Banned (Pokémon Style) ! [Remember to make every post Pokémon related!]

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Banned cause for some reason i never lose when i'm Victini. Maybe it has something to do with the name Victory.

Glacier; Only if we had Pokedex's
Me: Wait i think i still have mine from when i was a Human. Hmmm looks like it doesnt work here...

Banned cos some Oshawottz have turned against you.

Banned cause oshawotts have altered the dictionaries out of jealousy.

Banned cos we all know how weird male Gardevoirs are.

Banned cause female Mr. Mimes are just as wierd *shudder*

You are BANNED for insulting Gardevoir!
Now they'll use telekinesis and make sure you never login again!
Edit: I ban you too, Nineray for posting sooner than I!

Banned because I ditched you all and went exploring with my Partner Vulpix.
Vulpix: So, Piplup, where should we explore next?
Me: Hmm... How about we go to this spot? *points to Waterfall Cave*

BANNED! because Meowth and I(I'll be a Poochyena) went off exploring.
DARKPOKEBALL: Where should we look for Dialga and Palkia?
MEOWTH: Nineray has teamed up with a Glaceon, Cosmotone has teamed up with a Vulpix and Cynda, and we're alone. Nineray's whereabouts are unknown, and Cosmotone is in Waterfall Cave.
DARKPOKEBALL: Um...what?
MEOWTH: We need to find a lapras. They can travel the world in a matter of hours. Chances are, Spear Pillar exists in this world too.
DARKPOKEBALL: Alright let's go find Lapras!....It's so weird to be walking on all fours.

Banned cos Kanto's starters are overrated:

Banned cause u can't accept their straightforward supremacy

Banned cause either red has two of all his pokemon or alot of them have had a gender change because Pikachu Charizard and Venasuar were always male then i faced them in heartgold.

Me; So let me get this straight, you try to kill me Kokotko and Glacier, you suceed in killing our escort, you leave me with sticky items and you want to join our exploration team?
Snivy: Yes...
Me: Welcome to the Team
Glacier: How exactly does Ninerays logic work?
Kokotko: I have no clue...

You're banned for violating rules of safety with deceiving Snivies. Don't trust their recommendations...the cake is a lie.

Snivy: I bet you all could use an experienced professional such as me on your side...
Me: Have ya heard that? He just stated that he wanted to kill us all! Don't trust him!
Glacier: Just let Nineray make his decisions, I bet it's the correct one, I trust him.
Me: Alright, you persuaded me. Let's get the show on the road. We should find Chikorita. He's proved to be very useful and I dunno where he went...

Banned cos Snivy disagrees with that:

Banned cos Snivy crushed your Oshawotts :)
Talk to the hand!

Banned cos Oshawott used Ice Beam! You're screwed.

Banned cos u force Oshawotts to learn TM moves. A tiny otter and Ice Beam? Don't make me laugh! :D

Banned cause Chainsaw Meowth lost his chainsaw

Chainsaw Meowth: My life is over....
Meanwhile...
Me:Hey look i have a tail *Tries to chase it*
Glacier and Kokotko: *Facepawlm*

BANNED! because we successfully found a Lapras.
CHAINSAW MEOWTH: Luckily, a Lapras happened to be the thief that took my chainsaw!
DARKPOKEBALL: Yaaay! Now let's ride Lapras to Spear Pillar!
LAPRAS: Fine...hmph.

Banned cos you misuse Lapras. Wicked soul!

Me: Stop acting like a Skitty. It makes me feel embarrassed. First you accept a murderer Snivy into the team and then instead of heading into the dungeons you chase your tail?!
Glacier: Never mind, come on, Nineray, fun's over. We've got to go.
Nineray: *Groan* What a drag, I was really enjoying this for a while...whatever, we have a mission ahead, come on guys, onwards!

Banned cos I just got some breaking news.

Team Rocket successfully steal Ash's Pikachu!