Generate Your Pokemon Life

I'm a Togekiss.

...

Well, there are worse things to be. Even if I do look like a failed flying machine crossed with a cuddly toy.

My parents are a pair of Flygon.

Wow. I bet I'm such a disappointment.

"Dear, our egg's about to hatch! We'll have a beautiful baby drago- oh sweet Lord, what did we do to deserve this?"

My girlfriend/boyfriend is a Drifblim.

I expect neither of us can find anyone else who's willing to overlook the fact that we're ridiculously ugly; birds of a feather flock together. Also balloons.

My rival is a Rhydon.

I should probably surrender now. Maybe if I do that, he'll decide not to shred me to pieces with Stone Edge. Unless I can get my friend to help me. Yeah! My best friend will help me take down this Rhydon!

My best friend is a Patrat.

...

I think I'm going to order my tombstone now and write a will.

My pet is a Roselia.

I suppose I could throw her at the Rhydon and get rid of her while buying myself some time to escape. Might work.

In short, my life as a Pokémon seems destined to be brief and rather unsatisfactory.

Now this one is almost too good to be true.

1.) Imma Regice. That's right, I am the Ice Man.

2.) My parents are Jirachi. Best. Parents. Ever.

3.) My gf is Venipede. This is why I said this was almost too good to be true.

4.) My rival is Wingull. Rival for what is what I want to know.

5.) My best friend is Seismitoad. Okay, he can be cool.

6.) And my pet is Exploud. Good thing I got those reinforced steel earplugs.

1. The Pokemon you're going to be tomorrow: Crawdaunt. Not what I'd hope for. :(
2. Your Pokemon Parents: Zoroark. I think I was adopted.
3. Your Girl/Boy Friend: Nosepass. Um.
4. Your Rival: Froslass. A fitting rival.
5. Your Best Friend: Ampharos. Shiny.
6. Your Pet: Pawniard. Out of all the pokemon I get a person-shaped pet.

1. The Pokemon you're going to be tomorrow Caterpie - ...
2. Your Pokemon Parents Sandile - ...
3. Your Girl/Boy Friend Remoraid - ...
4. Your Rival Blissey - wtf?
5. Your Best Friend - Cubone - ...
6. Your Pet Kricketune - ...

Tomorrow's gonna be a sucky day..

1. Yanma - WHEE I CAN FLY I CAN FLY! :D Although I don't think I like the easily squashed body.
2. Luvdisc - Well okay then.
3. Floatzel - Okay then. I've always pictured Floatzel as more masculine in appearance, but whatevs. Could be much, much worse, like Vespiquen or Muk.
4. Minccino - Alrighty. I think I could beat this.
5. Mamoswine - A very good friend for a tiny little bug like Yanma to have.
6. Scizor - FREAKING SWEET, DUDE!

1. Kricketot - Oh, yay, another bug. This'll be fun. NOT.
2. Bellossom - At least their dancing skills aren't embarrassing. And they're nice.
3. Boldore - DO NOT WANT. ;_;
4. Accelgor - NOT COOL, BRAH. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BEAT THAT? ;_;
5. Watchog - I WANT MAMOSWINE BACK! ;_;
6. Farfetch'd - LEEK SLAPPING IS AWESOME. SO IS THIS FARFETCH'D.

1.) Imma Floatzel. Not one of my favorites, but okay.

2.) My parents are Golurk, though I don't see how that's physically possible since they're robots.

3.) My gf will be Zubat. She will literally suck the life out of me.

*Now here's where things get interesting.*
4.) My rival is Unown. This would be expected from someone raised by Ghost-type Pokemon.

5.) My best friend is Haunter, which pleases my ghostly parents.

6.) And my pet is...you guessed it. Another Ghost Pokemon. Spiritomb!

1. Yanma - Oh yay I can fly again.
2. Aipom - This is interesting.
3. Seaking - Displeased. But better than Boldore by miles.
4. Kyogre - SO NOT FAIR. HE'S LEGENDARY! D:
5. Garbodor - I have a stinky best friend who'll scare off all my other friends. :( at least he'll keep Kyogre away
6. Marowak - Now this I like.

Me:Durant, I hate spiders
Parents: Vulpix, if they hit I would take 4x the damage lulz
Girlfriend: Braviary, um...
Rival: Dialga, OH S***!!!!!!!
Best Friend: Houndoom, again 4x effective on me. And a dog and a spider huh, doesn't make sense does it
Pet: Bonsly, I got a plant as my pet
SMH

1. The Pokemon you're going to be tomorrow: Heracross. Hey, not bad.
2. Your Pokemon Parents: Parasect. Another bug type, makes sense.
3. Your Girl/Boy Friend: Mamoswine. It's an odd relationship.
4. Your Rival: Honchkrow. Just my luck - flying type.
5. Your Best Friend: Slakoth. Well you're no help.
6. Your Pet: Ivysaur. Okay, I like how this ended.

1. Lopunny - I am not sure what to think of my more feminine appearance. I do like my "hops", though.
2. Horsea - I got tiny, adorable parents again.
3. Simisear - I'd have preferred a Lopunny since I'm a Lopunny, but I'm okay with this.
4. Oshawatt - that site can't spell. It's Oshawott. Weak little rival.
5. Grimer - I have a stinky best friend again.
6. Absol - Pretty awesome pet, I must say.