1,000 Ways to get Kicked Out of Walmart [v.2]

1226
Sit on everything in the mall.

1227

Use Hyper Voice on the Cashier!

1228
Put pepper spray on every customer's eyes everytime they grab something from the aisles.

1229
Kill everyone. Especially if they deserve to die.

1230 (Cool, I just counted up to 1230)
Drop smelly melted chocolate on the customers thinking it's poo.

1231

Zergling rush all the customers and make them ragequit.

1231.

Dress up as Ash and try and capture everybody in a Poke ball, like fling them at peoples heads and then when they look your way, scream and run away, knocking everything out of the shelves!! >:D

To Angelomanalo, if you ruled the world, we wouldn't have a moments peace, haha. xD

1232
Throw a water balloon on a customer's pants and say to everyone he/she peed.

1233

Heat the place up when its already hot outside

1234
Stare at the customers creepily.

1235

Playing dead in the meat department

1236
Pop out of nowhere and wear a chainsaw mask and say "peanut butter?"
Haha, that's what I said wearing a chainsaw mask before...

1237

Ask the wimpiest cashier to move 6 bags of very heavy dog food to the front, by hand, saying that the trolleys will crush it and only the natural shape of the human body could keep it in shape. Then act like a personal trainer and cheer them on as they carry it, yelling at them when they drop it or try to drag it. After all 6 bags are at the front, pause for a moment and then say, "Nah, I changed my mind" and just leave.

1238

play rave music full volume.

1239
Pretend to be a secret agent, smash all the windows, and jump along the aisles.

1240.

Empty all of the honey and syrup on the floor then pour flour into all of it, then get a trolley and run it through the unmanly blob and make a mess EVERYWHERE! :D Man, if I was Satan, you would worship me. >:X

1241. Throw a tomato at an employee. If they confront you about it, say that it was someone next to you.
1242. Walk up to an employee and ask "Can I help you?".
1243. Sneak into the bathroom with a towel and a large circular fruit. Groan loudly, and after a long while, walk out of the stall with the fruit hidden in the towel saying "it's a boy" or "it's a girl". Even more humorous if you're a guy.
1244. Grab items and secretly place them into other people's carts. Made funnier if they have kids.
1245. Run around harassing old people asking if they're your grandmother.
1246. Turn all the computers to... inappropriate websites.
1247. Advertise K-Mart, telling them how K-Mart has lower prices.

That's all I got.

1248. Two words: Throw, and fish.

1249.

Grab one of the mops, grab the honey, pour it all on the floor, then mop it all over the ground. :P

BEWARE! Janitor may kill you. xD

1249.

Grab one of the mops, grab the honey, pour it all on the floor, then mop it all over the ground. :P

BEWARE! Janitor may kill you. xD