1,000 Ways to get Kicked Out of Walmart [v.2]

1088- Shout cuss words at the manager.

1089.
The following is a five step plan:
Step One: Learn martial arts.
Step Two: Enter nearest wal-mart store. If male, have no shirt. The more muscles the better. If female, have no pants. Make sure your underwear isn't too revealing.
Step Three: Challenge a random customer to a 'Mortal Kombat.' Be as dramatic as you can. Double points if random customer is actually the manager.
Step Four: Beat down random customer until they are bloodied and dizzy, about to fall over unconsciously. Let nobody interfere with the fight.
Step Five: Perform an extremely gruesome manuever, such as ripping the spine out of the spot where the head used to be until you ripped it off. Once done, scream "Fatality" for the world to hear.

1090.
Walk into a Wal-Mart. Then

1091.
Randomly start doing the mambo whilst listening to 80s One-Hit-Wonders on a boombox.
Point to anybody you see wearing more then three colors and loudly order them to "Shake It Baby!!"

1092.
Stand in the middle of the electronics department singing the batman theme song.

1093.
Play Blockado. (Block all the doors and windows by nailing tables/boards over them.)

1094

Tell everyone that the apocalypse is not real.

Go inside wearing clothes.
Go in the dressing room, come back out naked.

And start shopping naked. If someone is trying to stop you, yell "HELP, SEXUAL HARASSMENT"

1096

Prance around in a tutu (or a business suit if you're a girl) and yell "Sieg Heil!"

1097
Hide in the crane machine and when ever some kid comes to play, emerge from the stuffed animals and go "GET AWAY YOU MOTHERBUCKER!!!!!" And start throwing stuffed animals at the glass. This is also a great way to get that one stuffy you want but could never grab.

1098. Do a scavenger hunt, finding dolls in the store named after part of that song "Mambo #5."

1099.
Start dancing like Psy and Elvis Presley in front of the Eye Glasses center.

2000.
Run into the bathrooms and start making sexual noises. And say "OH YEAH! THAT'S HOW TO DO IT RIGHT!"

2001 (We're way over 1000 xD)
Rape. That will be all. What? No! Don't rape anybody just say this over the intercom... sicko.

2002
Find the closest person to you and grab them and knock them into a group of people, yelling STRIKE! afterwards.

2003
Find every perfume you can, mix them, spray it across the store and yell "Everybody, evacuate the building! We have a gas leak!"

I don't recommend doing anything mentioned in this thread.

2004. Ask someone with boots, and name your house Walmart.

1105. Hack into the iPads and have them all show "The Crazy Nastyass Honey Badger" YouTube video on repeat, on full volume.

1106. Blast the most explicit screaming heavy metal music onto the PA system.

1107
Get a box of condoms, hold on to it, and start propositioning random employees/customers.

1108
Have a thumb tack with you. Poke tiny holes in the milk cartons.

1109:
Gather a bunch of friends up, dress up in epic costumes, and play a store-wide game of paintball.

1110:
Walk in and buy the following...

1. The largest knife you can find.
2. A shovel.
3. Super heavy duty black trash bags. Large.
4. Duct tape.
Proceed to explain to the cashier that "It's not for me....it's for a...uh... friend..."

1111:
Stick "#1" magnets to everything (products, people, walls,etc)..... with a hot glue gun.

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Fall in love with the cashier. While trying to ask her out, be as awkward as possible. In the end, ask where the nearest Target is because you got lost and you're too embarassed.

11 13.
OH NO! Darkpokeball's posting with the number 13 involved in his post yet again! In order to stop this from happening, you must go time-travelling and stop Wal-Mart from ever being created. WIthout Wal-Mart, this thread wouldn't exist. Without this thread, you can't get kicked out of Wal-Mart. REalizing your loss, go back in time, and tackle your past self to save Wal-Mart. Then, break your time machine. The discharge from the break should teleport you to present day, Wal-Mart. Proceed to fight with your past self, and both versions of you will get kicked out for fighting.

11 14.
Get a megaphone. Talk about muffins through your megaphone in Wal-Mart.

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Walk into Wal-mart and steal everything. EVERYTHING.

1117
Start a game of Watermelon dodgeball. Start with the manager.

1118

Play a tango song full blast, start a tango line and dance throughout the store, dragging random people into the line with you. Be sure to drag the manager as well.

1119 bring mew two and rayquaza with u

#1,120: Walk in dressed as LMFAO in Sexy and I Know It, with boom box blasting the song.