Well I don't care much that this thread doesn't tolerate slagging off members of PC, because if I have an issue with someone I deal with them directly. Kudos for not rewarding cowardice.
Anyway... for entertainment's sake I'll join the fun.
Dear anonymous,
You are a gum-bumping sack of snake feces. A boil on the ass of humanity. A ripple in time that should have never occurred and an all-around miserable piece of ♥♥♥♥ing ♥♥♥♥.
If words could kill, I'd have shoved a dictionary in your face a long time ago. You are everything I aspire to never be; everything I hope I never become. If I ever even slightly feel myself starting to mirror one of your idiosyncrasies or qualities, I will walk directly into a freight train.
I hope you change not only for your sake, but for the sake of everything that is good and pure. I may no longer have to deal with you, but God help the poor, unfortunate ♥♥♥♥s that find themselves stuck with you.
Sincerely,
the man that will become your worst ♥♥♥♥ing nightmare if you ever decide to try to do what you did to my family again.