Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

Granted. Enjoy your Zubat, Koffing, and Ratatta, grunt.

I wish that I could ponder philosophy in a way that would be acceptable by my Humanities instructor.

Granted. Your Humanities Instructor accepts you... as a terrible failure.

I wish to date James and get rid of Jessie!!!

Granted. You soon become a part of a crappy fanfic.

I wish for a pet monkey named Antoine that knows how to fly.

Granted, but it goes ultra-crazy and kills you.

I wish for a monkey who eats all my teachers.

Granted, but instead you have to be taught by the monkeys.

I wish that my dog could bath himself.

Granted, but now your dog has to bath you as well!

I wish that I knew what classes I wanted to take.

sure.....your in all special ed classes

i wish for pudding

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COOK.exe corrupted. pudding.FOD.exe aborted

godotscript.exe has encountered a corruption. pudding.clr executed

@pudding.gdt{dlt=CHOC.clr}

PUDDING.jpg corrupted. PUDDING.mp5 executed with error.

godotscript.exe has encoutered a sever error and needs to close. PUDDING.mp5 lacks PUDDING.tst.clr and COOK.exe is corrupted. SaMNeLa.vrs is ROM.
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Wish Granted. But the pudding is undercooked. It has Salmonella.

I wish for godotscript.exe to not be corrupted anymore.

denied.......insufficient memory......

i wish this would happen to you

Being greek spartans have an alliance with all greek colonies so i get instant anti-shoopage.(i think my ethnicity actually came in handy there)
I wish the next person gets attacked by mudkipz. All 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000 of them

Granted. All the Mudkip gently sprinkle water on me. Then they turn to you and all of them use mud slap.
I wish I was the king of England FOREVER

Granted, but we English finally have a rebellion and kill the new King.

I wish for poni- J/k. I wish to be Prime Minister of England.

Granted. You do a horrible job and England is now a colony of the United States. Congratulations.

I wish for a crumpet.

Granted, but the genie forgets to corrupt it and blows up, killing you.

I wish for every Doctor Who episode ever on one DVD.

Granted, but it's a DVD-like disk from the future and you can't play it. :<

I wish to have some cookies.

Your cookie is poisoned. You die. Painfully.

I wish that I could be in Friends! :P

Granted but your the gay lover of chandler.
I wish i was in star wars.

Granted, you're now an annoying Wookie.

I wish to witness an epic battle against Rocky & Rambo.

Granted. Your eyeballs melt away from your face shortly after you witness it because you are not worthy of the epicness.

I wish I knew how to do a fad.

Granted but the fad was so freaking stupid annoying and well retarded it just plain died in 1 day.
I wish for more sugar.