March Maaaadness

They are haha. c;
I didn't start shooting until a year or two ago, though. The first time I shot was a 9mm and it actually stung my hands, but I enjoyed it, anyway.

Aww. I just realized that three people mentioned wanting to meet me on that thread in OVP. (B

@Jz
But that's no fun.
Joking. x; I agree.

Dear PC: I am drunk off of vodka and generic diet coke

Have some BEER!!!! TOUJOURS!!!!

Toujie's bringing up the alcohol discussion again. Oh boy. Drink responsibly, Toujie!

And speaking of alcohol, how is it that the one time I want to go to a party to try some, there is none? Ugh.

Ditching that oath of yours, Dipu? x;

I hate beer sorry car :(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((

I'm not a big fan of beer either, but here's SUM MOAR ALCOHOL HARDCORE:



I know I promised I'd write you a love song
But instead I just wrote you a drunk song
Because love is pathetic
But seventy proof is no less than poetic

You look your best when my vision is blurry
That's not what I meant I can't keep from slurring
Because love is emetic
But not if you bought me a shot and I hit it

Drink 'till you're crazy
Dance 'till you're sick
Take off your bra
Give it to the 'stick

Drink 'till your're crazy
Dance 'till you're sick
Acknowledge the dumb
Give in to the 'stick

I can't see, now I have to pee
And I can't count to three
But I can count to JAGERMEISTER!

YEAH!

Chug! Chug! Chug!
Chug! Chug! Chug!
Chug! Chug! Chug!
Chug! Chug my Jagermeister!

Chug! Chug! Chug!
Chug! Chug! Chug!
Chug! Chug! Chug!
Chug! Chug my Jagermeister!

Chug! Chug! Chug!
Chug! Chug! Chug!
Chug! Chug! Chug!
Chug! Chug my JAGERMEISTER!!!

WHEW!

Drink 'till you're crazy
Dance 'till you're sick
Take off your bra
Give it to the 'stick

Drink 'till your're crazy
Dance 'till you're sick
Acknowledge the dumb
Give in to the 'stick


I need to get off this medication soon, because JAGERMESITEEEEEERRRRRRR!!!!!!!

Alcohol talk again? I havent had a drink in a while.

Yes. :c Considering it was a promise to myself, I feel like it's okay. I don't break promises, though, so it's gonna suck to do. Only reason I'm doing it is cause I didn't promise someone else. Still won't do weed though. Never~

Someone take away Toujie's car keys. Now.

Ah, I see. I don't make promises solely because I know I'll end up breaking them, eventually. c; Well, most of the time, at least.

Someone else has to take her keys. I don't know where she lives.

Honeybunny! Give me your car keys! There's NO WAY you're driving home! >:C

LilJz1234 said:

Really? o.o
How old are you now?

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15. Not that bad, maybe she'll realize the colossal ****-up she made before then.

Oh, God, I can't help but laugh at Psychostick's song titles:

Two Ton Paperweight (about a car that won't work)

Orgasm = Love

In A Band to Get Chicks

Prozac Milkshake

Fake My Own Death and Go Platinum

Scrotal Torment




Okay, I'll stop.

Toujours said:

Dear PC: I am drunk off of vodka and generic diet coke

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dear god,

thank you

or curses

depends

Guys I don't have a car and I'm staying at my boyfriends tonight qhi h is where i am now so I'm fineeee

Also, diet coke has been proven to give cancer. Food for thought. Or soda for though, rather.

Play safe, Toujie!

had to.

tonight qhi h is where i am

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She really is drunk.


Dipu...you mean the aspartame, right? That's in virtually every diet soda, you know. c:

Toujours said:

Guys I don't have a car and I'm staying at my boyfriends tonight qhi h is where i am now so I'm fineeee

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qhi h

qhi h

qhi h

No you're not alright >=/

Bloodex said:

Also, diet coke has been proven to give cancer. Food for thought. Or soda for though, rather.

Play safe, Toujie!

had to.

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That is false, Im too drunk to explain but when I'm sober I'll tell you why that makes me mad and etc etc

Plus diet gets youdrunk faster!

Toujie really is drunk, oh god. D;

I need to find myself some Vodka. I wanna join on and turn this DCC into a booze party. =D