Corrupt a Wish

Granted, but the capture mechanics change due to this. You can't capture a wild mantine, the sprite change causes the game to think two different pokemon are on the field at once. You get the "impossible to aim a Pokeball" message every time.

I wish to be mentored by Wallace in the art of being a pokemon coordinator!

EmTheGhost said:

Granted! But you have to get it by eating blue Pokeblocks until your trainer's (hidden) Beauty stat is maxed out. If you've fed your trainer sub-optimal blue Pokeblocks (or, heaven forbid, another color) at any point during the game, or if your trainer happens to not like those, then...guess you're out of luck! (Can we interest you in this tattered Feebas smock?)

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I like this!!! You did me proud!

Granted, but he is an extremely intense coach who will throw poisoned ice cream at your face every time you make even the tiniest mistake! ;D

I wish all of the Gen 9 starters will be birds! ^_^

Granted, but the professor who offers you the bird starters is a creepy guy who keeps trying to get you to eat strange, glowing purple ice cream behind the back of the lab. You swear Prof. Palm has a face that looks just like a Sandshrew under that hood he wears!

I wish to meet the real Jirachi and it will offer me 3 wishes.

Granted, but you'll die after the 3rd wish.

I wish for new device that would work as Pokédex.

Granted and it glitches the game everytime you try to access it.

I wish every future game would be incredulously easy.

Granted, you win the game by typing in your name as soon as the professor asks who you are. You are immediately escorted into the hall of fame and the credits roll. I hope that won't be too hard.

I wish ice types had fewer weaknesses.

Granted, but they retain the normal weaknesses + an additional Poison weakness if you play on a Monday, Thursday, or Sunday.

I wish Dragon type Pokemon were not so abnormally slow to gain experience.

Granted! Instead, they'll gain experience so abnormally fast that they'll develop a mind of their own and disobey you regardless of badges!

I wish the move Cut had at least 75 power and 100 accuracy.

VisionofMilotic said:

Granted, but the professor who offers you the bird starters is a creepy guy who keeps trying to get you to eat strange, glowing purple ice cream behind the back of the lab. You swear Prof. Palm has a face that looks just like a Sandshrew under that hood he wears!

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OMG, this just made my day ahahahahaha! XD

Granted, but only Mew can learn it.

I wish that I was a Saiyan.

Granted, unfortunately the Saiyans happen to be at war with the world with pocket monsters right now, so joining a pokemon website is treason. Prince Vegeta orders you to wear a Magikarp mask to forever hide your face from your proud brothers, and banishes you to a prison colony.

I wish for Roselias in my garden to happily brew wonderful rose perfumes from any loose petals they don't need.

Janp said:

Granted, but you'll die after the 3rd wish.

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Then I will stay alive by just making 2 wishes, or use my 3rd wish to ask not to die after making it.

Granted, but the petals they lose are the ones infected with their toxic poisons.

I wish I had every Pokemon game that will release in the next 100 years

Granted! Enjoy 100 years worth of Kanto remakes! ;)

I wish all Poké Mart items were cheaper.

Granted, but all that is available are basic items, and you can never access revives


I wish Hoenn was the region in Gen 1

Granted, but the memory on the GB cartridge won't be enough to hold all that extra data, so it'll get corrupted along the way.

I wish Crobat evolved from Golbat via leveling up.

Granted, but now Zubat no longer evolves into Golbat via level up. It evolves into Golbat by trade exclusively with a held item called wooden stake. The wooden stake can only be obtained from a phantom collector who appears once a month on a random day only from from midnight to 3:00. To receive the wooden steak must show have a high level (over 70) zubat in your party with max friendship. The collector's location is always changing, a different cave each month.

I wish to be initiated into the Draconids and become a lorekeeper.

Granted but they only show up once a year.

I wish Body slam was a HM.

Granted, but enjoy having only 30 power and 90 accuracy!

I wish Munchlax was easier to find in DPPt

Granted, but he is a single-stage evolution now. Who's Snorlax?

I wish contests were still in pokemon games, still had dancing, and had dress-up rounds to customize not just the pokemon but trainer, and all new battles!

Granted, but now they require you to have a contest pass that you only get by reaching the first contest hall quickly enough

I wish I had a real life Eevee as a pet, that no one else knew about, and could also level up and learn moves

That would be so cool. I wish I didn't have to corrupt this. Well granted, but Eevee was painted with an invisible paintbrush. You can't see it. But when its wearing clothes at least you'll know if its in the room.



I wish Arbok had a strong mega that was dragon/poison and learned dragon dance.