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You're Banned (Pokémon Style) ! [Remember to make every post Pokémon related!]

Nineray

Green Okido
169
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12
Years
Banned cause my Endure was epic

Cosmo: Nineray you don't know endure do you?
Me: No i got rid of that move a long time ago...
Darkpokeball: Then how did you dodge Hydro Pump?
Me: I surrounded myself with a small Psychic no one noticed it, anyways we need to go on, how about we go after Mews Favorite Glitter Ball. He can turn invisible but so can i so th-
Cosmo: Hold on you could have turned invisible this whole time and save us form having to take out 99 monster houses AND palkia?
Me: I didn't cause i knew it was the only way we could get our friends returned to this Dimension now lets go we have no time to waste
 

Cosmotone8

silhouette of the past
1,758
Posts
12
Years
Banned for being a Grubby Pup and not a Grubbull.
Me: So, where do we find Mew?
Darkpokeball: Hmm....How about we look in the Glitter Castle?
Nineray: But that dungeon is only a myth! How are we supposed to find it?
Darkpokeball: How about we ask the town elder, Torkoal?
Me: Sounds like a good idea. Let's go.
 

Cosmotone8

silhouette of the past
1,758
Posts
12
Years
Banned for being a playground battler!
Torkoal: The Glitter Castle...Is that the....wait, I forgot.
Me: Urm, you know, the mythical castle where Mew supposedly is?
Torkoal: Oh yes! I do remember that! The Glitter Castle is a moving dungeon. It never stays in one place.
Nineray: How does that work? A dungeon can't just move.
Torkoal: It can if it's in the sky. Mew keeps it up there on a cloud.
Me: How do we get up there?
Torkoal: You ask...uh, what's that fella's name...oh yes! You need to ask Rayquaza to take you there.
Darkpokeball: Where do we find Rayquaza?
Torkoal: You must climb the Sky Summit. It's here *points* on your map.
Me: So we have to climb Sky Summit, get to Rayquaza, ask him how to find Glitter Castle and then go through Glitter Castle to find Mew.
Torkoal: Yes. Good luck and have fun with Rayquaza's temper!
Nineray: Wait, what?
 
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Banned for attempting to go to Rayquaza!

Alakazam: We've just received data. Our rivals are headed towards Rayquaza's domain. Should we attack them?
Me: Nope. The domain is a very hard to reach place, and the domain itself is seriously hard to pass through. They'd be done before they reach the top.
Alakazam: Alright, but Lucario's already been sent up there.
Me: WHAT?! You sent the general there? Oh, no! He's gonna die! Oh, fine. We'll go. For Lucario!
Alakazam: Yes, sir! I'll gather the army. You'd like 3 Pokemon to follow you, sir?
Me: Yes. Go get me the best ones!
Alakazam: Roger!
 

Cosmotone8

silhouette of the past
1,758
Posts
12
Years
Banned for deserting Lucario.
Me: Hydro Pump! Take that Jumpluff!
Nineray: Quick, go for the stairs!
Darkpokeball: Dark Pulse! Die Banette!
*All go up stairs*
Me: Wait, is this a...?
Nineray: MONSTER HOUSE!
Me: Quick, let's go! *throws down petrify orb and runs up stairs* Alright, we made it this far.
Nineray: Who's that? *points to Lucario, sitting down nursing wounds*
Me: I don't know, but it doesn't look like its in good condition. *walks over to Lucario* Hey, are you alright?
Lucario: Yes, I'm fine....Just a little battered, that's all.
Darkpokeball: Try to stand up.
Lucario: Ow! I can't.
Me: Here, take this. *feeds Sitrus Berry*
Lucario: I feel better now. Thank you! Now how can I repay you...Oh, I know! How about I go with you to the top?
Me: Sounds good. *recruitment jingle plays*
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That was a lengthy response. xD
 
258
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Urgh...you're banned for recruiting Lucario!

Alakazam: Sergeant, this is terrible! Lucario's been taken hostage!
Me: WHAT?! You've forced my hand...Zekrom, I call upon you!
Zekrom: Now, what are your ideals? I am ready to help.
Me: Lucario's been take hostage, and I need you to stop them! Zekrom, I ask for your Bolt Strike!
Zekrom: And that shall happen. But who are these people that I should attack?
Me: Alakazam, can you explain that?
Alakazam: Yes. They're an exploration team headed to the top of this very dungeon.
Me: What? Why didn't you tell me? Because now...I know who to hit! LUCARIO, YOU TRAITOR!!
Zekrom: Lucario's our target now? Well, I shall call upon Reshiram instead. He's a lot better at defeating Steel-types than me.
Me: Then get him here!
Reshiram: Zekrom, what's the issue? I'm sure the truth is that it's because of a fellow's ideals, right?
Zekrom: Exactly. I need your Blue Flare to hit a Lucario that's about to go to the top of this exact dungeon.
Reshiram: Affirmative. You have my word! And that is the truth.
 

darkpokeball

Beware the Chainsaw Meowth 0.o
762
Posts
14
Years
*Reshiram heads off*
RESHIRAM: Prepare to be stopped! Including you, Lucario...
DARKPOKEBALL: Wait..what?!
LUCARIO: Oh no...it's the legendary fire pokemon Reshiram!
COSMOTONE: WE'RE SCREWED!
RESHIRAM: FUSION FLARE!
LUCARIO, DARKPOKEBALL, and COSMOTONE: Aaaah! IF THAT HITS, WE'RE TOAST!
*everyone teleports to the next floor*
NINERAY: Hai everyone! I found the staircase before the flare could hit you!
DARKPOKEBALL: Let's get to Rayquaza quick! There's an angry Reshiram after us!
*everyone runs*
 
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Banned for showing Reshiram using Fusion Flare.

Reshiram: They ran away, sir.
Me: Huh...Fine, let's just do this the basic way.
Zekrom: You mean...
Me: Yes, the normal chase.
Reshiram: Aw, man! In that case, I'm leaving.
Zekrom: Yeah, me too! It's boring!
Alakazam: I guess they hate that. But they didn't know, right?
Me: Yup. Alakazam! Teleport me, please!
Alakazam: Affirmative. Heading out to the top!
 

darkpokeball

Beware the Chainsaw Meowth 0.o
762
Posts
14
Years
BANNED! because we're nearly at Rayquaza!
LUCARIO: Huff puff! There's the last staircase! Once we ascend, we'll be at Rayquaza!
RAINY GARDEN OF FIRE: BOOM! It's me! PREPARE FOR TROUBLE!
ALAKAZAM: And make it double!

DARKPOKEBALL: Monkey feathers!
COSMOTONE: Oh my gosh, look! It's Zuko's Mom!
*RAINY GARDEN OF FIRE and ALAKAZAM look*
NINERAY: Go! Go! Go!

*We all ascend the staircase.*

RAYQUAZA: zzzz....oh, dialga, stay away...*snort*...oh...you...keheheh
DARKPOKEBALL: So...who wants to wake him up?
 
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Banned for having Typhlosion in your avatar and signature!

Rayquaza: Urf...the temporal...power...will...die.
Me: He seems troubled. Alakazam, shock him out of it!
Alakazam: Affirmative.
ZING!
Rayquaza: Urrgh...what is it now?
Me: Well, an intruder came in, and they needed help.
Rayquaza: Urf...Well, the issue is, I'm setting up war.
Me: Say whaaat? A war? Is Dialga making trouble again?
Rayquaza: Uh...yeah.He's broken this location down. Luckily, I have some pieces of ozone to fill it in. And he'll die.
Me: Say WHAAAT?! No way! I won't let you do so! Then the whole universe's gonna freeze in time! So, what would we do, huh?
Rayquaza: If you'd like a fight, then a fight will be done.
Me: Uh...Alright! We'll take the challenge!
DarkPokeBall: Uh, can we talk now?
Me: No, and you can't ask for his help. What do you even need anyway?
DarkPokeBall: Uh...We'd like to be sent over to a place. Do you need the co-ordinates?
Me: Yeah.
Rayquaza: Enough! We'll have to fight! Or you're my competitor.
Me: Alright, alright! Kyurem, Zekrom! I require your assistance!
Kyurem: A fusion? Awesome!
Zekrom: Oh no, not another one...
Me: True. Zekrom! Convert yourself!
Zekrom: This again?
BZZZT!
Kyurem: Awesome! Time to fuse!
BZZZT! BOOM!
Me: Now, Black Kyurem! Attack the Rayquaza! Outrage!
Black Kyurem: Aw, yeah! Time for the attack!
BOOM!
Rayquaza: Gah! You-you...urrgh...
Me: Now, DarkPokeBall, what's the co-ordinates to the location?
DarkPokeBall: In truth, there's no such thing as one for this place. It moves around so many times, it switches co-ordinates every second.
Me: I'd say...Mew's domain is the place. Alakazam! Teleport the group now! To Mew's domain!
Alakazam: Sir, yes sir!
DarkPokeBall: Thanks!
Me: I guess this is it. Everything's done now.
Alakazam: True.
 
258
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12
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Banned because you have Marlon in your avatar and your signature.

(And yes, but the Japanese one.)
 
258
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12
Years
  • Seen Jan 27, 2014
Banned because you use Oshawott!

(And yet, I use it too! I'd say it's the best one! It can even defeat Serperior as a Samurott! Megahorn, that's why.)
 
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