The BEST Pokémon

New game time! It's a simple game - essentially the first poster defines a quality, then the second poster states which Pokémon they believe is the best at that quality (reasons help!), before stating their own quality for the next poster. Here's a working example:

OzzyIsPro: I'll start by simply asking for the most powerful Pokémon!
SandshreRulez101: Well I think that has to be Slaking, because his Attack is incredibly high - now tell me the most beautiful Pokémon?
HiMomImOnTV: Milotic, beauty is in its very essence and it just shines elegance! Now what is the most secretive Pokémon?
HerpyDerpy: It'd be the ninja Pokémon, Ninjask! He practically lives in the shadows. Cutest Pokémon?

Like I said there's not much to it, so hopefully there shouldn't be many problems! :D

I'll start; tell me the cutest Pokémon!

Skitty. No seriously. It's a tiny pink cat. That has to be the EPITOME of cuteness.

I'd like to see the manliest Pokémon.

Machoke, it's all manly and stuff.
Craziest pokemon?

Craziest Pokémon has to be Spinda - what other Pokémon would spend its day running around in circles? XD

Tell me the most boring Pokémon!

Slaking. Really really boring.
How bout the most sinister pokemon?

Sableye ... for their mysterious eyes.

Tell me what is the most human pokemon

Probably Sawk. It's the closest to a human concerning physiology, and seems smart enough to me to even be integrated into society.

Give me your most boring design Pokémon.

I think Rattata is a really boring Pokémon, it's so basic and bland :(

Give me the most venomous Pokémon!

Seviper, that's a freaking snake!

Now for the most insane Pokemon!

Vigoroth. The thing is nuts.
Most majestic pokemon.

Majestic? I think that fits Cresselia perfectly; that thing is just made to be beautiful and majestic <3

Now find the most hateful Pokémon ;o

Banette for sure. The thing came to life from spite.
Most mysterious pokemon?

I'd say Deoxys? I mean, the only thing known for certain about that guy (by the Dexter at least) is that he came from space and that he exists.

How about the most derpy 'Mon?

Is there any contest? It's without a doubt, Bidoof!


Come on, this just screams 'HURR DERRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPP :BBBBB'

I'd like to know the most intelligent Pokémon :D

Hard one. Ninetales, Alakazam, Slowking and Lapras all get mentions of their intelligence, if I recall correctly. Ninetales seems the most.. Stereotypically smart. So I'll say Ninetales.

The most flexible Pokemon?

Ditto lol it has the limber ability

Most scary pokemon?

Spiritomb, that thing is absolutely terrifying it gives me nightmares XD

What's the most annoying Pokémon?

Psyduck. It's randomly annoying sometimes.
The most explosive Pokemon?(P.S. this one is really obvious)

ELECTROOODDDDEEEEEEE <3 That thing is quite literally build to explode!

What's the most adorable Pokémon?

That would be Mincinno/Cincinno.

Deadliest Pokemon?