tell me which pokemon would make the worst barbers

im bored so i want to have some fun

also everyone's going to say scyther but be a bit more creative

Simisage bc look at its smug face. It would just give you its own exact same hairdo every time you went. If you're into the pompadour look, then fine, but for the rest of us? Noooo thank you.

if i ever walked into a barber and saw midnight lycanroc im walking right the fuck back out

seedot bc he have no hands

Sydian said:

seedot bc he have no hands

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look seedot is trying his best ok

colours said:

look seedot is trying his best ok

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i know he is i love him

wooper doesn't have any arms either how is it supposed to hold scissors? with its mouth?

so wooper would be a bad barber

Wobbuffet - you'd have to give yourself a haircut to get it to give you a haircut, by which point you'd have no hair...and probably no head, because it magnifies whatever you do.

Ditto because it would become me, I can't give myself a haircut

I would have said Moltres, but on second thought, having a flaming hairdo that defies gravity sounds pretty darn cool, even if it means burning away your real hair. x)

On the other hand... Koffing and Weezing would probably drain the life out of your hair, causing it to fall out... >.<

slowpoke because I'd be in the salon for 2 days only for it to give me the wrong cut because it forgot

Slakoth because I feel it might fall asleep on my head when it's cutting my head and don't forget about Vigoroth it will go crazy on my hair

Anything gooey (because ew) and or that lacks hands (can't hold things).

So Goomy.

My little brother said "Onix," when I read the title and it cracked me up.

I wanna say Scyther or Scizor, but in all honesty, in order to do their moves with the proper dexterity, they must be very elegant and controlled, having blades for limbs... I could see a very dapper and well-trained Scizor as a trustworthy barber.

So, my new worst choice would be a very bloodthirsty Zigzagoon ZANGOOSE, I meant Zangoose!!

special mentions to this guy



do you trust Hariyama to have enough dexterity to cut your hair without chopping off the rest of your hair (and by extension, you)?

Heh Magcargo it ha no arms it's basically as hot as the sun so why would you have Magcargo has a barber

If I go to get a haircut and find out that a Voltorb or Electrode are going to be my barber, I'll pay them to not cut my hair.

Brendino said:

If I go to get a haircut and find out that a Voltorb or Electrode are going to be my barber, I'll pay them to not cut my hair.

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at that point i think you should go as FAR away from the barber as possible lmaooo