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As Dark As Night: Dark Type Fan Club

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Well you know i'm up for it dream XD
Also 2 more members and we get a new co owner!
Do you guys really like the CSS on the main post? do you think i should do something different?
 

dream's-epilogue

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I don't know squat about CSS, but it looks fine to me.

Scotch is basically a fancier Rum. Got more of a kick to it. Anyone up for a party??
 

Clover Cat

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Seriously, Gav, don't worry about the CSS. It looks awesome. XD And I thought we needed 3 more members, not 2?

Scotch tape! LET'S EAT IT!!

Dark: No, let's not.

Then let's use it to tape our partners to the wall!! XD

Dark: ...Anyone got any ideas?

Oh, it's rum? That works too! *Drinks*

Dark: I thought you're underage--

Aah, lesh not worry about that, Dark. *Grins*
 

Clover Cat

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Shorry, dream. ^^ Aw, zappy, lesh not worry 'bout that naow...*faints*

Dark: Well, at least she didn't stay drunk for long. And okay then, Gav. How will you choose the new co-owner?

*Sleep mutters* Dark's curious, ain't he? Well, that's because he's plotting world domination...

Dark: ...Anyone got reviver seeds? Or scent seeds?
 

dream's-epilogue

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@ Dark: How about a Thunderbolt? That should wake her right up. And give her some colorful scorch marks to boot.

@zappy: No, nachos! No, wait...PIZZA NACHOS! OR NACHO PIZZA!
 

Clover Cat

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Dark: Great idea, dream! She had me learn Thunderbolt in her Sapphire game! *Uses Thunderbolt*

*In her sleep* Myah, Lightning Rod... *Mutters*

Dark: What?! *Thunder hits lightning rod and blows up nearby Pokemon Center* ...Shoot. I am NOT paying for that. And even in her sleep she knows my moves!! *Headdesk*

*Mutters*Pizza...Yum...How 'bout ice cream pizza, huh? Hehehe...
 

dream's-epilogue

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How about Volt Tackle? I'd like to see her Lightning Rod THAT.

Or you can turn to the tried and true method of hitting her over the head with something blunt and heavy.
 

Clover Cat

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Dark: You're forgetting, dream, I'm not a Pikachu. But the frying pan is always a good idea! *Picks it up and swings*

*In her sleep* Oh, you thought I couldn't fight, eh Lance? But you were wrong...! *Avoids*

Dark: Why-can't-I-hit-her-with-this-thing-!

*After ten minutes of unsuccessful swinging*

Dark: *Pant* *Pant* Okay, that didn't work. I still think the scent seeds would be a good idea, but I don't trust Link that much...
 

dream's-epilogue

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Sorry, I don't have any.

Ooh, ooh, how about blowing something up? I have a few spare hand grenades you could use...although you might want to be careful where you throw them....and please, please, PLEASE don't throw the pin by mistake.
 

Clover Cat

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Dark: Ah, thanks dream! *Throws hand grenade*

*Still in her sleep* And...It's the bottom of the 9th...Bases loaded...2 outs...They throw...She swings-! *Takes a bat out from nowhere and hits the hand grenade back*

Dark: AAAH-! *Explodes*

*Wakes up* Oh, what? Looks like I fainted from getting too drunk. XD And what are you doing, Dark? Why are you charred and covered in ash?

Dark: ...

Well, whatever. And ooh! Pizza!! XD
 

Clover Cat

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*Stuffs pizza into mouth* I'm so hungry, lol. XD

Dark: You had lunch TEN MINUTES AGO.

So? fainting from alcohol use makes me hungry. *Continues to attack the pizza*

Dark: dream, I'd recommend NOT using weapons against her, by the way. For your own good. *Wipes remainder of ash of his face*
 
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