Ban The Person Above You! (Don't take it literally!)

Banned because you could have at least said something better than that.

Banned because it's an iPod.

Banned because your Green Hair caused my brother to be sick on my floor and my dog came and licked it up so i decided to play on my iPhone downstairs and then my Mum told me to go do my coursework and because of that stench it put me off and i got an 'U' grade so i didn't get into Sixth Form and therfore not University and i am now a bum living off the streets and asking for spare change, but no-one ever gives me any because they think i'll spend it on booze.

Banned for being a wise guy

Banned because this tread would be very boring if not for wise guys.

Banned because if I wasn't a wise guy, I would've banned you for being a wise guy.

Banned for banning me despite being a wise guy.

banned because your apparently jealous.....and you dont even get a bronze star

Banned for changing avatars for probably the third time in as many days. :P

Banned for making fun of nerds.

Banned because heads do not stay stationary when walking/flying.

Banned because they move even faster when running

Banned for not having japanese text in your usertitle

Banned because your Red Hair caused my brother to be sick on my floor and my dog came and licked it up so i decided to play on my iPhone downstairs and then my Mum told me to go do my coursework and because of that stench it put me off and i got an 'U' grade so i didn't get into Sixth Form and therfore not University and i am now a bum living off the streets and asking for spare change, but no-one ever gives me any because they think i'll spend it on booze.
P.S it's not the same as my last one. See it has red in it and a whole extra sentance.