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March Maaaadness

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droomph

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I have an alt named 쀒 (read as "pwep") because I was bored lol.

And if I had a multiple personality I would probably forget to log out of my main account and get myself in trouble x]
 

Oryx

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I wonder if there's a forum with endless alts just as a multiple personality disorder support group.
 
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That would be really weird.

Personality A: Hi my name's (insert name here)
Personality B: Hello person A
Personality C: Hello everyone!

but they'd all be one person o_o
 

Kanto_Johto

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What a night.......apologies to anyone who was irritated by my nonsensical ramblings.

On topic: the one person forum thing would be creepy as hell if you thought "Oh, this forum looks well laid out and has 50,000 members, I'll make an account!" and then found out that everyone there was one person.
 
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That would be totally weird. So if you joined you'd be the only on who wasnt one of the personalities. That scares me, its a freaky concept.
 

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Kind of like that story where you're the only person in the entire world?
 

Oryx

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...No? It's about how reincarnation is real, but you are every person in this world because you are reincarnated in every time. You're an egg waiting to hatch, maturing by interacting with yourself in various levels of development.
 

Kanto_Johto

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Wait a second, what if PC is all one person and I've joined a creep forum?

Or.......maybe I'm this forum, and you are the only person who is not me.......

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I've had the thought about us all being one person/being too! At the end of the day there's no way of telling. We are all independently wired and therefore would only remember our own lives individually.

Edit: In relation to the first thing that droomph said.
 

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But then that would give me the niggling question of "is this person me later in life and therefore inherently better than me, or earlier in life and therefore inherently worse than me?"
 

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I spend too much time cringing at my current self to worry about past/future selves. :(
 

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All the admins that made the no sockpuppeting rule are all one person sockpuppeting.
 

droomph

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And sometimes it's hard to tell which personality is causing trouble around here.

Think about it…if you changed your IP address every time you wanted to make an alt, you technically can't be caught for sockpuppeting…

though it would be time consuming/expensive.

http://www.cracked.com/article_15951_9-islamic-fatwas-we-can-get-behind.html said:
#3. THOU SHALT Shun Pokemon, for it is stupid.

In 2001, Saudi Arabia's Higher Committee for Scientific Research and Islamic Law released a fatwa forbidding Pokemon video games and cards, opining that such activities promote gambling and possess the minds of young people. Basically, they think Pokemon is crack, pornography and a devil-horned Jewish conspiracy all rolled into one.
Why we're on board:

For those who don't know, Pokemon is a contraction of the Japanese term "pocket monster." You might suspect that this is another nonsensical by-product of their ****-centric culture, but you would be wrong in that suspicion. The gameplay is akin to cockfighting, except with adolescent gamers playing "trainers," and cutesy anime creatures hurling poorly animated lightning bolts instead of cocks.
We agree with the fatwa, and not just because we think Pokemon is lame. It is second only to the Mario franchise in sales, which is saying something because Pokemon n accomplished this in a market saturated with alternatives. If memory serves, all Mario had to compete with was that stick-and-hoop thing. In other words, Pokemon is addictive as hell and marketed to kids, and as Joe Camel tells us, that's a bad thing. Lets ban this **** now and get these kids playing other addictive games. You know, ones that teach invaluable life skills, like Halo for example.

Lol even though this is comedy I do think the author has something against Pokémon x]
 
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