Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

Granted. However, they are all contained inside a large coconut. Which is still intact.

I wish pineapples didn't exist.

Granted, but now Kiwi tastes just like it.

I wish I had some chicken and broccoli.

Granted. However, the broccoli tastes like paste.

I wish for an ice cream cake.

Granted, but it melted. :(

I wish I could have had some ice cream cake, too.

Granted. However, it upsets your stomach and you vomit what you just ate.

I wish for a time machine.

Granted, but only I can use it.

I wish my eye didn't bother me.

Granted. However, you have lost feeling in both of your big toes.

You forgot to make a wish. XD

I wish I could have something to eat. =(

Granted. However, it's cauliflower.

I wish I had a sharp pencil here so I could practice drawing.

Granted, but you have no paper.

I wish I had a new sketchbook and something to write with.

Granted. However, you have charcoal as your writing utensil, and the paper in the sketchbook is very, very weak.

You forgot to post another wish.

I wish Disney World had more awesome rides.

Granted, but you're not allowed on any of them. (Sorry.)

I wish I could play the Heart Gold demo.

Granted, but you won't be able to buy either game when they come out.

I wish I had money.

Granted, but it is paper money from the game Monopoly.

I wish I had a paper bag.

Granted, but it is wet, and it falls apart when you attempt to use it.

I wish I had something interesting to do today.

Granted but you find yourself addicted to that "interesting" thing.

I wish somebody would grant my wish for a tourniquet! (P.S. a tourniquet is a medieval cuff-like bandage and it was a method of stopping you from bleeding, but it stopped bloodflow completley in that area)

granted but it turned red

I wish i had a Ninja llama

Granted, but it ran away. :(

I wish I had a magazine.

granted but it was a female modle

I wish for a thing