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What did your pokemon really say to N?

adamant57

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We've all been through this scene. But what did your pokemon really tell N? Lets get creative people! I'll give an example

N: Tell me about your trainer
Porygon: *Dial up connection sounds*
N: Okay, not the answer I was expecting...
 

Darkfox1525

God in the arts of Darkness
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N: Tell me about your trainer.
Emboar: Me no like you. ME KILL YOU NEXT BATTLE!!!
N: O_o
 
Rai

Rai

Quarter Life Crisis! @.@
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Mine we're probably just like "Wtf is with this guy? O.o"

That's what I was thinking at least xD
 
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DarkAngel91

Looking for a Fletchling for OR
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Mine would be like this

N: Tell me about your trainer
Flora(My Serperior): CREEPER!!!! GET AWAY FROM MY TRAINER YOU CREEPER!!! (Uses Vine Whip mercilessly)
N: (Covered in red and green marks from Vine Whip) OW!!!!!! EVIL POKEMON!!!!!!! (Runs awaaayyyyyyyy)
Me: 0-o..... Who was that guy any ways? He was kinda...ok he had creeper written all over him.
Flora: Told you so.
 
~Wind~

~Wind~

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I expect it went like this:

N: Tell me about your trainer.
Samurott: He doesn't talk much, but at least he gives me food and stuff, and that huge city was fun.
N: Hmm, I noticed that too, is he mute or something?
Samurott: I don't think so, he just kinda... doesn't talk.
N: Oh. Your pokemon seems to like you.
Me: .................. ???
 

OneofFour

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Consider how savagely I beat my Snivy up to that point for talking, it should have known better than to have said anything at all.
 

Fluff

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N: Tell me about your trainer
Samurott: I don't need to tell you
N: Why not?
Samurott: Because i don't like you
N: ok then.
 
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Cockman!

o_o What a majestic creature!
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N: Tell me about your trainer.

magneton: magne-ton-ton mag-mag ne tonn!

N: Tell me about your trainer.

magneton: magne-ton-ton mag-mag ne tonn!
 
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IceGod64

IceGod64

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N: Tell me about your trainer.
Charki(Jolteon): Um... I like him and he brags about me a lot, but... Why does he think I smell like peanut butter? What is peanut butter? Most of the time it's like I'm the trainer...
N: ... Any more questions?
Charki: Why does he talk like he doesn't know if he's living in the 70's or 90's?
Me: Hey bro, can I have my Pokémon back yet G? You jelly of our totally tight relationship?
N: ... I ask you return to not speaking.
 
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tkallab

Should have been in Dissidia
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N: Luxray, how do you feel about Steino?
Luxray: He poisons me to activate Guts and Facade.
N: ...You... Moralless MONSTER!

N: Archeops, do you think Steino´s a good trainer?
Archeops: Sure, he treats me fine, at least until my health gets down to 50%. Then suddenly I don´t exist anymore.
N: ...You... Insensitive MONSTER!

N: Chandelure, do you feel like defending Steino, after all the painful testimonies from your teammates?
Chandelure: He just uses me to Imprison other Trick Room users, so not really...
N: ...
 

Molts

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N: Gigalith how do you feel about your trainer?
Gigalith: This is a nice cave... this is a nice cave, you what a nice cave looks like? There's one right here.
N: Oh... yeah that's cool.

He's a bit quirky, and highly curious.
 

Seeds Horizon

Gotta love that feeling~
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Snivy: Nice hat..*grabs hat* Om nom nom..Tastes good too..Now what did you want?

N:... Do you like your trainer? 0.0. And that hat was a gift from my mommy! Wahhh *walks away crying..*

Me: ...*shrugs* When do we get to go to that cute Elesas town?

Snivy: Nom nom..
 
Pyrax

Pyrax

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N: Tell me about your trainer
Serperior: He picked me up from a small box after I was forced into there by a female human.
N: A BOX?!
Serperior: He also owns a pokémon which can travel through time.
N: Now you're just making things up, everyone knows there's no such thing as Celebi
Zoroark: That's not true, my best friend happens to be a Cele-
N: Oh, so where's this infamous Celebi then?
Zoroark: In the box
N: Do I look like a moron? Goodbye.
 
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Dark Piplup

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N:Tell me about yer trainer.
Oshawott: Oh look I am playing with my food oops.
 

iTeruri

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N: Tell me about your trainer.
Darmanitan: He's about to dump me in his box. Forever.
N: I see. So he likes you and you like him? Like friends?
Darmanitan: That's not what I said!

Seriously, he asked it right after I decided I didn't need my Darmanitan anymore.
 
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