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Mr. X

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I've never been able to confirm that one, but given how idiotic some people are it really wouldn't suprise me if some chainsaws had that warning.

I do remember that it was, supposedly, a warning printed in chainsaws sold in Sweden... Or was it Switzerland? Meh. One of the two.
 

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Nah, I remember seing Bertie Bott's every flavored beans when I was small and I saw vomit flavor. I was so intrigued by that so I got one for myself. But it's not Bertie Bott's :P

Yeah they have booger flavor too! It's like gambling for little kids.
 

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Okay, one more picture. But it's an amazing picture. ;u;

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Tomorrow I'm going to look back here and wonder what I was on that I posted this stupid stuff. But right now I'm tired, so everything seems funny.

As for your jelly bean discussion...
What?
Why would someone even want to eat that?
 

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Yea, I got the booger falvor too! LOL

They have jelly beans that got the same colors so we don't know which one we'll eat :P
Here's what I got :P

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High schoolers at my old school used to smear chocolate on the computers...
 

Mr. X

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I've got worse.

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Anyway, I had to repair my dads computer once. It started freezing a lot and one day refused to turn one. Open it up, damn mouse nest. I had to disassemble and clean everything but after that the computer ran good for another half year. (The cpu burned itself out. My best guess is that the thermal paste wore out, since the computer was 6 years old.)
 

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You can't trust anything as true from 4chan, don't you know anything about the internet?
 

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High schoolers at my old school used to smear chocolate on the computers...

Ew...

Some high schoolers were stupid enough to put porn as the wallpaper on one of the computers. My teacher just let the incident fly, though. It was actually pretty hilarious.
 

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You can't trust anything as true from 4chan, don't you know anything about the internet?

True that, but would you really be suprised if someone was stupid enough to actually try this?

Edit - All the computer talk is making me miss my days in Votech.
 

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Well at least that's fixable, a prank isn't people being stupid necessarily. This was just to be destructive.
 

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True that, but would you really be suprised if someone was stupid enough to actually try this?

Just my first thought when the 4chan layout shows up is inevitably:

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I remember being quite an idiot and a rebel in high school. I actually put a wallpaper of two cows doing it on my science teacher's laptop. He didn't realize until a few minute when he showed us a video of planets and all that. He got so mad but in the mean time he didn't know what the hell just happened lol. He thought he got a virus.
 

Mr. X

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I remember being quite an idiot and a rebel in high school. I actually put a wallpaper of two cows doing it on my science teacher's laptop. He didn't realize until a few minute when he showed us a video of planets and all that. He got so mad but in the mean time he didn't know what the hell just happened lol. He thought he got a virus.

You would have fit right in with my votech class.
 

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- One of my favorite stories is from back in the 90s. A guy bought a 16-bit sound card for his computer, but for whatever reason decided he only needed an 8-bit sound card. Instead of taking it back and exchanging it, he figured all he needed to do was get a pair of scissors and physically cut the sound card in half.

- I once had a customer that wanted a light in her computer, similar to a computer she saw at one of her friend's houses. So she lit a candle and set it inside her tower case.

- An man purchased a laptop from me. He called about a week later and said that it would no longer boot up. He brought it in, and I discovered that sixteen nicely drilled holes were in the bottom of the case. I asked him about it, and he said the machine was too hot sitting on his lap, so he had drilled these "air holes." "Could that be the problem?" he asked.

- Once when I was brousing through a flea market, I came across an unusually large display of random pieces of junk that were for sale. The guy had a few computer parts lying in bins filled with brown water. His excuse was "The water will help it slip in better." I tried to tell him that the parts were all dead, but he insisted that they were fine and asked me to leave.


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I remember I had those ink that turns invisible after a while, I was secretly putting it on every girl that I knew at a wedding. Their face when they found out about the ink on their dress was priceless.

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Not computer-related, but pertains to electronics.
Christmas morning a few years ago. My mother was looking at her new iPod Touch. My sister and her fiance were showing her features it has. Something they said caught her attention, and she loudly exclaimed, "iPods play music?"

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She wasn't joking.
 

Mr. X

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Fake blood is fun for messing with people, too. Makes me wish I were to have the guts to put it on my arm and pretend that I had cut myself, to freak out my parents. So long as I wouldn't go overboard with the blood, I think they'd believe me.

I didn't plan on this, but I really freaked a person out once with something that kinda looked like blood.

It was during PE in middle school. A old friend of mine was about to get into a fight with another kid in our class. We weren't friends anymore but figured that I should at least try to stop him from getting his ass kicked. Anyway, I split them both up, teacher was called over and they were forced to talk it out. About 20 minutes later, the other person walks right up to me and punches me right in the stomach, making me spit out the candy I'd just put in my mouth. A cherry fizzy candy.

When he punched me, I'd spat out the cherry fizzy stuff. He looks down, see's red on his shirt, red on my lips, and immediately starts freaking out. He's screaming "Oh **** **** **** ****!" for about 20 seconds before the teacher shows up.
 
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