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Realistic Pokemon fights.

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Let's suppose once more that Pokemon are real.They would obviously fight each other like animals do.So try to explain in a realistic way the battle and the results.Don't hesitate to become morbid.

Example :
"Vaporeon used Aqua Tail!"
"It's Super Effective!"
-Charizard slumps to the ground with a broken spine-

"Durant used Guillotine!"
"It's a One Hit KO!"
-Gyarados's beheaded body writhers on the ground-

"Chandelure used Fire Blast!"
"It's Super Effective!"
-Durant is reduced to a molten puddle of metal and burnt flesh-
 

Snivy063

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This is funny. XD

" Pikachu used Thunder! "
" It's Super Effective! "
- It's time to eat for lunch! Pidgeot is sooo yummy from the looks of it. :'3
 

Zeffy

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Have you ever seen a Dragonball battle to the deaths? Yeaah, I bet they're a bit similar.
 
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Venusaur used Razor Leaf!
It's super effective!
Swampert's mutilated body falls to the ground.

Gyarados used Hydro Pump!
It's super effective!
Golem gets crashed by the tremendous volume and amount of water.

Jynx used Blizzard!
It's super effective!
Shiftry's frozen body gets excavated from the piles of snow the next day.
 

luigimario84

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Floatzel used Aqua Jet!
Charmander is now soaked and winded!

Cobalion used Sacred Sword!
Breaking news! A sliced up Bidoof has been found in Mistralton Cave!

Doduo used Fly!
Mudkip was confused!
 

Adam Levine

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Ho-oh used Sacred Fire!
It's super effective!
Chikorita is burning in ashes!

Emolga used Acrobatics!
The whole battlefield turned into a circus!
 

classiccartoonsftw

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Tyranitar used Rock Slide!
Emolga got squished by the falling rocks and fell out of the air.
 

StinkomanFan

The Thing with Questionable Taste
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Arceus used Judgement!
Pidgey went to Hell and is tortured for the rest of eternity!

Lucario used Headbutt!
Lucario has a headache!
Lucario is going to go nap for a while.

Serperior used Wrap!
Serperior used Bite!
Serperior is no longer hungry.
 

Xilfer

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Finally, some realism.

Gastly used Lick!
"It's super effective"
Haunter cringes and wonders why in the world you would want to lick him. That's just creepy.

No, but seriously.

Haunter used Shadow Ball
"It's super effective"
Gastly's body dissipated into a poisonous gas. Your house is no longer haunted.

Okay, okay, this is just too good.

Abra used Mind Reader
Abra predicted that Haunter's favorite color is blue.
 

classiccartoonsftw

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Charizard used Flamethrower!
Maractus burns for a few minutes and then its ash falls on the ground.
 

lineofdeath

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Rhyperior, aggron, hariama and garchomp used surf

Magikarp, surskit and wingull got annoyed
 
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