987
(Recommended) Turn the real DarkPokeball into prison. Before you get him in, a hilarious-looking Umbr30n (Funny Face, nothing else, not that special) will kick him in the inescapable cellar.
988
Be the fake interviewer from 970. Once DarkPokeball gets kicked out, knock him out. Bring him back in the Mart (Make sure you have a sharp knife and fork) and eat him in public. If he wakes up, just slit his throat so he won't wake up again. Call Umbr30n, and Umbr30n will shout "THAT'S FOR THREATENING ME, *****. You ended up eaten after all! I NEVER got eaten! Now that you are dead, everyone could have a great life! Now **** off, before you are put to sleep!". Mission succeeded, and now the argument has been officially finished.
989
Say "How did I get here?" In French, and then backwards.
990
Toidi na eb. Read that forwards, it will say "Be an Idiot".
991
It will work better if Umbr30n is actually there. Paint on the walls "UMBR30N SEZ." If Umbr30n is indeed there, he will edit it to "Says.".
992
Organize a fake cart race and try to lose. Knock down everything in the store.
993
Try to organize a fake trolley dash. Knock down everything in the store.
994
Throw open bags of sugar at the customers, when they should say "When are you going to run out of Sugar man?!". Then you must reply "I won't. I work in a Sugar Factory.".
995
Say "I'm going to do an internet!", Pressing a key on a keyboard. Keep on spamming presses until the Key Brakes.
996
Dress up as a Mine Turtle, and crawl around the ground. Say "Hello" and throw an open bag of flour to substitute an explosion.
997
Go to the nearest person with salad (Starting to punch it), and shout "I AM PUNCHING YOUR SALAD!!"
998
Shout "Why is the baby on fire?!", Overreacting over nothing actually happening, and start throwing cheese at the manager.
999
Call 999 when the Manager tries to threaten you.
1000
Dress up as the I Like Trains Kid and say "I Like Trains.". Then, one of your friends must push a toy train at somebody, trying to knock them over. Say "We have now reached 1000, we had our highs and lows." Do every other number of ways except 971. "We have had good times, and bad times." You must say next. The Manager starts crying tears of joy. "But, this is the final way, and I feel ****** about it." You must say last. Then ask to hold a party outside the Mart, and the Manager feels so happy about being invited that he joyfully kicks people out to the party, and lets all who were previously banned back in again.